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December 7, 2024 at 2:44 PM
lanny-loo.bsky.social
‪Why does Santa🎅🏼 have three gardens?‬

‪So he can hoe, hoe, hoe. ‬
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December 7, 2024 at 2:42 PM
lanny-loo.bsky.social
‪What’s the deadliest body party at Christmastime?‬

‪The Missle-toe‬
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December 6, 2024 at 1:54 PM
lanny-loo.bsky.social
‪What do you call Santa’s helpers?🎅🏼‬

‪Subordinate Clauses‬
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December 6, 2024 at 1:53 PM
lanny-loo.bsky.social
Why was the letter E the only letter to get something from Santa?

All the other letters were Not E.
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December 3, 2024 at 5:43 AM
lanny-loo.bsky.social
🎄🧶#BadDadJokeOfTheDay #Knitting
December 2, 2024 at 2:13 PM
lanny-loo.bsky.social
‪Why does santa have 3 gardens?‬

‪So he can ”hoe hoe hoe!”‬
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December 2, 2024 at 1:56 PM
lanny-loo.bsky.social
‪Which reindeer is best at football?‬

‪Blitzen‬
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December 2, 2024 at 1:56 PM
lanny-loo.bsky.social
How does a gingerbread man make his bed?

With a cookie sheet
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December 1, 2024 at 3:33 PM
lanny-loo.bsky.social
‪What’s an avocado’s favorite #Christmas song?🥑❄️‬

‪Guacin in a Winter Wonderland‬
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November 30, 2024 at 1:47 PM
lanny-loo.bsky.social
What does the naughty soccer announcer get for Christmas?
⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
COOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLL
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November 30, 2024 at 1:46 PM
lanny-loo.bsky.social
What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?

Hits a gnome and runs
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November 30, 2024 at 1:44 PM
lanny-loo.bsky.social
What was the horse looking for on Black Friday? 🐎

A Macintosh.🍏
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November 29, 2024 at 3:54 PM
hybriddolphin87.bsky.social
I was at a Vegan restaurant yesterday and bumped into a girl who swears she knows me...

I've never met herbivore.

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May 19, 2024 at 8:58 AM