Walter’s morning workout was going smoothly. As smoothly as an 95-pound lunatic pounding a treadmill at dawn can go. Until the squirrel showed up. Chaos, my friends. Pure, uncut chaos.
11.14.2025 ☕️🐾🐿️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TGIF #MorningMadness
11.14.2025 ☕️🐾🐿️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TGIF #MorningMadness
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Walter’s morning workout was going smoothly. As smoothly as an 95-pound lunatic pounding a treadmill at dawn can go. Until the squirrel showed up. Chaos, my friends. Pure, uncut chaos.
11.14.2025 ☕️🐾🐿️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TGIF #MorningMadness
11.14.2025 ☕️🐾🐿️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TGIF #MorningMadness
Missed this caffeinated chuckle this morning?
From Costa Rica’s sun-kissed beans to Canada’s double-doubles, coffee keeps humanity from eating each other before 9 a.m. ☕ #Caffeine #MorningMadness
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From Costa Rica’s sun-kissed beans to Canada’s double-doubles, coffee keeps humanity from eating each other before 9 a.m. ☕ #Caffeine #MorningMadness
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Why Coffee is the Fuel for Our Modern Civilization
Explore the hilarious truth about coffee culture, its quirks, and why it fuels our daily lives and productivity. Sip and laugh along!
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November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Missed this caffeinated chuckle this morning?
From Costa Rica’s sun-kissed beans to Canada’s double-doubles, coffee keeps humanity from eating each other before 9 a.m. ☕ #Caffeine #MorningMadness
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From Costa Rica’s sun-kissed beans to Canada’s double-doubles, coffee keeps humanity from eating each other before 9 a.m. ☕ #Caffeine #MorningMadness
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🏃♂️ Post-run status: Hair - chaos. Face - existential. Medal - limited edition side quest reward. 🏅
But hey, even superheroes have rough mornings after saving the world (or jogging 3k). 💥
#ComicBookGuyTrains #RunningSaga #HeroInTraining #MorningMadness #RealLifeOriginStory
But hey, even superheroes have rough mornings after saving the world (or jogging 3k). 💥
#ComicBookGuyTrains #RunningSaga #HeroInTraining #MorningMadness #RealLifeOriginStory
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
🏃♂️ Post-run status: Hair - chaos. Face - existential. Medal - limited edition side quest reward. 🏅
But hey, even superheroes have rough mornings after saving the world (or jogging 3k). 💥
#ComicBookGuyTrains #RunningSaga #HeroInTraining #MorningMadness #RealLifeOriginStory
But hey, even superheroes have rough mornings after saving the world (or jogging 3k). 💥
#ComicBookGuyTrains #RunningSaga #HeroInTraining #MorningMadness #RealLifeOriginStory
🏃♂️ Post-run status: Hair - chaos. Face - existential. Medal - limited edition side quest reward. 🏅
But hey, even superheroes have rough mornings after saving the world (or jogging 3k). 💥
#comicbookguytrains #runningsaga #herointraining #morningmadness #reallifeoriginstory
But hey, even superheroes have rough mornings after saving the world (or jogging 3k). 💥
#comicbookguytrains #runningsaga #herointraining #morningmadness #reallifeoriginstory
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
🏃♂️ Post-run status: Hair - chaos. Face - existential. Medal - limited edition side quest reward. 🏅
But hey, even superheroes have rough mornings after saving the world (or jogging 3k). 💥
#comicbookguytrains #runningsaga #herointraining #morningmadness #reallifeoriginstory
But hey, even superheroes have rough mornings after saving the world (or jogging 3k). 💥
#comicbookguytrains #runningsaga #herointraining #morningmadness #reallifeoriginstory
Headed to the psychiatrist this morning,thinking I’ll just act completely nuts and save us both the suspense. Maybe start with, “The voices said this was a good idea.” If I’m lucky, I’ll get diagnosed and validated before lunch. #DarkHumor #MorningMadness #TherapyDay #psychiatrist
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October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Headed to the psychiatrist this morning,thinking I’ll just act completely nuts and save us both the suspense. Maybe start with, “The voices said this was a good idea.” If I’m lucky, I’ll get diagnosed and validated before lunch. #DarkHumor #MorningMadness #TherapyDay #psychiatrist
Some days, it's all just "facts." #MorningMadness #EarlyStart #MorningHumor #LifeFacts #Unexpected #DailyGrind
August 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Some days, it's all just "facts." #MorningMadness #EarlyStart #MorningHumor #LifeFacts #Unexpected #DailyGrind
Inspired by the all-too-relatable morning mayhem of Josh, caught in the email storm pre-coffee shower chaos, painted with a splash of modern digital vibes! #MorningMadness #EmailOverload #DigitalArt #InspiredByJosh
August 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Inspired by the all-too-relatable morning mayhem of Josh, caught in the email storm pre-coffee shower chaos, painted with a splash of modern digital vibes! #MorningMadness #EmailOverload #DigitalArt #InspiredByJosh
🌅 rise and bid — the George Morse Collection Auction closes today at 9am! 🛠️🚨
🔗 Final countdown: www.hmauction.com/auctions/647...
#bidnoworcrylater #georgemorseauction #tooltime #lastcall #morningmadness #auctionfun
🔗 Final countdown: www.hmauction.com/auctions/647...
#bidnoworcrylater #georgemorseauction #tooltime #lastcall #morningmadness #auctionfun
July 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
🌅 rise and bid — the George Morse Collection Auction closes today at 9am! 🛠️🚨
🔗 Final countdown: www.hmauction.com/auctions/647...
#bidnoworcrylater #georgemorseauction #tooltime #lastcall #morningmadness #auctionfun
🔗 Final countdown: www.hmauction.com/auctions/647...
#bidnoworcrylater #georgemorseauction #tooltime #lastcall #morningmadness #auctionfun
“Someone” Woke up with a hairdo that’s basically a tornado and a heart full of needs for cuddles… and it wasn’t me! 😜🥰🐶🐾 #MorningMadness #CuddleCravings
June 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“Someone” Woke up with a hairdo that’s basically a tornado and a heart full of needs for cuddles… and it wasn’t me! 😜🥰🐶🐾 #MorningMadness #CuddleCravings
Cat vs. Breakfast
Me: Just wanna eat breakfast.
Cats: That’s crazy, because WE also wanna eat breakfast. Right now. Preferably off your plate. #CatLife #MorningMadness #SendCoffee #BlueSky
Me: Just wanna eat breakfast.
Cats: That’s crazy, because WE also wanna eat breakfast. Right now. Preferably off your plate. #CatLife #MorningMadness #SendCoffee #BlueSky
February 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Cat vs. Breakfast
Me: Just wanna eat breakfast.
Cats: That’s crazy, because WE also wanna eat breakfast. Right now. Preferably off your plate. #CatLife #MorningMadness #SendCoffee #BlueSky
Me: Just wanna eat breakfast.
Cats: That’s crazy, because WE also wanna eat breakfast. Right now. Preferably off your plate. #CatLife #MorningMadness #SendCoffee #BlueSky
Day 28.
Summer meadow Morning has broken, much like the last cup of tea in the galaxy—shattered, irreparable, and faintly apologetic. Take a moment, for it is Wicked Wednesday, a day that lurks in the shadows waiting to trip you up. Be nice, stay calm, and most importantly don’t forget your towel.
Summer meadow Morning has broken, much like the last cup of tea in the galaxy—shattered, irreparable, and faintly apologetic. Take a moment, for it is Wicked Wednesday, a day that lurks in the shadows waiting to trip you up. Be nice, stay calm, and most importantly don’t forget your towel.
January 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Day 28.
Summer meadow Morning has broken, much like the last cup of tea in the galaxy—shattered, irreparable, and faintly apologetic. Take a moment, for it is Wicked Wednesday, a day that lurks in the shadows waiting to trip you up. Be nice, stay calm, and most importantly don’t forget your towel.
Summer meadow Morning has broken, much like the last cup of tea in the galaxy—shattered, irreparable, and faintly apologetic. Take a moment, for it is Wicked Wednesday, a day that lurks in the shadows waiting to trip you up. Be nice, stay calm, and most importantly don’t forget your towel.
Morning!
☕ Coffee,
📰 Read news,
🤦♂️ Spot the ironies.
Nigel Farage’s councillors resign, accusing him of running Reform UK like an authoritarian.
The man who “saved democracy” now can’t seem to practice it in his own party.
Up Next: Farage declares himself King of Clacton. #MorningMadness
☕ Coffee,
📰 Read news,
🤦♂️ Spot the ironies.
Nigel Farage’s councillors resign, accusing him of running Reform UK like an authoritarian.
The man who “saved democracy” now can’t seem to practice it in his own party.
Up Next: Farage declares himself King of Clacton. #MorningMadness
January 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Morning!
☕ Coffee,
📰 Read news,
🤦♂️ Spot the ironies.
Nigel Farage’s councillors resign, accusing him of running Reform UK like an authoritarian.
The man who “saved democracy” now can’t seem to practice it in his own party.
Up Next: Farage declares himself King of Clacton. #MorningMadness
☕ Coffee,
📰 Read news,
🤦♂️ Spot the ironies.
Nigel Farage’s councillors resign, accusing him of running Reform UK like an authoritarian.
The man who “saved democracy” now can’t seem to practice it in his own party.
Up Next: Farage declares himself King of Clacton. #MorningMadness
Morning!
☕📰 💥 Brace for impact.
UK borrowing costs rise faster than global peers.
Labour’s EU reset gets backlash but no one mentions Brexit mess.
Inflation rises, but billionaires cash in.
Next: Brexiteers propose solving uk debt by selling sovereignty on eBay. “Buy the Freedom” #MorningMadness
☕📰 💥 Brace for impact.
UK borrowing costs rise faster than global peers.
Labour’s EU reset gets backlash but no one mentions Brexit mess.
Inflation rises, but billionaires cash in.
Next: Brexiteers propose solving uk debt by selling sovereignty on eBay. “Buy the Freedom” #MorningMadness
January 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Morning!
☕📰 💥 Brace for impact.
UK borrowing costs rise faster than global peers.
Labour’s EU reset gets backlash but no one mentions Brexit mess.
Inflation rises, but billionaires cash in.
Next: Brexiteers propose solving uk debt by selling sovereignty on eBay. “Buy the Freedom” #MorningMadness
☕📰 💥 Brace for impact.
UK borrowing costs rise faster than global peers.
Labour’s EU reset gets backlash but no one mentions Brexit mess.
Inflation rises, but billionaires cash in.
Next: Brexiteers propose solving uk debt by selling sovereignty on eBay. “Buy the Freedom” #MorningMadness
Morning!
☕ 📰 🤦♂️
Trump & Musk toy with “liberating” Greenland, Panama, Britain & Canada.
If the EU had suggested this, Brexiteers would riot…again.
But when it’s Trump? Suddenly, it’s “GREAT.”
Next: Brexiteers suggest renaming the UK “Trumpistan” to secure special relationship.
#MorningMadness
☕ 📰 🤦♂️
Trump & Musk toy with “liberating” Greenland, Panama, Britain & Canada.
If the EU had suggested this, Brexiteers would riot…again.
But when it’s Trump? Suddenly, it’s “GREAT.”
Next: Brexiteers suggest renaming the UK “Trumpistan” to secure special relationship.
#MorningMadness
January 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Morning!
☕ 📰 🤦♂️
Trump & Musk toy with “liberating” Greenland, Panama, Britain & Canada.
If the EU had suggested this, Brexiteers would riot…again.
But when it’s Trump? Suddenly, it’s “GREAT.”
Next: Brexiteers suggest renaming the UK “Trumpistan” to secure special relationship.
#MorningMadness
☕ 📰 🤦♂️
Trump & Musk toy with “liberating” Greenland, Panama, Britain & Canada.
If the EU had suggested this, Brexiteers would riot…again.
But when it’s Trump? Suddenly, it’s “GREAT.”
Next: Brexiteers suggest renaming the UK “Trumpistan” to secure special relationship.
#MorningMadness
Morning!
☕
📰
🤔 Spot today’s hypocrisies.
Musk runs a poll asking if the U.S. should “liberate” Britain.
Irony: Brexiters would riot if Brussels suggested shared governance, but Musk’s invasion? Suddenly, the right are mute…
Up Next: Farage asks Musk to redesign the Union Jack. #MorningMadness
☕
📰
🤔 Spot today’s hypocrisies.
Musk runs a poll asking if the U.S. should “liberate” Britain.
Irony: Brexiters would riot if Brussels suggested shared governance, but Musk’s invasion? Suddenly, the right are mute…
Up Next: Farage asks Musk to redesign the Union Jack. #MorningMadness
January 7, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Morning!
☕
📰
🤔 Spot today’s hypocrisies.
Musk runs a poll asking if the U.S. should “liberate” Britain.
Irony: Brexiters would riot if Brussels suggested shared governance, but Musk’s invasion? Suddenly, the right are mute…
Up Next: Farage asks Musk to redesign the Union Jack. #MorningMadness
☕
📰
🤔 Spot today’s hypocrisies.
Musk runs a poll asking if the U.S. should “liberate” Britain.
Irony: Brexiters would riot if Brussels suggested shared governance, but Musk’s invasion? Suddenly, the right are mute…
Up Next: Farage asks Musk to redesign the Union Jack. #MorningMadness
Morning!
☕📰🤯 Try to process
Weekend highlights:
🇬🇧 Farage: Musk is my mate, he’ll donate millions to Reform.
🤖 Musk (hours later): Reform needs a better leader—Farage isn’t it.
☢️Today: Musk wants US to take control of the UK.
Next: Musk declares himself King 👑 & Farage as jester 🤡 #MorningMadness
☕📰🤯 Try to process
Weekend highlights:
🇬🇧 Farage: Musk is my mate, he’ll donate millions to Reform.
🤖 Musk (hours later): Reform needs a better leader—Farage isn’t it.
☢️Today: Musk wants US to take control of the UK.
Next: Musk declares himself King 👑 & Farage as jester 🤡 #MorningMadness
January 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Morning!
☕📰🤯 Try to process
Weekend highlights:
🇬🇧 Farage: Musk is my mate, he’ll donate millions to Reform.
🤖 Musk (hours later): Reform needs a better leader—Farage isn’t it.
☢️Today: Musk wants US to take control of the UK.
Next: Musk declares himself King 👑 & Farage as jester 🤡 #MorningMadness
☕📰🤯 Try to process
Weekend highlights:
🇬🇧 Farage: Musk is my mate, he’ll donate millions to Reform.
🤖 Musk (hours later): Reform needs a better leader—Farage isn’t it.
☢️Today: Musk wants US to take control of the UK.
Next: Musk declares himself King 👑 & Farage as jester 🤡 #MorningMadness
New house, new chaos! Our place came with an alarm system, but the sellers couldn't remember the code. While half-awake making coffee, I accidentally armed it. Cue the blaring alarm and a frantic scramble to turn it off. Not exactly the peaceful morning I had in mind! ☕️🔔
#MorningMadness #coffee
#MorningMadness #coffee
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 PM
New house, new chaos! Our place came with an alarm system, but the sellers couldn't remember the code. While half-awake making coffee, I accidentally armed it. Cue the blaring alarm and a frantic scramble to turn it off. Not exactly the peaceful morning I had in mind! ☕️🔔
#MorningMadness #coffee
#MorningMadness #coffee
Morning!
Agenda:
☕ Coffee,
📰 Read news,
🤯 Wonder if the world’s lost the plot.
Today’s highlights:
Elon Musk calls US Army vet a traitor for supporting Ukraine—because nothing says ‘freedom’ like attacking patriotism.
Up Next: Musk accuses Santa of being a NATO spy. 🎅#MorningMadness
Agenda:
☕ Coffee,
📰 Read news,
🤯 Wonder if the world’s lost the plot.
Today’s highlights:
Elon Musk calls US Army vet a traitor for supporting Ukraine—because nothing says ‘freedom’ like attacking patriotism.
Up Next: Musk accuses Santa of being a NATO spy. 🎅#MorningMadness
December 5, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Morning!
Agenda:
☕ Coffee,
📰 Read news,
🤯 Wonder if the world’s lost the plot.
Today’s highlights:
Elon Musk calls US Army vet a traitor for supporting Ukraine—because nothing says ‘freedom’ like attacking patriotism.
Up Next: Musk accuses Santa of being a NATO spy. 🎅#MorningMadness
Agenda:
☕ Coffee,
📰 Read news,
🤯 Wonder if the world’s lost the plot.
Today’s highlights:
Elon Musk calls US Army vet a traitor for supporting Ukraine—because nothing says ‘freedom’ like attacking patriotism.
Up Next: Musk accuses Santa of being a NATO spy. 🎅#MorningMadness
Morning!
Can someone explain why anyone listens to Reform?
They lied about Brexit (spoiler: it’s a disaster).
Now they’re lying about climate change (apparently, it doesn’t exist).
And yet… millions still vote for them 🗳️.
What’s in the water? #MorningMadness
Can someone explain why anyone listens to Reform?
They lied about Brexit (spoiler: it’s a disaster).
Now they’re lying about climate change (apparently, it doesn’t exist).
And yet… millions still vote for them 🗳️.
What’s in the water? #MorningMadness
November 24, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Morning!
Can someone explain why anyone listens to Reform?
They lied about Brexit (spoiler: it’s a disaster).
Now they’re lying about climate change (apparently, it doesn’t exist).
And yet… millions still vote for them 🗳️.
What’s in the water? #MorningMadness
Can someone explain why anyone listens to Reform?
They lied about Brexit (spoiler: it’s a disaster).
Now they’re lying about climate change (apparently, it doesn’t exist).
And yet… millions still vote for them 🗳️.
What’s in the water? #MorningMadness
Morning!
Russia threatening nuclear chaos ☢️, Starmer ignoring questions on nuclear threat like it’s a sport 🏃♀️, and somehow, Elon Musk is more popular than Keir Starmer 🤷♂️.
Just another day in the multiverse.
#MorningMadness
Russia threatening nuclear chaos ☢️, Starmer ignoring questions on nuclear threat like it’s a sport 🏃♀️, and somehow, Elon Musk is more popular than Keir Starmer 🤷♂️.
Just another day in the multiverse.
#MorningMadness
November 21, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Morning!
Russia threatening nuclear chaos ☢️, Starmer ignoring questions on nuclear threat like it’s a sport 🏃♀️, and somehow, Elon Musk is more popular than Keir Starmer 🤷♂️.
Just another day in the multiverse.
#MorningMadness
Russia threatening nuclear chaos ☢️, Starmer ignoring questions on nuclear threat like it’s a sport 🏃♀️, and somehow, Elon Musk is more popular than Keir Starmer 🤷♂️.
Just another day in the multiverse.
#MorningMadness
There's nothing quite like the morning chaos of family life! ☀️ From kids jumping on the bed to pets joining the fun, it's these little moments that make life so special. Embrace the mess, share the laughs, and make today a great one! ❤️🐾 #FamilyFun #MorningMadness #CherishTheMoments
November 21, 2024 at 6:45 AM
There's nothing quite like the morning chaos of family life! ☀️ From kids jumping on the bed to pets joining the fun, it's these little moments that make life so special. Embrace the mess, share the laughs, and make today a great one! ❤️🐾 #FamilyFun #MorningMadness #CherishTheMoments
#MORNINGMADNESS:
I know where everything is when I go to sleep, so Mr. Kitty is responsible for moving everything.
Woke up my teen, hollering in my sleep. “NOOOO, the fruit”.
Rainy days and Sundays always make me happy 😁
I know where everything is when I go to sleep, so Mr. Kitty is responsible for moving everything.
Woke up my teen, hollering in my sleep. “NOOOO, the fruit”.
Rainy days and Sundays always make me happy 😁
July 21, 2024 at 2:24 PM
#MORNINGMADNESS:
I know where everything is when I go to sleep, so Mr. Kitty is responsible for moving everything.
Woke up my teen, hollering in my sleep. “NOOOO, the fruit”.
Rainy days and Sundays always make me happy 😁
I know where everything is when I go to sleep, so Mr. Kitty is responsible for moving everything.
Woke up my teen, hollering in my sleep. “NOOOO, the fruit”.
Rainy days and Sundays always make me happy 😁
heavy backpacks swing near large glass windows, the dog runs tight circles around the kitchen, the clock ticks. #morningmadness
December 2, 2024 at 2:18 AM
heavy backpacks swing near large glass windows, the dog runs tight circles around the kitchen, the clock ticks. #morningmadness