🇮🇹 ‘Homemade’ Lasagne tonight

Spent ages heating this bastard in the oven 🤌

#NotHomeCooking #Lasagne #ItalianFood #Foodsky #lifeathome #ExhaustedNow #Took55minutesToHeatThisBastard

When it comes to no-effort meals, I don’t fanny about. Stovies. Three of ‘em. In the oven 👌

Sorted
Standard
Scene

#NotHomeCooking #BangItInTheFuckingOven #Stovies #lifeathome #noeffort

Homemade-in-a-factory Chilli tonight

Chilli, but from a tin.
Tinned Chilli.
With microwave Pilau Rice.
Because it feels someone’s removed the batteries from my legs and filled my skull with clouds. Can’t wait to be unconscious in bed tonight.

#NotHomeCooking #chilliconcarne #IsItTomorrowYet

Not Homemade Stovies

Football on, as the mighty Orient take on the mighty Argyle in the mighty EFL League One. A throw-it-in-the-oven affair, to mirror the complete lack of effort on the pitch. I’ll be on my ‘other’ account tonight.

#NotHomeCooking #BangItInTheOven #Stovies #lifeathome #noeffort

Using the hashtag #HomeCooking in a somewhat nebulous fashion tonight because, honestly, I just can’t be fucking arsed. Should improve tomorrow, when it will be either Cod in Parsley Sauce with Parmesan Mash, or a King Prawn Balti.

#NotHomeCooking #lifeathome #careathome #carers #soupinapacket

Someone call the Curry Police, there’s been an incident in Blairgowrie.

Forgot to take King Prawns out the freezer ✅
Ready Meal to the rescue ✅
Arrestable offence ✅

#NotHomeCooking #lifeathome #careathome #carers #currynight #ChickenMadras #readymeal