#Nutpunch
Traci Lords and Utah Saints on the soundtrack and Johnny Cage doing a nutpunch made me forget all about a Frenchman playing a Chinese deity in English. It holds up! If the source is cheese, then lean in! There's no Merchant-Ivory version of it that's any fun.
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It's interesting that the Adam Strange of Swamp Thing is the one that stuck through his main DCI portrayals, later refined via Starman.

Sardath being kinda creepy, Rann's fertility crisis, and Adam being willing to nutpunch (figuratively or literally) if necessary.
April 7, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Imma provide Trump a nutpunch if I ever see him again.
March 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Busting your balls because they’re useless anyway 😂

No woman in her right mind would procreate with you 😘

#CBT #SadisticMommy #Milf #Domme #Femdom #Findom #BallBusting #nutpunch
May 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Oh my stars and garters. Jon Stewart’s comparison of the Oval Office meeting to the John Cena/Cody Rhodes WWE nutpunch is concise, relevant, and impactful. That said, I still feel stupider for understanding it.
March 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Never underestimate the ability of our establishment "liberal" media to exploit any and every opportunity to nutpunch and scapegoat the Left for not marching in perfect step with the war crime of the week.
The Hamas atrocities revealed the incompetence and falsity of the right-wing program of security through brutality, and now the broad institutional center of Western military and political power is signing off on retaliatory mass murder, and U.S. pundits are really going with How the Left Went Wrong
this is the lead story on the atlantic rn. again, the idea that "what progressives are saying about hamas" is the central topic of the moment is a wild dereliction of journalistic duty
October 13, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Gonna be real embarrassing when Things That Matter gets lower ratings than America's Funniest Nutpunches on Nutpunch TV, which is only carried by 1/4 of the cable systems and one streaming services.
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i dreamed a new superman comic series came out where the only new thing was that he was mute but could temporarily become able to talk by being punched in the nuts by another JLA member
it was called nutpunch superman and the internet was absolutely fucking obsessed with it was fucking EVERYWHERE
January 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
aim-1000 Notional Unstoppable Terminating Penetrator, Non-nuclear Controlled Hypersonic (NUTPuNCH)
May 3, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Le2-6–NutPunch–MickeyMouse has been doing this for years. It's not new, except he's older now.
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Nutpunch. Oof.
June 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If my insurance company had simply waited six more months before cutting me off of my benefits, then I'd have enough time to make the proper adjustments. I didn't expect them to kneecap and nutpunch me this early. Obviously, I will appeal this.
January 24, 2024 at 11:58 PM
The mantra of the Democratic Party: "When in doubt, always nutpunch down and Left; and help move the 'center' further and further to the Right."
This entire article gleefully and breathlessly describing how Dems are “finally starting to get the message” that they need to court the right and abandon liberal values in order to win. It’s positioning Newsom, Shapiro, and Emanuel as brilliant heroes who will save the party.

I WANT TO SCREAM
Democrats with an eye on 2028 reject some parts of liberal orthodoxy
Some presidential prospects have embraced “Sister Souljah moments” that demonstrate their independence from left-wing orthodoxy.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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July 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Today, I was rejected for a job for which I interviewed FOUR times.

Consider today officially a nutpunch.
a man in a green shirt is pushing a little girl on a swing
ALT: a man in a green shirt is pushing a little girl on a swing
media.tenor.com
April 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Nut-punched, but the noun is nutpunch.
June 21, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Nutpunch is for the act, nut-punched is for describing how something feels
June 20, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I don’t know which will be more of a nutpunch - losing Rob Reiner or having to hear Herr Orange shit-talk him after he finds out he’s passed.
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I bet a Canadian colleague US wouldn't lose to Portugal. Conversation up to the final nutpunch (I still won the bet) http://t.co/rBR8gQjfJh
December 8, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Self-nutpunch champion, somehow visibly stupider than Elmo
April 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Doing Johnny Cage's nutpunch to you rn
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There's also 'String him up by his toes' and 'who else wants to nutpunch him until he pukes?'. I'm a big fan of the phrase 'Lets drink 90° proof and piss on him when he's on fire'
January 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM