#MoggMonday
👺 “Glok loved bets! He’d sit in the bar all night an’ laugh an’ laugh. Hey—he still owes me.”👺

#MoggMonday
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
👺 No one knew if they’d been lurking under the sea all along, or if they’d been created by the Phyrexian overlay. 👺

#MoggMonday
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
👺 “It’s easy to stand head and shoulders over those with no backbone.” 👺

#MoggMonday
January 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
👺 One part cunning, one part wise, and many, many parts demented. 👺

#MoggMonday
December 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
👺 “I asked one of my aides how they do it, but all he’d say was, ‘Trust me, Mayor, you don’t want to know.’” 👺

#MoggMonday
December 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
👺 “After Auntie brushed the soot from her eyes, she discovered something wonderful: the fire had turned the goat into something that smelled delicious.” 👺

#MoggMonday
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
👺 “Even without the spines, who would dare to touch it?” 👺

#MoggMonday
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
👺“What do you mean, we’re out of stuff to melt down? Give me your leg.” 👺

#MoggMonday
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
👺 “AIIIEEEE!” 👺

#MoggMonday
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
👺 “First to the fray, first to the pay!” 👺

#MoggMonday
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
👺“What’s got two arms, one wing, and no brains?”👺

#MoggMonday
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
👺 “I order you to volunteer.” 👺

#MoggMonday
November 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
👺 “Follow my lantern, little ones.”👺

#MoggMonday
October 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
👺 “They didn't fire in unison, nor in the same direction. Most didn't even use arrows. Somehow it worked perfectly." 👺

#MoggMonday
October 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
👺 “To his dismay, he could not both fight and keep hold of his treasure." ✨

#MoggMonday
October 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
👺 “The Law of Givesies Backsies is respected by every noble pursuer of shiny things." 👺

#MoggMonday
October 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
👺 “The goblin word for 'vacation' translates roughly to 'a battered landscape of noise and violence.'" 👍

#MoggMonday
September 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
👺 “It shows up to one meal wearing the carcass of the last." 🦴 - Tattermunge Maniac

#MoggMonday
September 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
👺 “Foolhardy confidence goes a long way." 👺

#MoggMonday
September 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
👺 “When you're dumber than a hammer, every problem looks like one of those things you hit with a hammer." 🔨

#MoggMonday
September 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
👺 “Whip the Xs! Pinch the Os! What we're building, no one knows!" 🤪 - Steamflogger Boss

#MoggMonday
September 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
👺 “You gotta be pretty smart to live as long as me, but not being able to die helps." 🫠 - Squee, the Immortal

#MoggMonday
August 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
👺 “Some goblins are expendable. Some are impossible to get rid of. But he's both - at the same time!" 👺

#MoggMonday
August 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
👺 “The path of a goblin shaman is a journey through a thousand ways of hurting people." 👍 - Spikeshot Elder

#MoggMonday
August 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
👺 "“I found a new toy. Wanna play?” 🪨 - Guttersnipe

#MoggMonday
August 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM