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Client fantasy: “You’re like Jack McCoy, right?”
Reality: I’m arguing over PDF bookmarks with opposing counsel while eating cereal.
Justice served... in pajama pants.

#ZoomCourtChronicles #LawAndOrderish #LegalRealityCheck 
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Client fantasy: “You’re like Jack McCoy, right?”
Reality: I’m arguing over PDF bookmarks with opposing counsel while eating cereal.
Justice served... in pajama pants.

#ZoomCourtChronicles #LawAndOrderish #LegalRealityCheck 
August 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Client fantasy: “You’re like Jack McCoy, right?”
Reality: I’m arguing over PDF bookmarks with opposing counsel while eating cereal.
Justice served... in pajama pants.

#ZoomCourtChronicles #LawAndOrderish #LegalRealityCheck 
October 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Client fantasy: “You’re like Jack McCoy, right?”
Reality: I’m arguing over PDF bookmarks with opposing counsel while eating cereal.
Justice served... in pajama pants.

#ZoomCourtChronicles #LawAndOrderish #LegalRealityCheck 
September 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Client fantasy: “You’re like Jack McCoy, right?”
Reality: I’m arguing over PDF bookmarks with opposing counsel while eating cereal.
Justice served... in pajama pants.

#ZoomCourtChronicles #LawAndOrderish #LegalRealityCheck 
July 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Client fantasy: “You’re like Jack McCoy, right?”
Reality: I’m arguing over PDF bookmarks with opposing counsel while eating cereal.
Justice served... in pajama pants.

#ZoomCourtChronicles #LawAndOrderish #LegalRealityCheck 
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Client fantasy: “You’re like Jack McCoy, right?”
Reality: I’m arguing over PDF bookmarks with opposing counsel while eating cereal.
Justice served... in pajama pants.

#ZoomCourtChronicles #LawAndOrderish #LegalRealityCheck 
August 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Client fantasy: “You’re like Jack McCoy, right?”
Reality: I’m arguing over PDF bookmarks with opposing counsel while eating cereal.
Justice served... in pajama pants.

#ZoomCourtChronicles #LawAndOrderish #LegalRealityCheck 
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM