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Government should stay out of our gun closets, but are free to invade our bedrooms — after all, PERVERSION might be happening in there!

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December 21, 2024 at 11:54 PM Everybody can reply
To comply with Texas' dumbass law, sex shop clerks do not use "the d-word." Dildos are called "educational models.

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December 21, 2024 at 5:57 AM Everybody can reply
Me vs. the toy again… guess who wins? (Hint: I’m still shaking)

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May 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM Everybody can reply
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Snuggle into my blog for a screening of Dildo Diaries, a film about the absurd Texas statute that OUTLAWED sex toys.

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December 21, 2024 at 5:55 AM Everybody can reply
This is Rep. Warren Chisum, smug bastard and old white guy villain of the film whose last name sounds like "jizzum.

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December 21, 2024 at 5:56 AM Everybody can reply
What kind of sex industry documentary would this be if we didn't take an unnecessary trip to AVN to see these dudes?

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December 21, 2024 at 5:58 AM Everybody can reply
Everyone knows the sixth dildo is the point of no return, the gateway drug into nefarious sex toy distribution.

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December 21, 2024 at 5:55 AM Everybody can reply
How many times have I watched a factory worker gingerly paint blue veins onto a dildo? Answer: too many times.

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December 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM Everybody can reply
Rep. Danberg takes Chisum to task, asking what she should do if her husband's penis accidentally touches her anus.

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December 21, 2024 at 5:55 AM Everybody can reply
The museum boasts 8 sets of vintage "rectal dilators," all of which were donated anonymously...

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December 21, 2024 at 6:05 AM Everybody can reply
The filmmaker asks for a dildo and the clerk says, "we actually don't sell dildos here, those are illegal in Texas.

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December 21, 2024 at 5:55 AM Everybody can reply
Me, tiny catboy ears twitching, peeking into the bedroom like a wildlife doc:
“There she is… queen of the wild, with her favorite toys on display—XXL, btw.”
Wife, smug: “They’re for me, not you.”
Me: “And yet… I worship.” 😳
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June 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM Everybody can reply
We visit a museum of vintage sex toys. Here's a PROSTATE WARMER from 1918, said to "excite a man's abdominal brain.

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December 21, 2024 at 5:56 AM Everybody can reply