Slept through National Hotdog Day like it wasn’t a full-blown federal emergency.
Now the files are gone, the mustard’s warm, and nobody’s talking.
We’ll never know which wiener did it.

#NationalHotDogDay #WheresTheFiles #HotDogGate #DepartmentOfDissent #PoliticalArt #WeenieLeaks #AmericanMystery

The Heinz Führer and his Ketchup Klan didn’t spill blood — they squirted chaos. Cosplay, condiments, and kleptocracy.

#HeinzFuhrer #KetchupKlan #PoliticalArt #Satire #DepartmentOfDissent #FascismInDrag

Trump’s not above the law. He’s riding it straight into the ground.
🦈 LAWS.
🧾 We’re gonna need a bigger Constitution.
🎥 Watch the full bite: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjKPvYUp/

#PoliticalArt #JAWS50 #TrumpSatire #DepartmentOfDissent #ConstitutionalCrisis #redbanknj

Who’s that really living off the government dime? Spoiler: it ain’t who they told you it was. 👀💸 #WelfareQueen
#WelfareMyth #CorporateWelfare #SatireTok #PoliticalTikTok #DepartmentOfDissent #WeThePeople

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjTgkR6M/

Not all gremlins hide in shadows.
Some post at 3AM with mushroom clouds and misspelled threats. He’s the kremlins gremlin
#Kremlins #DepartmentOfDissent #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjTkSX1u/

They told us the strong would lead.
But all that’s left is the Least of Us.

File #50501 — leaked by the Department of Dissent.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjQLVJyh/

#TheLeastOfUs #DepartmentOfDissent #PoliticalArt #DigitalDissent #DystopianArt