The giant king of all the east might have defeated Charlemange in battle and taken all the barons of France captured, but his pride will be his downfall because he failed to consider the plucky englishman and his magic lance that just makes you win.
- Orlando Innamorato, book I canto vii, 23-57
- Orlando Innamorato, book I canto vii, 23-57
June 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Here's a bit of "old dude" music for ya.
Steeley Dan is probably your Favorite Band's Favorite Band. Becker and Fagan write songs that paint vivid pictures of characters and stories, places. From the Gentleman Loser to Kid Charlemange, these characters linger after the last note has faded away
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Steeley Dan is probably your Favorite Band's Favorite Band. Becker and Fagan write songs that paint vivid pictures of characters and stories, places. From the Gentleman Loser to Kid Charlemange, these characters linger after the last note has faded away
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March 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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F: Charlemange but i don’t want to.
M: Jason Lee so he can’t testify against me.
K: Akademics bc i just simply don’t care for him.
M: Jason Lee so he can’t testify against me.
K: Akademics bc i just simply don’t care for him.
Fuck, Marry, Kill?
DJ Akademjks, Charlemagne, Jason Lee.
DJ Akademjks, Charlemagne, Jason Lee.
April 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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My quite spicy uranium glass charlemange paoerweight
December 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Finally a new #banner that fits
All my fav servants from #FateGO #FGO #FateGrandOrder
Made by the amazing Lazyartlazy
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#Astolfo #Mordred #Artoria #Morgan #Bradamante #Charlemange #Jeannedarc #FirstHassan #Caenis #Voyager #JackTheRipper #Mash #Kagekiyo #CountOfMonteCristo
All my fav servants from #FateGO #FGO #FateGrandOrder
Made by the amazing Lazyartlazy
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#Astolfo #Mordred #Artoria #Morgan #Bradamante #Charlemange #Jeannedarc #FirstHassan #Caenis #Voyager #JackTheRipper #Mash #Kagekiyo #CountOfMonteCristo
April 10, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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Europe has had an antisemitism problem since Charlemange. They didn't need Americans to figure out how to oppress Jews.
February 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I woke up with Kid Charlemange in my head.
Kid Charlemagne
Steely Dan · The Royal Scam · Song · 1976
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November 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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Kevin Bacon
is related to
Elizabeth Taylor,
Barack Obama, Georgia O'Keeffe,
& Charlemange ? !
is related to
Elizabeth Taylor,
Barack Obama, Georgia O'Keeffe,
& Charlemange ? !
July 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Jeg er ganske sikker på jeg så fettern til Timotei Charlemange i dag 👀
July 12, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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Learning about history with the boys
May 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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And then i remembered my Charlemange:
last christmas
i cut you a fart
but the very next day
you waved it away
this year
i forged a frontier
invented a suppository
<<fin>>
last christmas
i cut you a fart
but the very next day
you waved it away
this year
i forged a frontier
invented a suppository
<<fin>>
December 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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Were you friends with charlemange
October 19, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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I swear, this book is a roller coaster sometimes. Last canto was a massive and bloody battle, what do you mean in this canto "Ranaldo meets the God of Love" and "is whipped by three naked maidens"?
September 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Sure, I know, having discovered Hollandspiele through your website and Kaiju Table Battles (gift for a trans loved one). By the time I played Charlemange and Supply Lines of the AmRev, the byline "Tom Russell" was already your legacy name. Maybe I'm late to the party.
January 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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How about Charlemange saving western civilization and this is all I know about him? Does anyone know anything else about him?
September 24, 2023 at 1:59 AM
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Kid Charlemange | Steely Dan | The Royal Scam (Side 1)
January 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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The historian Andrew Larsen goes into the wrongness of Last Crusade's Charlemange "quote" on my blog. He's quite pained by it, and justifiably so, imho! :)
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: Let’s Just Fake a Quote
So I don’t mind Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989, dir. Steven Spielberg). It’s a pretty fun movie that captures some of the spirit of the first movie and avoids everything that’s awful abou…
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January 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Just learned of the 8th & 9th C #Irish scholar Dúngan (courtesy of '@IrishPhilosophy' on M'don & Twitter). Most interesting. Some 20 years odd of dialogue with Charlemange, explaining to him what 'nothing' is & how eclipses work.
www.irishphilosophy.com/2016/06/26/d...
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Correcting Lucretius: Dúngal and Carolingian Cosmology – Irish Philosophy
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April 9, 2024 at 6:43 AM
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Favorite part of Lies of P one hour in is when timothey charlemange says "its P'ing time" and then he P's all over the place
August 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Charlemagne? More like charlemange log off you filthy bastard
April 29, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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Now I get to listen to Kid Charlemange while making breakfast. Thx!
August 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Yes i go back to Charlemange and Rollo, it's been very beneficial to research
December 25, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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On this day in 2023, Deidre & Mary-Beth debut as Charlemange & Kassandra.
#DAYS #DOOL #Charlemange #Kassandra
#DAYS #DOOL #Charlemange #Kassandra
June 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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ART FIGHT ATTACKS 2025 #artfight #teamfossil
starting off with charlie (and rob) for @dragondog5600.bsky.social
starting off with charlie (and rob) for @dragondog5600.bsky.social
July 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Things that happened on Christmas Day;
1066: William the Conquerer is crowned in London, during which his men accidentally set the Tower on fire. This is a popular day for crownings, going right back to Charlemange.
1066: William the Conquerer is crowned in London, during which his men accidentally set the Tower on fire. This is a popular day for crownings, going right back to Charlemange.
December 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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