#FirstWorldProbs
Alexa hasn’t worked in two days so now I have to turn off my lights like it’s 2000. #firstworldprobs
June 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I ran out of ice #FirstWorldProbs
May 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Damn, I have to drink my rye without orange bitters #FirstWorldProbs
May 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I want fresh made sourdough without having to make it or spend $10/loaf from the bakery.
#firstworldprobs
May 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
#WASHBELLY cried ‘cuz di WiFi died… FI 5 MINS! 📵😭 #FirstWorldProbs #ReggaeUniverseTV⏳
April 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
What a great day singing yesterday, and such amazing performances from the lead singers. We were trying not to cry out loud in places. Now my arms and shoulders hurt from holding a tablet to sing from for 8+ hours. firstworldprobs.
April 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What do you do when your company's help ticket software throws an error message at you? (I do lunch and coffee) #FirstWorldProbs
March 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Starting to think my abandonment issues stem from finishing a book, or an anime series.

Like what do you mean, they just continue on with their lives and I don’t get to be apart of it?? It just ends???

#firstworldprobs #Zenshu #anime #ToG #fictionalcharacterbreakup #FMAB
a woman in a plaid shirt is laughing and crying .
ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is laughing and crying .
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March 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
was witty and cracking smart ass comments at my second job. he was not there to hear them.

#firstworldprobs #justmyluck #cantcatchabreak
February 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Why the hell is a "music producer" from a town in Essex ringing my landline from their mobile phone? On their website, they claim to be "Top Beat Maker" in the area. Mate, I'm an old lady, I don't have a fucking clue what that means (and I don't need to know either).
#FirstWorldProbs
January 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Faucets need a drip mode setting. I spend way too much time tap-tap-tapping faucet handles during freezing temps.
#firstworldprobs
January 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The worst water pressure I have ever had in a hotel…. #FirstWorldProbs
January 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Just me over here realizing that my fave TikTok/FB creators aren't on YouTube. I know. #firstworldprobs for sure. But still...
a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a book .
Alt: a bored-looking chimpanzee is lying on a couch.
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January 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m tired, but I don’t wanna be asleep… #FirstWorldProbs
December 28, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I keep making the same mistake of including tomatillos in my grocery pick up order. I get regular ass tomatoes in my bag every dang time 😫. #FirstWorldProbs
December 23, 2024 at 2:19 PM
5 deliveries due today.
1 arrived, no probs
1 has been “delivered” but christ knows where
2 couldn’t be delivered because they couldn’t get access (nonsense)
And Asda left all our frozen in the van and my other half had to go running after the driver.
It doesn’t stress me out AT ALL #FirstWorldProbs
a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a parking lot while holding a microphone .
ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a parking lot while holding a microphone .
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December 5, 2024 at 5:10 PM
#LEGO Day 2 of Harry Potter advent calendar
#WhatIsIt ? #FirstWorldProbs
December 2, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Me: tries to order wallpaper remover from hardware store website
Hardware Store Website: "Please enter your password, the security code we emailed you, a 2-factor Google authentication code, and your maternal grandmother's maiden name."
Me: Closes tab. Opens Amazon. 🙄
#firstworldprobs
December 2, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Welp, there we go

9:45 EST kickoff

Good lord

I mean

I'm an addict, I know that. I'll watch it regardless. But holy hell this is gonna get late

And I basically got no good deep sleep last night for unrelated reasons, so I've been tired & in a brain fog all day already

#FirstWorldProbs

#NFL
October 7, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Went to a pretzel place in Litiz, PA and the wife is unimpressed with question on the pronunciation. And the kids are too young to appreciate the humor. #FirstWorldProbs #Letitsnow
July 12, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Wir haben immer etwas Gebrauchtes gekauft. So schnell wie die wachsen, lohnt es sich meiner Meinung nach nicht in etwas teures zu investieren. Meine Nachbarschaft sagt Voom und kauft davon jedes Jahr ein neues. 🤷🏻 Firstworldprobs
February 2, 2024 at 6:31 PM