#COOKED
I think I'm cooked chat
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
lol we’re so cooked
When you've lost *checks notes again* Chris Cillizza
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
We’re cooked lol
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
How cooked is Biff’s brain? This cooked.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
sakurai's wife cooked with these menus holy shit
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Tyrion surprised I actually cooked dinner
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Gen Z is cooked 🧦
And I ain’t complaining.
#TheGoonersHandbook
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If Schumer is still minority leader by tomorrow morning we’re cooked.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
(Just saying this bc I’m seeing a lot IT’S OVER or WE’RE COOKED and I refuse to be cooked by fucking Chuck Schumer)
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
America is cooked
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Cooked piss report
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
We’re cooked. #RCTID
Phil also says that there wasn't a change in system or tactics tonight, and that it came down to "Menality... They (San Diego) beat us because they wanted it more," #RCTID
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I cooked with this outfit, I fear
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
sweet vinegar is something else idk what they doing there but they cooked
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I think a number of press outlets badly want there to be a groundswell of anti-trans feeling, because the ownership/senior editorial of those papers have absolutely cooked their own brains on transphobia. It seems to be largely an elite psychosis!
the harris campaign said the “they/them” ad didn’t sway the election.

one of the trump campaign’s top strategists this week said trans rights isn’t in the top five issues for swing voters.

when will the press stop talking about us like we’re a liability and start looking itself in the mirror
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I post porn on the internet but can’t flirt irl am I cooked?
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Schumer is so cooked he's setting off the smoke alarm.
When you've lost *checks notes* Matthew Yglesias
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So no insurance — but 2K to cover all medical expenses

For how long?

Medications also?

This is the “concept” of a healthcare plan Trump cooked up on the 11th hole sand trap?
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Fetterman is cooked
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Are you cooking?
Or are you cooked?
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
their brains are cooked by twitter. they really thought people gave a shit about that gummy freak
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
What's crazy about this take is how the Sydney Sweeney discourse flared up again on X last week but was completely ignored on here. His brain is cooked on reactionary discourse and thinks everyone has his warped conception of a view on it.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
matt lafleur you sir, are cooked
The whole Eagles Defense was yelling “Inside Zone this way!” before the snap
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
She's cooked.
#sizesky
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM