Government should stay out of our gun closets, but are free to invade our bedrooms — after all, PERVERSION might be happening in there!
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December 21, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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To comply with Texas' dumbass law, sex shop clerks do not use "the d-word." Dildos are called "educational models.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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Dildo Diaries is an invaluable historical artifact, a joyous defense of our right to purchase and use sex toys.
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Movie Night: Dildo Diaries (2002)
This playful documentary chronicles the absurdity of Texas' anti-sex toy law, in which selling dildos is illegal and owning more than six makes you a felon.
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December 21, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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Me vs. the toy again… guess who wins? (Hint: I’m still shaking)
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May 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Snuggle into my blog for a screening of Dildo Diaries, a film about the absurd Texas statute that OUTLAWED sex toys.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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"Why can't women overturn the law?" someone asks. Ah, you blissfully ignorant creature, maybe you've never met MEN.
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Movie Night: Dildo Diaries (2002)
This playful documentary chronicles the absurdity of Texas' anti-sex toy law, in which selling dildos is illegal and owning more than six makes you a felon.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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This is Rep. Warren Chisum, smug bastard and old white guy villain of the film whose last name sounds like "jizzum.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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If people can buy guns for the thrill of shooting, why can't they buy sex toys for the thrill of orgasm?
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Movie Night: Dildo Diaries (2002)
This playful documentary chronicles the absurdity of Texas' anti-sex toy law, in which selling dildos is illegal and owning more than six makes you a felon.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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What kind of sex industry documentary would this be if we didn't take an unnecessary trip to AVN to see these dudes?
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December 21, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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Everyone knows the sixth dildo is the point of no return, the gateway drug into nefarious sex toy distribution.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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How many times have I watched a factory worker gingerly paint blue veins onto a dildo? Answer: too many times.
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December 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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"The anus is not defined as a sexual orifice by Texas law," she says. "You can buy whatever you want to go there.
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Movie Night: Dildo Diaries (2002)
This playful documentary chronicles the absurdity of Texas' anti-sex toy law, in which selling dildos is illegal and owning more than six makes you a felon.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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In Texas, selling sex toys was ILLEGAL — and owning 6+ made you a felon. This documentary explores the archaic law.
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Movie Night: Dildo Diaries (2002)
This playful documentary chronicles the absurdity of Texas' anti-sex toy law, in which selling dildos is illegal and owning more than six makes you a felon.
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December 22, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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When asked about the sex toy industry he says, with a shit-eating grin, "mostly run by organized crime, I suspect.
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Movie Night: Dildo Diaries (2002)
This playful documentary chronicles the absurdity of Texas' anti-sex toy law, in which selling dildos is illegal and owning more than six makes you a felon.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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Rep. Danberg takes Chisum to task, asking what she should do if her husband's penis accidentally touches her anus.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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Buying a sex toy is a snap these days. But as recently as 9 years ago, it wasn't so easy — especially in the South.
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Movie Night: Dildo Diaries (2002)
This playful documentary chronicles the absurdity of Texas' anti-sex toy law, in which selling dildos is illegal and owning more than six makes you a felon.
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December 21, 2024 at 6:13 AM
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The museum boasts 8 sets of vintage "rectal dilators," all of which were donated anonymously...
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December 21, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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The filmmaker asks for a dildo and the clerk says, "we actually don't sell dildos here, those are illegal in Texas.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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Me, tiny catboy ears twitching, peeking into the bedroom like a wildlife doc:
“There she is… queen of the wild, with her favorite toys on display—XXL, btw.”
Wife, smug: “They’re for me, not you.”
Me: “And yet… I worship.” 😳
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“There she is… queen of the wild, with her favorite toys on display—XXL, btw.”
Wife, smug: “They’re for me, not you.”
Me: “And yet… I worship.” 😳
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June 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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We visit a museum of vintage sex toys. Here's a PROSTATE WARMER from 1918, said to "excite a man's abdominal brain.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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Outlawing sex toys is like "making hot fudge sundaes illegal," according to @AnnieSprinkle. AGREED.
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Movie Night: Dildo Diaries (2002)
This playful documentary chronicles the absurdity of Texas' anti-sex toy law, in which selling dildos is illegal and owning more than six makes you a felon.
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December 21, 2024 at 6:18 AM
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In a country governed by old white guys, archaic laws — especially about sex — persist far longer than they should.
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Movie Night: Dildo Diaries (2002)
This playful documentary chronicles the absurdity of Texas' anti-sex toy law, in which selling dildos is illegal and owning more than six makes you a felon.
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December 21, 2024 at 6:36 AM
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