Welcome to Aerial Droppings 101. Today’s topic: Precision Pooping on Pretentious Vehicles. Target of choice? The Cybertruck -because even futuristic design can’t dodge nature’s wrath.

— Professor Penguin, PhD in Tactical Turd Delivery
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