#MathJoke
Once again, πr≠√. πr360°. 😉 #piday #mathjoke
March 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
February 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Q: Why do mathematicians make such terrible sailors?
A: Because as soon as they say "Aye aye", they are suddenly minus one. #mathjoke
May 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
What do you call a parallelogram drawn with four unequal angles?

A wreckedangle.

@docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke #MathJoke
May 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Just me and my favorite rooftop math joke graffiti. (Please someone appreciate this math joke with me...)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?

#mathjoke #graffiti #dadjoke
January 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This isn't my joke but it's hilarious.
#MathJoke

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Math teacher here.

Why doesn't AC/DC call themselves A/D? 🤔
September 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I also like the mili-Helen.

The quantifiable amount of beauty required to launch a single ship.

#MathJoke #GreekMythologyJoke
December 19, 2024 at 11:14 AM
This weekend a door and my nose collided with each other. At dinner my daughter asked what I was going to say to my students about the injury. "I'll tell them I tried to divide by zero." That elicited groans from everyone at the table as only a #DadJoke + #MathJoke can.
December 1, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Watch those parenthesis! 😱 #math #matherror #mathjoke #precalc #apprecalc
January 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
#1001badjokes and #puns #244 - a lot of mine are bad #dadjokes (or just #badjokes ;-) ), but here's a bad #math #joke for you. :-) #mathjoke #geometry#fyp #funnyvideo (Joke one of two: doing a double header today ;-) )
December 28, 2024 at 7:02 PM
'Hope it's not too late for this #piday post...

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi.

#happypiday #happy_pi_day #pi #comics #mathjoke #mathjokes #funnymemes #dadjokes #mathematics #pumpkinpie
March 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Planning my first real analysis class. We are going to discuss the real numbers as what we get by filling in the holes in between the rational numbers. So, are the irrational numbers the "hole numbers"? #DadJoke + #MathJoke!
December 2, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Classification of mathematical problems as linear and nonlinear is like classification of the Universe as bananas and non-bananas. #mathjoke
September 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It suddenly occurred to me... I've only got a couple more months in the prime of my life and then I have to wait another 5 years.

#mathjoke
October 13, 2023 at 1:08 AM
Arguably some of my best work
#pun #mathjoke
I need an angle investor to cosine this loan.
June 26, 2024 at 1:05 AM
I hate to be negative, but the square root of me is imaginary and is notated with a cursive "i". #mathjoke
November 25, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Me, a mathematician, to all these extreme Republicans:
#mathjoke #math #mathchat #problemsolving #mathresource #edresouce #resist
February 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Thanks! <MathJoke>The last sentence applied to almost all books I read.</MathJoke>
February 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
You've heard of elf on the shelf but have you heard of

#math #ITeachMath #EduSky
December 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
“@erikacervantes: All the homies you know what I mean, baby let me show you how I lean (like a rhombus) #mathjoke#nerdtastic
November 19, 2024 at 12:42 PM
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