#Satire #Zaporizhzhia #NuclearNews #Russia #Breaking By: TheJestPress.com **Reports of Explosions and Smoke Near Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant? Oh Good, Just Rush Hour** In what local officials are now calling “Monday as usual,” explosive booms and columns of suspiciously radioactive-looking smoke were once again spotted near the Russian-occupied Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant this week. Eyewitnesses have described it as “not terrifying at all, especially if you grew up on Soviet fireworks and microwave popcorn disasters.”

An early assessment by the Defense Intelligence Agency believes the damage to Iran's most important nuclear site was limited. And, Trump will meet with NATO allies today to discuss a spending increase.

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Iran's underground enrichment site at Fordo was hit again Monday while Iran fired a salvo of missiles and drones at Israel and warned the United States that its military now has a “free hand” to attack American targets.

The air in America reeks of uranium and unchecked ambition as the Trump administration, in a move that can be described as arson, signed a series of executive orders designed to gut the Nuclear Regula...