Being a CADW member, I visited a local castle recently. As I approached, I heard the castle cussing. Apparently, it had turrets.
(I'll get my coat.)
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(I'll get my coat.)
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October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Just bought a new first aid kit.
Thought I’d treat myself. #JokeThursday
Thought I’d treat myself. #JokeThursday
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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I met a girl at school. We used to meet in Physics, History, Geography, and Biology. We didn’t last as there was no chemistry. #JokeThursday
August 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Did you hear about the magician who had his tricks confiscated by the magic circle? He was disillusioned.
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August 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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I found a random piece of a jigsaw in my car today , I’ve no idea where it came from.
It’s a bit of a puzzle. #JokeThursday
It’s a bit of a puzzle. #JokeThursday
July 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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We were so poor growing up that we couldn't afford shoes. We used to cover our feet in bubble wrap and then pop to the shops. #JokeThursday
June 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I'm quite excited about the amateur autopsy club I just joined.
Tuesday is open Mike night!
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Tuesday is open Mike night!
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June 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Baldwin is a cool name. it is the opposite of hairloss. #JokeThursday
April 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨
Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley...
Now they’re hoping to make buses & trains that run on thyme! #JokeThursday
Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley...
Now they’re hoping to make buses & trains that run on thyme! #JokeThursday
April 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Do you call a medieval spy?
Sir Veillance. #JokeThursday
Sir Veillance. #JokeThursday
March 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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My mate went to see his GP, "I can’t stop telling airport jokes," he told her.
"There's nothing to worry about," she told him, "It’s not terminal."
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"There's nothing to worry about," she told him, "It’s not terminal."
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March 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Plastic surgeons are the only people who actually encourage you to pick your nose. #JokeThursday
March 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope. #JokeThursday
February 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I'm reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in Italy. It's a Rome ants novel. #JokeThursday
February 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Scientists have discovered that trees communicate with each other via a ststem known as What Sap. #JokeThursday
January 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I tried chatting up the girl who works in the X- ray department, with no success. She saw right through me. #JokeThursday
January 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?
Because it's an œuf. #JokeThursday
Because it's an œuf. #JokeThursday
January 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Local Area Network in Australia. Is that the LAN down under...
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December 26, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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I’ve entered a competition on the Armitage Shanks website. It’s basically a Win Loos situation. #,,##JokeThursday #OldJoke
December 12, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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