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Dorito Mussolini

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January 23, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Der Cheetoführer

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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.

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January 23, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Mein Coif

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January 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Alexander Scamilton

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January 23, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Traitor Tot

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January 23, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Short-fingered Vulgarian

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January 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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Douche Bigelow

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January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Don Snoreleon

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January 22, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Sir Lies-a-lot

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January 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Donny Dorko

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January 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Clustertrump

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January 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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The Nodfather

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January 22, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Voldermoron

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January 22, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Sir Lies-a-lot

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January 22, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Been-a-Dick Donald

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January 22, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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Pissant Pol Pot

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January 22, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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Chump in Chief

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January 22, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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Tweety Amin

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January 22, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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Orange Krampus

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January 22, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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Donny Dumpy Pants

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January 22, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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King of the Shill

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January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM