#KleptoKat #FelineFelon #NewZealandNews #PantyPirate #CatBurglar By: TheJestPress.com In a thrilling development that has left New Zealand’s laundry lines in tatters, a local feline named Sir Whiskers Wellington has been dubbed the “Underwear Bandit” after carrying out a purr-fect crime spree across the sleepy suburb of Meadowville. Sir Whiskers, described by his owner as “adorably unrepentant,” has become notorious for turning the family home into a smuggler’s den packed with pilfered panties, bras, socks, and—his pièce de résistance—a neighbor’s sequined thong.