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Nissy grabbed a couple of extra backup whisks before ordering, "PREPARE THE TELEPORTATION DEVICE," and moments later the two cats were soaring through time and space on their way to London, England.

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like clockwork
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December 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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The mousies were hung by the chimney with care...

...which is why they weren't stirrin',

And kept outta my hair.

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'twas the post before Christmas
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December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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"I'M NOT A MOUSE!" Seville hollered. "IT'S ME. SIVVERS! I'm stuck in this ol' toy train."

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Mason to the rescue
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December 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Wistfully, Seville watched the train pass him once more. "THIS HERE TRAIN travels to the North Pole, for sure, Mason. I can feel it in my whiskers," and he smiled, knowingly.

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Santa's mail train
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December 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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"But the teleportation device is parked up on the barn roof!" Mason exclaimed. "I don't want to climb up there any more than is absolutely necessary. I had my claws manicured for Christmas."

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Seville saves Christmas
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December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Dear Seville the Cat. Emergency situation at North Pole. We need your help. Please come straight away. Love, Santa.

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reindeer dust
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December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Seville somersaulted forward. Over and over he went until eventually, he landed in a pile of snow. "MOUSES!" Chewing on his lower lip he muttered, "Fine mess I've gotten myself into this time."

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the mysterious Christmas ornament
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December 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Nerissa studied his modified compass carefully. Just as he thought, there was a radioactive anomaly in the room. A reindeer had been here.

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home in time for Christmas
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December 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Not again, I say. I SAY, NOT AGAIN!
Oh for the love of mouses...
MOUSES!

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not again
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November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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BREAKING NEWS... New post up on my blog. MOUSES!

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not again
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November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I gingerly picked up the paper with one paw, turned it over, and... Oh. My. Mouses. My jaw dropped. Was this guy really offering to PAY me to check out his house?

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the haunting
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October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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"We are SO GONNA WIN the neighbourhood Hallowe'en decoratin' contest this year. No one - AND I MEAN NO ONE - has anythin' as good as this in their yard."

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the contest
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October 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Considering the possibility of a carload of clowns sitting in his driveway, Seville approached the orange object with trepidation.

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the Hallowe'en Ball
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October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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"Reaching the front door, Seville swung it open only to find a ghostly apparition hovering over the welcome mat.

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the Hallowe'en visitor
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October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Waving Seville off with a paw Mason chanted to herself. "There are no such things as ghosts. There are no such things as ghosts. There are no such things as ghosts."

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and now, the conclusion
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October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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"Oh my mouses!" he cried. "This letter is for me. I wonder when the postman started delivering mail to our front door. We've never had door-to-door delivery before."

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a Hallowe'en adventure
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October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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"SIVVERS!!!" Nerissa hollered. "You know anythin' about someone sellin' flyin' brooms and usin' my name to do so?"

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the broom closet
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October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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PEEPERS! Like I said, you're gonna have to do SOMETHIN' about that.

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we'll gather at dawn
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October 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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BREAKING NEWS... NEW post up on my blog. PURRS

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we'll gather at dawn
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October 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Heeheeheeheehee... What a dupe.

What a stupidy-dupidy POOP!

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crazy cat lady
On the other paw, maybe just poop.
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September 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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BREAKING NEWS... NEW post up on my blog. purrs

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crazy cat lady
On the other paw, maybe just poop.
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September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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So here's what happened the other day: Peepers, bein' a peep, was walkin' around the yard with a cup of tea in her paw.

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what happens in Vegas...
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September 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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BREAKING NEWS... NEW post up on my blog.

purrs

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what happens in Vegas...
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September 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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It's been a long time since I've done a post like this. A long, long, L - O - N - G time, for sure.

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unanswered questions
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July 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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BREAKING NEWS... NEW post up on my blog. MOUSES!

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unanswered questions
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July 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM