I *almost* felt a twinge of sympathy for Cuomo when I heard King Cholesterol had endorsed him, but I remembered what a jerk he is.
          
            November 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
            
              
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    BREAKING: ICE Agents spotted placing loaded, deadly weapons in their mouths every lunch break.
The Payload?
Cholesterol
          The Payload?
Cholesterol
            November 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
            
              
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        He's confused since the doctors keep telling him his cholesterol is way up.  "His numbers are way up"  lol
          
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        a federal agent had their cholesterol slightly elevated by a sandwich and people want to tell jokes. what happened to this country?
          
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    Cholesterol, do your job
          
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    Come on cholesterol, we're all cheering for you for the first time!!
          
      The photo is from Sunday 60 Minutes.
Yep. He's had a stroke, folks.
        Yep. He's had a stroke, folks.
            November 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
            
              
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    141K bottles of cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets recalled – WSB-TV Channel 2
https://www.newsbeep.com/au/260691/
The Food and Drug Administration recalled hundreds of thousands of bottles of the cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets.…
        
            https://www.newsbeep.com/au/260691/
The Food and Drug Administration recalled hundreds of thousands of bottles of the cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets.…
141K bottles of cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets recalled – WSB-TV Channel 2 - Australia News Beep
            The Food and Drug Administration recalled hundreds of thousands of bottles of the cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets.
          
            
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            November 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
            
              
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        The cholesterol must have gone to his head! 🖖💙🇺🇸💙🖖
          
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    Average cholesterol in this video: 185
          
      A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
    
        
            November 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
            
              
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        The art of his cholesterol running on Mcd's, cmon make it end soon
          
      Mike Johnson: "The president tried. He is the great dealmaker. The Art of the Deal. He can negotiate the end of wars around the world, but he does not have enough with these guys to overcome their fear of the Marxists in the Democrat Party."
    
        
            November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
            
              
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    “You don’t hate the dodgers, you hate your team’s owners.”
No I actually hate every one of these assholes, but thanks.
          No I actually hate every one of these assholes, but thanks.
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    Over 140,000 bottles of cholesterol medication recalled. See affected products. Ascend Laboratories of New Jersey pulled Atorvastatin Calcium, a drug sold as a generic version of Lipitor, that were manufactured by Alkem Laboratories of India and distributed nationwide.
          
            November 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
            
              
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        okay my cholesterol is getting high and dairy has been really hurting me lately i have to work on eating healthier 
*eats a whole large pizza from domino's by myself in under 20 minutes*
          *eats a whole large pizza from domino's by myself in under 20 minutes*
            November 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
            
              
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    We can but hope his sticky cholesterol gets him SOON 🤞🤞
          
            November 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
            
              
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    Few weapons can top the lethal cholesterol levels of a good hot pastrami.
          
            November 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
            
              
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    I don’t, fortunately, I just have a body that thinks tigers live around every corner, fucked-up eating adventures from the associated stress nausea, and a family history of cardiovascular not-goodness that bodes ill. The beta blockers are a GODSEND. But a lot of them raise cholesterol/triglycerides.
          
            November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
            
              
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    Sights from the @ucsfohns.bsky.social annual Research Symposium! 📸
Our dedicated faculty presented research on topics on #HeadAndNeckCancer like squamous cell carcinoma, cholesterol pathways & the impact the hippocampus has on hearing.
          Our dedicated faculty presented research on topics on #HeadAndNeckCancer like squamous cell carcinoma, cholesterol pathways & the impact the hippocampus has on hearing.
            November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
            
              
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        141K bottles of cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets recalled – WPXI
https://www.europesays.com/uk/546941/
The Food and Drug Administration recalled hundreds of thousands of bottles of the cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets.…
        
            https://www.europesays.com/uk/546941/
The Food and Drug Administration recalled hundreds of thousands of bottles of the cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets.…
141K bottles of cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets recalled – WPXI - United Kingdom
            The Food and Drug Administration recalled hundreds of thousands of bottles of the cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets.
          
            
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            November 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
            
              
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        141K bottles of cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets recalled – WPXI
https://www.newsbeep.com/il/113696/
The Food and Drug Administration recalled hundreds of thousands of bottles of the cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets.…
        
            https://www.newsbeep.com/il/113696/
The Food and Drug Administration recalled hundreds of thousands of bottles of the cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets.…
141K bottles of cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets recalled – WPXI - Israel News Beep
            The Food and Drug Administration recalled hundreds of thousands of bottles of the cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets.
          
            
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            November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
            
              
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        141K bottles of cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets recalled – WPXI
https://www.newsbeep.com/nz/116234/
The Food and Drug Administration recalled hundreds of thousands of bottles of the cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets.…
        
            https://www.newsbeep.com/nz/116234/
The Food and Drug Administration recalled hundreds of thousands of bottles of the cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets.…
141K bottles of cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets recalled – WPXI - New Zealand News Beep
            The Food and Drug Administration recalled hundreds of thousands of bottles of the cholesterol drug Atorvastatin Calcium Tablets.
          
            
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            November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
            
              
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        Trump's cholesterol and brain plaque numbers are up. Maybe he confused them.
          
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Statins, or HMG-CoA reductase inhibitors, are widely prescribed for cardiovascular disease (CVD) prevention due to their proven efficacy in lowering low-density lipoprotein cholesterol (LDL-C) levels, stabilising atherosclerotic plaques, and reducing inflammation.
        
            Statins, or HMG-CoA reductase inhibitors, are widely prescribed for cardiovascular disease (CVD) prevention due to their proven efficacy in lowering low-density lipoprotein cholesterol (LDL-C) levels, stabilising atherosclerotic plaques, and reducing inflammation.
Statin Effectiveness in Older People  - A Review
            Statin Effectiveness in Older People  is less certain than for younger people. Statins reduce heart attacks and strokes in young, but not old.
          
            
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            November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
            
              
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        Trump looks like a slab of mentally unstable cholesterol by comparison.
          
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    I’m over here praying for a large loose chunk of cholesterol in a major artery.
          
            November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
            
              
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    Cholesterol do your fucking job!
          
      "It means his heart is failing."
How does something that doesn't exist fail?
        How does something that doesn't exist fail?
            November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
            
              
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