CVS is best thought of as a kind of interactive museum exhibit where you can experience everything that has gone badly wrong with American capitalism.
You almost have to respect how CVS keeps frantically changing their systems like every other month and each time it gets progressively worse
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
CVS is best thought of as a kind of interactive museum exhibit where you can experience everything that has gone badly wrong with American capitalism.
You almost have to respect how CVS keeps frantically changing their systems like every other month and each time it gets progressively worse
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You almost have to respect how CVS keeps frantically changing their systems like every other month and each time it gets progressively worse
My guillotine list gon be longer than a CVS receipt.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My guillotine list gon be longer than a CVS receipt.
Was in a CVS yesterday and it was “cash only” because their systems were down.
Last time I paid cash for drugs was in high school.
Last time I paid cash for drugs was in high school.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Was in a CVS yesterday and it was “cash only” because their systems were down.
Last time I paid cash for drugs was in high school.
Last time I paid cash for drugs was in high school.
They installed touchscreens at my CVS recently. I went in and the guy asked me to "start my check in on the screen" or whatever and I said no I don't want to do that. Then he had to type in my info on his computer himself and I felt like an asshole. This is how they get you. That's his exact job!
CVS is best thought of as a kind of interactive museum exhibit where you can experience everything that has gone badly wrong with American capitalism.
You almost have to respect how CVS keeps frantically changing their systems like every other month and each time it gets progressively worse
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They installed touchscreens at my CVS recently. I went in and the guy asked me to "start my check in on the screen" or whatever and I said no I don't want to do that. Then he had to type in my info on his computer himself and I felt like an asshole. This is how they get you. That's his exact job!
Just tried to get a prescription over the weekend and CVS didn't have it, and also didn't tell me that they didn't have it, they just didn't fill it. Also they have no way to find out if another CVS has it.
CVS is best thought of as a kind of interactive museum exhibit where you can experience everything that has gone badly wrong with American capitalism.
You almost have to respect how CVS keeps frantically changing their systems like every other month and each time it gets progressively worse
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Just tried to get a prescription over the weekend and CVS didn't have it, and also didn't tell me that they didn't have it, they just didn't fill it. Also they have no way to find out if another CVS has it.
I farted in front of the laxatives at CVS. Please respond.
I stubbed my toe while texting. Please respond.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I farted in front of the laxatives at CVS. Please respond.
CVS. Chill girl. lol.
November 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
CVS. Chill girl. lol.
My pharmacy tech at CVS! She’s also on Medicaid and really worried. SHE HAS A JOB and works really hard in the busiest CVS in my state! But please. Let’s have the CEOs and shareholders get richer by all means.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My pharmacy tech at CVS! She’s also on Medicaid and really worried. SHE HAS A JOB and works really hard in the busiest CVS in my state! But please. Let’s have the CEOs and shareholders get richer by all means.
Both Walgreens and CVS having signs up saying “Hey your pharmacist is a person please treat them like one, also do not threaten violence” is so fucking bleak
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Both Walgreens and CVS having signs up saying “Hey your pharmacist is a person please treat them like one, also do not threaten violence” is so fucking bleak
Don't worry though! After getting out of the ACA exchange business in 2018, then back in in 2021, they're getting back out of it again. CVS thanks you for giving everybody a good laugh as you scramble to try to understand how exactly one obtains medicine in the United States
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Don't worry though! After getting out of the ACA exchange business in 2018, then back in in 2021, they're getting back out of it again. CVS thanks you for giving everybody a good laugh as you scramble to try to understand how exactly one obtains medicine in the United States
thinking about the time i looked up pimple patches and cvs kept trying to sell me sour patch kids 😭
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
thinking about the time i looked up pimple patches and cvs kept trying to sell me sour patch kids 😭
Only Walgreens can reverse-polarize me into going to fucking CVS*.
* Yes, I know there are alternatives. The closest independent pharmacy to me is about a 20 mile trip, and I commute by bicycle year-round. That's not practical for necessities, which a pharmacy for me is.
* Yes, I know there are alternatives. The closest independent pharmacy to me is about a 20 mile trip, and I commute by bicycle year-round. That's not practical for necessities, which a pharmacy for me is.
Is this good? It doesn't seem good.
"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
Walgreens Cuts Pay for Hourly Store Workers After $10 Billion Buyout
Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Only Walgreens can reverse-polarize me into going to fucking CVS*.
* Yes, I know there are alternatives. The closest independent pharmacy to me is about a 20 mile trip, and I commute by bicycle year-round. That's not practical for necessities, which a pharmacy for me is.
* Yes, I know there are alternatives. The closest independent pharmacy to me is about a 20 mile trip, and I commute by bicycle year-round. That's not practical for necessities, which a pharmacy for me is.
craziest thing about CVS is that they're losing market share to fucking walgreens. how dumb do you have to be that you aren't running circles around fucking WALGREENS???
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
craziest thing about CVS is that they're losing market share to fucking walgreens. how dumb do you have to be that you aren't running circles around fucking WALGREENS???
*entire media industry hurriedly updating CVs to include mentions of towns*
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
*entire media industry hurriedly updating CVs to include mentions of towns*
Maybe he should wonder why the wealthiest country in the world has over 12% of pop on food stamps and desperate enough to steal razor blades from CVS
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Maybe he should wonder why the wealthiest country in the world has over 12% of pop on food stamps and desperate enough to steal razor blades from CVS
CVS has Halloween decor at 75% off, I can’t post what I got bc it’s a gag gift for one of my besties
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
CVS has Halloween decor at 75% off, I can’t post what I got bc it’s a gag gift for one of my besties
Just on the basic issue of staying alive, I'd say you're wrong. The average CVS is full of OTC stuff that hadn't even been *invented* in the 80s.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Just on the basic issue of staying alive, I'd say you're wrong. The average CVS is full of OTC stuff that hadn't even been *invented* in the 80s.
date idea: go with me to CVS to get vaxxed. we can even hold hands! (please hold my hand)
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
date idea: go with me to CVS to get vaxxed. we can even hold hands! (please hold my hand)
Who knew you could get vaccinated at 6:15 at night??!
Anyway, I finally got this year's covid dose - AND a cute sticker.
Anyway, I finally got this year's covid dose - AND a cute sticker.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Who knew you could get vaccinated at 6:15 at night??!
Anyway, I finally got this year's covid dose - AND a cute sticker.
Anyway, I finally got this year's covid dose - AND a cute sticker.
I hope nobody minds that I got all the gifts at CVS again!
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I hope nobody minds that I got all the gifts at CVS again!
Today at the CVS a nice young man helped me find the pill splitters...
The end is near 😂
The end is near 😂
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Today at the CVS a nice young man helped me find the pill splitters...
The end is near 😂
The end is near 😂
I left my phone on the counter at CVS and the cashier yelled WHO'S PHONE IS THIS?? loud enough for me to hear as I was nearly outside.
You don't get service like that from self-checkout robots.
You don't get service like that from self-checkout robots.
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I left my phone on the counter at CVS and the cashier yelled WHO'S PHONE IS THIS?? loud enough for me to hear as I was nearly outside.
You don't get service like that from self-checkout robots.
You don't get service like that from self-checkout robots.
I don’t know any local photo printers who will be able to print a couple digital photos from my phone so I tried using the CVS website and 30 minutes later wanted to die. Sometimes you think you made it all the way through the purchase page but no. No you didn’t. You never really started.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I don’t know any local photo printers who will be able to print a couple digital photos from my phone so I tried using the CVS website and 30 minutes later wanted to die. Sometimes you think you made it all the way through the purchase page but no. No you didn’t. You never really started.