#NFLMixUp #ElevatorFail #SatireNews #NYCStories #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com In what can only be described as the most poorly executed “mission” since the Jets’ last playoff appearance, Mayor Eric Adams announced today that the gunman responsible for the tragic shooting at a Manhattan building was actually targeting NFL offices—but fate, and a spectacular lack of elevator etiquette, intervened. Sources say the would-be assailant, who had spent weeks plotting an elaborate scheme against Roger Goodell’s lair (also known as Conference Room B), was thwarted not by security, but by an elevator panel.