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REMINDER to ALL STAFF and ONSITE CONTRACTORS:

Regardless of any changes in personnel or ongoing roles, the homunculi are still toothy little bastards. Proceed accordingly.

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January 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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The "Voice of the AI" in the podcast is played by a real human, and if you called her an LLM she'd beat your ass while I held you down. We don't do that here.

#goodmorningevildoers #audiodrama #antiAI #antiGenerativeAI
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December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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This #GivingTuesday, if you have a little to spare, it can really make a difference. We here at #GoodMorningEvildoers like to share what we can with the North Texas Food Bank and, as always, with Nature.org. We’ve only got the one planet, after all. (That you know of.)
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December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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For your listening pleasure, friends...

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November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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On the longest night of the year, Good Morning Evildoers will return.

Look for the final episode of Season Two on the Winter Solstice, Dec. 21.

Season Three will begin on February, Friday the 13th.

𝕯𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖘𝖆𝖞 𝖜𝖊 𝖉𝖎𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚.

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October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Twelve…and soon, 1̴̛̝͓̭͈̘̮͉̩̯̣̖̣̗͕͛̿͛̊̄̏͘͜͝3̵̢̛̛͇̮̰̲͍̦̯͒͒̀̈́̈́̀̈̒̇̇͋̆̑͜͝͝

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October 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Eleven.

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October 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Ten.

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October 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Nine.

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October 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Eight.

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October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Seven.

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October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Six.

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October 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Nothing like a nice dinner out on a long weekend. #HappyLaborDay #GoodMorningEvildoers #alittlecannibalismasatreat
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September 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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A new digital publication awaits your beautiful corneas, vitreous fluid, and optic nerves! Pay what you want to track those all important KPIs (Known Portents of Inevitability).

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August 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Greetings, delicious humans, and please enjoy Season 2, Episode 4 of Good Morning Evildoers. And remember: we don’t want off flavors imparted to the ice cream, so store your lunches and spare body parts in the correct break room freezers. #goodmorningevildoers #horrorpodcast #horrorsky
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August 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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A word from our friendly AI... #goodmorningevildoers #jucier #giggles
July 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Even evil plans can go astray. We will resume normal service on July 18.

Please do not take any portion of this announcement as an indictment of collective bargaining.

#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #independenceday #4thofJuly #zombies #PlanetX

Apple Link: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
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July 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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June 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Thank you. Thank you so very, very much. 5000 downloads is an amazing milestone for a podcast with a budget of $1.38 and an old Werther's Original I found in a coat pocket.

Just...thank you!

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June 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Welcome, delicious humans, to the Season Two Premiere of Good Morning Evildoers!

Please join us at the lair under Denver International Airport after a quick update by a keen local reporter at XTTY: Independent Internet News and Music for Fort Collins, Loveland, and Longmont.

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June 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Hello, evildoers.

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June 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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What’s that behind you? Oh. Oh…uh. Nevermind. We thought we saw…

Whatever. We’re sure it’s fine.

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June 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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We see you when you’re sleeping.
Are you sure that you’re awake?

Good Morning Evildoers. Season Two. Close enough to feel its breath on your neck.

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June 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Season Two. Closer than it looks. Sooner than you think.

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June 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Season Two approaches.

Are you ready?

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June 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM