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MISS PIGGY: I'm too delicate for show business.

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Miss Piggy, wearing a chic black dress with purple, turquoise and white flowers on it, as well as a maroon boa, smiles as she poses on a red background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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THE MUTATIONS: ♫ Oo-ooh, wah-oo-ooh! ♫

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The Mutations, clad in black pants and cream-colored jackets, dance in front of a raised stage. Behind the stage is a set of arches with music notes and piano keys. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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DOC: Excuse me! You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas!
MA BEAR: You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip!

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A close-up of Ma Bear's head on a yellow background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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NEWSMAN: Here's a Muppet news flash. Reports are coming in from all over the world that television news reporters are blowing up. These unlikely rumors have...

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The Newsman sits at his news desk, preparing to deliver another Muppet News Flash. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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BEVERLY PLUME: Well, there it is. We have Carlina's delectable curry and plantains, and the Swedish Chef's... effort.

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Beverly Plume, wearing a stylish patterned scarf, looks to the camera as she hosts "Økėÿ Døkęÿ Køøkïñ" on "Muppets Now." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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GONZO: Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I will eat this rubber tire to the music of "The Flight of the Bumblebee." Music, Maestro.

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Gonzo, wearing his purple tuxedo, stands with his hands up in front of a yellow background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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BASKERVILLE: I tell you, Rowlf, there's only one answer to this dog food problem: asparagus! Tender, succulent asparagus!

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Baskerville the Hound poses next to a piano. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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MILDRED: Uh, George. George!
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Yeah?
MILDRED: Do you read very much?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Oh, all the time.
MILDRED: Oh. Uh, do you like Kipling?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Oh, well, I don't know. I never Kippled.

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George the Janitor, in his trademark gray jumpsuit and shirt, proudly holds his mop in front of a red curtain. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
November 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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GAFFER: Meow...

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Gaffer sits next to a radiator on the floor of the Happiness Hotel. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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BIG MEAN CARL: I'm gonna tell Alphonso's future! I sense that you're a Virgo who will be eaten whole.
ALPHONSO D'ABRUZZO: I find that hard to swallow.
BIG MEAN CARL: I don't!

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Big Mean Carl poses with his arms folded in front of a black background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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LIPS: And dat conclude my TED Talk.

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Lips, wearing a white and brown patterned poncho, holds his trumpet as he stands in front of a blue background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
October 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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VINCENT PRICE: I must tell you I am not alone, I am traveling with my beautiful assistant and a hideously deformed monster.
FOZZIE BEAR: Oh! Hideously deformed is right.
UNCLE DEADLY: Watch it! I'm the beautiful assistant.

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Uncle Deadly, impeccably dressed in a black coat, white vest, and maroon necktie, sits in a chair on the set of the 2011 film "The Muppets." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
October 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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KERMIT: Uh... uh... Marvin, the question that most people ask...
MARVIN SUGGS: Oh, zee answer is-ah, mutual love-ah and-ah respect. Zee Muppaphones, zey adore me!
(The Muppaphones begin to grumble in disagreement.)
MARVIN SUGGS: Shut up!

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Marvin Suggs, wearing his trademark orange, pink, green, and yellow top, prepares to strike the Muppaphone in front of a pale blue background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
September 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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K. EDGAR SINGER: Rentro.
BOBO: Yes, sir?
SINGER: The remote.
BOBO: The goat?
SINGER: The remote!
BOBO: The remote? I thought he said "the goat."

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Bobo the Bear, wearing a blue, white, and gold necktie, stands with paws out in front of a blue background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
September 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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CHIP: Oh, Kermit, could you talk to the FBI? I was just online buying old video games, not rerouting train schedules.
KERMIT: Pepe, Rizzo, stop messing with Chip.
CHIP: They were messing with me? I have friends!

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Chip, wearing a blue jumpsuit with pens and pencils in his pocket, and a white shirt, points one finger up as he stands in front of a light blue background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
September 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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MAHNA MAHNA: Mahna mahna.
SNOWTHS: ♫ Do-doo-do-do-do. ♫
MAHNA MAHNA: Mahna mahna.
SNOWTHS: ♫ Do-do-do-do. ♫
MAHNA MAHNA: Mahna mahna.
SNOWTHS: ♫ Do-doo-do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. ♫

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Mahna Mahna stands between two perplexed Snowths as they all perform "Mahna Mahna" on "The Muppet Show." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
September 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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HILDA: Well, the old gray mare is just what she used to be.

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Hilda, wearing her green shirt, white neckerchief, and gold brooch, stands in front of a red curtain. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
September 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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MISS PIGGY: Foo-Foo, dear. What is two plus two?
FOO-FOO: Woof! Woof-woof! Woof!
MISS PIGGY: Ah-ha.
FOO-FOO: Woof!
(Rowlf plays a fanfare.)
MISS PIGGY: What are you doing?
ROWLF: I was waiting for her to finish!

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Foo-Foo, wearing a collar studded with diamond-like gems, poses on a blue background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
August 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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FOZZIE BEAR: Say, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater. At the stage door, I passed a bunch of Muppet fans and suddenly I hear...
KERMIT: "Good grief, the comedian's a bear!"
FOZZIE: No, he's a-not. He's a-wearin' a-neck-a-tie!

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Fozzie Bear, wearing his signature brown porkpie hat and white tie with pink dots, smiles at the camera as he poses in front of a red background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
August 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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STATLER: You know, I really liked that.
WALDORF: Yeah, me too.
STATLER: Are we in the right theater?

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Waldorf, seated on the left, and Statler, seated on the right, look out at the stage from their box in the Muppet Theatre. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
August 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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HOWARD TUBMAN: But let's look on the bright side. Yes, the bright side… is I've worked up a powerful appetite. Bring on the chicken and dumplings, Carter! And don't skimp on the gravy like you did last time!

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Howard Tubman wears a blue robe with dark blue circles, as seen in the 2015 series "The Muppets." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
August 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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SCREAMING GOAT: AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
PEPE: Okay, first of all, where did he go, and second of all, what is your problem, okay?
SCREAMING GOAT: AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

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The Screaming Goat, also known as La Cabra, appears next to a podium on "Pepe's Unbelievable Game Show." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
July 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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JOHNNY FIAMA: This album is coming right from my heart, and I'd really love you all to buy it.
SAL: Yeah, not just because Johnny's in debt, neither! Oh, and San Diego Bob, if you're watching, stop hanging around Johnny's house!

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Johnny Fiama, holding a microphone in one had, points up behind Sal Minella. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
July 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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BEAUREGARD: Takes a while to get to know the town.
FOZZIE BEAR: How long have you lived in London?
BEAUREGARD: All my life.
KERMIT: How come you don't have an English accent?
BEAUREGARD: Hey, I'm lucky to have a driver's license!

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Bearegard, wearing a blue flannel shirt and gray pants, holds a mop in one hand and an anvil tucked under his opposite arm. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
July 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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SAM THE EAGLE: You are all weirdos.

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Sam the Eagle grimaces on a white background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
July 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM