#ComeOnYourSpurs
Happy Friday fellow Tottenham and Arsenal fans! It is strange to not be in work at this time, waiting for my players to come in for our prompt 9am start!

Instead, I am at home posting on social media, like my players were. #COYS #ComeOnYourSpurs
February 13, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I have just had a strange phone call from a raspy man telling me if I "go the the forest I am going to kick your fucking woke head in".

I have decided that Bark and I will not walk in the woods today as the man sounded very angry.

#COYS #ComeOnYourSpurs
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I like this man, he is my friend and he speaks a lot of sense! You should all be more like him.
None of this was my fault. I wasn't the one who finished 17th last season! #ComeOnYourSpurs
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I do not play the lottery, it is the gambling equivalent of shooting from outside the box. The best investment for me is keeping my money under my mattress. I need to buy a bigger mattress today as my friend Vinai just gave me a cheque for £8m! #ComeOnYourSpurs
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 AM
YES! We are starting strong! 💪 Not 17th any more like we were last season. #ComeOnYourSpurs #COYS
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 AM