batten the hatches we're on defcon level 1 feral art
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
batten the hatches we're on defcon level 1 feral art
Oh no! 17 year old me got something wrong on a tweet. Call the networks! Call the marines! Get us to DEFCON 2!
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Oh no! 17 year old me got something wrong on a tweet. Call the networks! Call the marines! Get us to DEFCON 2!
hypothyroidism is bad for Posting conditions im alternating between defcon 4 Brain Incidents and thoughts too genuinely disgusting to post (horny)
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
hypothyroidism is bad for Posting conditions im alternating between defcon 4 Brain Incidents and thoughts too genuinely disgusting to post (horny)
Someone who felt their fun was more valuable than my health kindly shared their cold with me at WFC. I'm not the only person they shared it with. I have tested and it's not covid, thankfully. That does not prevent my body from hitting defcon 1.
I've been in bed for a week.
I've been in bed for a week.
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Someone who felt their fun was more valuable than my health kindly shared their cold with me at WFC. I'm not the only person they shared it with. I have tested and it's not covid, thankfully. That does not prevent my body from hitting defcon 1.
I've been in bed for a week.
I've been in bed for a week.
Palace centerback face-off, help me decide:
Guehi: highest point total, freak attacking returns, gets the odd defcon
Richards: cheapest of the bunch, better defcon than Guehi
Lacroix: highest defcon, that's it really
#FPL
Guehi: highest point total, freak attacking returns, gets the odd defcon
Richards: cheapest of the bunch, better defcon than Guehi
Lacroix: highest defcon, that's it really
#FPL
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Palace centerback face-off, help me decide:
Guehi: highest point total, freak attacking returns, gets the odd defcon
Richards: cheapest of the bunch, better defcon than Guehi
Lacroix: highest defcon, that's it really
#FPL
Guehi: highest point total, freak attacking returns, gets the odd defcon
Richards: cheapest of the bunch, better defcon than Guehi
Lacroix: highest defcon, that's it really
#FPL
Unsure about Gakpo when I have two defcon defenders on the bench but decided to roll the dice. Already feels like a bad decision. Who knows.
Transfer: Gudmundsson to Chalobah.
260k.
Good luck all!
Transfer: Gudmundsson to Chalobah.
260k.
Good luck all!
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Unsure about Gakpo when I have two defcon defenders on the bench but decided to roll the dice. Already feels like a bad decision. Who knows.
Transfer: Gudmundsson to Chalobah.
260k.
Good luck all!
Transfer: Gudmundsson to Chalobah.
260k.
Good luck all!
L'es-alert només té un nivell. Si demà plourà: DEFCON 1. Si holocaust nuclear: DEFCON 1. Ningú pensa aquestes merdes abans d'implementar-les? He de venir jo des del sofà de casa?
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
L'es-alert només té un nivell. Si demà plourà: DEFCON 1. Si holocaust nuclear: DEFCON 1. Ningú pensa aquestes merdes abans d'implementar-les? He de venir jo des del sofà de casa?
DEFCON stands for Definitely Concerning. “DEFCON 4 status sir!!” Ok I’m concerned but all good I think. “DEFCON 1 Status Sir!!” ok now I am definitely concerned!!
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
DEFCON stands for Definitely Concerning. “DEFCON 4 status sir!!” Ok I’m concerned but all good I think. “DEFCON 1 Status Sir!!” ok now I am definitely concerned!!
Honored to be listed among this community! Imposter syndrome has hit Defcon 4!
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Honored to be listed among this community! Imposter syndrome has hit Defcon 4!
*whispers in USAian*
DEFCON-1.
It's a countdown, of sorts. DEFCON-5 is rainbows and unicorns. 😉
DEFCON-1.
It's a countdown, of sorts. DEFCON-5 is rainbows and unicorns. 😉
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
*whispers in USAian*
DEFCON-1.
It's a countdown, of sorts. DEFCON-5 is rainbows and unicorns. 😉
DEFCON-1.
It's a countdown, of sorts. DEFCON-5 is rainbows and unicorns. 😉
Dewsbury-Hall defcon points 🛡️
fpl.page/defcon
fpl.page/defcon
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Dewsbury-Hall defcon points 🛡️
fpl.page/defcon
fpl.page/defcon
A new defcon crazy level, we cab call “Ketchup Red.” 😂😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A new defcon crazy level, we cab call “Ketchup Red.” 😂😎
If it wasn't the wizards .. defcon 1
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If it wasn't the wizards .. defcon 1
Oh this is gonna hurt the sanity of milsky.
Cant wait for the weekly craahouts over the stupid fucking shit they'll say.
Cant wait for the weekly craahouts over the stupid fucking shit they'll say.
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Oh this is gonna hurt the sanity of milsky.
Cant wait for the weekly craahouts over the stupid fucking shit they'll say.
Cant wait for the weekly craahouts over the stupid fucking shit they'll say.
FFS, Paquata off with 11 DEFCON
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
FFS, Paquata off with 11 DEFCON
Just saw it.
This guy loudly talking about moving to DEFCON 2 on his AirPods while going through a security line, what!! lol
bsky.app/profile/jpjh...
This guy loudly talking about moving to DEFCON 2 on his AirPods while going through a security line, what!! lol
bsky.app/profile/jpjh...
But he wasn't expecting to be taking this call, he was literally in a car with his GF heading to work. Wait till you see the scene of him trying to go through WH security.
November 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Just saw it.
This guy loudly talking about moving to DEFCON 2 on his AirPods while going through a security line, what!! lol
bsky.app/profile/jpjh...
This guy loudly talking about moving to DEFCON 2 on his AirPods while going through a security line, what!! lol
bsky.app/profile/jpjh...
We have reached DEFCON-5 Night Kinnick levels
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We have reached DEFCON-5 Night Kinnick levels
Trump was loudly and repeatedly booed at an NFL game. What will happen next. Multiple choice.
A. Take us to DEFCON 28
B. War with Venezuela/Nigeria
C. Replace Lincoln with Trump teeing off at the memorial.
D. Indict Obama
E. 1000% Tariff on China
F. Pardon Ghilaine Maxwell
G. Deport Mamdani.
A. Take us to DEFCON 28
B. War with Venezuela/Nigeria
C. Replace Lincoln with Trump teeing off at the memorial.
D. Indict Obama
E. 1000% Tariff on China
F. Pardon Ghilaine Maxwell
G. Deport Mamdani.
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Trump was loudly and repeatedly booed at an NFL game. What will happen next. Multiple choice.
A. Take us to DEFCON 28
B. War with Venezuela/Nigeria
C. Replace Lincoln with Trump teeing off at the memorial.
D. Indict Obama
E. 1000% Tariff on China
F. Pardon Ghilaine Maxwell
G. Deport Mamdani.
A. Take us to DEFCON 28
B. War with Venezuela/Nigeria
C. Replace Lincoln with Trump teeing off at the memorial.
D. Indict Obama
E. 1000% Tariff on China
F. Pardon Ghilaine Maxwell
G. Deport Mamdani.
Most would go for VVD, but I see Konate has had defcon the last 5 weeks.
Also note the fpl app has a problem with ordering game weeks.
Also note the fpl app has a problem with ordering game weeks.
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Most would go for VVD, but I see Konate has had defcon the last 5 weeks.
Also note the fpl app has a problem with ordering game weeks.
Also note the fpl app has a problem with ordering game weeks.
Some more images from the calm before #defconbahrain - our demo labs prepped for demonstration and the info desk ready to inform.
You can find out more #defcon at the #arabinternationalcybersecurityconference here:
defcon.org/html/defcon-...
You can find out more #defcon at the #arabinternationalcybersecurityconference here:
defcon.org/html/defcon-...
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Some more images from the calm before #defconbahrain - our demo labs prepped for demonstration and the info desk ready to inform.
You can find out more #defcon at the #arabinternationalcybersecurityconference here:
defcon.org/html/defcon-...
You can find out more #defcon at the #arabinternationalcybersecurityconference here:
defcon.org/html/defcon-...
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
General Gopher raises the DEFCON level while Missileman Mole turns his key.
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
General Gopher raises the DEFCON level while Missileman Mole turns his key.
Gorgeous little 15 pointer from Michael Keane.
It'd be churlish to be disappointed by the lack of DEFCON points but it's not his fault Fulham were shabite.
#FPL
It'd be churlish to be disappointed by the lack of DEFCON points but it's not his fault Fulham were shabite.
#FPL
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Gorgeous little 15 pointer from Michael Keane.
It'd be churlish to be disappointed by the lack of DEFCON points but it's not his fault Fulham were shabite.
#FPL
It'd be churlish to be disappointed by the lack of DEFCON points but it's not his fault Fulham were shabite.
#FPL