#CatBurglar #UnderwearHeist #FelineFelon #NZNews #Meowfia By: TheJestPress.com Residents of the sleepy New Zealand town of Woollyshire are reportedly living in fear after a notorious feline felon, known only as Leonardo da Pinchy, embarked on an underwear-stealing spree that has left the community both bemused and breezy. The cat, believed to be a half-Siamese, half-professional-cat-burglar, has pilfered over 73 pairs of underwear since April, according to Woollyshire’s local Neighborhood Watch Facebook group (which has since rebranded to “Neighborhood Underwear Watch”).

#KleptoKat #FelineFelon #NewZealandNews #PantyPirate #CatBurglar By: TheJestPress.com In a thrilling development that has left New Zealand’s laundry lines in tatters, a local feline named Sir Whiskers Wellington has been dubbed the “Underwear Bandit” after carrying out a purr-fect crime spree across the sleepy suburb of Meadowville. Sir Whiskers, described by his owner as “adorably unrepentant,” has become notorious for turning the family home into a smuggler’s den packed with pilfered panties, bras, socks, and—his pièce de résistance—a neighbor’s sequined thong.