Happy Friday fellow Tottenham and Arsenal fans! It is strange to not be in work at this time, waiting for my players to come in for our prompt 9am start!

Instead, I am at home posting on social media, like my players were. #COYS #ComeOnYourSpurs

I have just had a strange phone call from a raspy man telling me if I "go the the forest I am going to kick your fucking woke head in".

I have decided that Bark and I will not walk in the woods today as the man sounded very angry.

#COYS #ComeOnYourSpurs

I like this man, he is my friend and he speaks a lot of sense! You should all be more like him.
None of this was my fault. I wasn't the one who finished 17th last season! #ComeOnYourSpurs

I do not play the lottery, it is the gambling equivalent of shooting from outside the box. The best investment for me is keeping my money under my mattress. I need to buy a bigger mattress today as my friend Vinai just gave me a cheque for £8m! #ComeOnYourSpurs

YES! We are starting strong! 💪 Not 17th any more like we were last season. #ComeOnYourSpurs #COYS