The purpose of the Pope's gold robes is to make the leader of the country of his birth lose what's left of his mind.
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 AM
The purpose of the Pope's gold robes is to make the leader of the country of his birth lose what's left of his mind.
Will this be the year I find a Fandom Trumps Hate author who actually knows what The Little Stranger is or one who would be willing to write that Conclave/Pope's Exorcist crossover fic I've been thinking about for over a year? I doubt it, but a girl can dream.
February 2, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Will this be the year I find a Fandom Trumps Hate author who actually knows what The Little Stranger is or one who would be willing to write that Conclave/Pope's Exorcist crossover fic I've been thinking about for over a year? I doubt it, but a girl can dream.
I bought it in July off eBay, and it was already partially assembled; I don't regret it, I paid $12 plus shipping and I didn't feel like I deserved to start with a brand new one I might fuck up. I figured I could get the paints for it later.
Then my budget got tighter than the pope's asshole.
Then my budget got tighter than the pope's asshole.
February 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I bought it in July off eBay, and it was already partially assembled; I don't regret it, I paid $12 plus shipping and I didn't feel like I deserved to start with a brand new one I might fuck up. I figured I could get the paints for it later.
Then my budget got tighter than the pope's asshole.
Then my budget got tighter than the pope's asshole.
Betting on Cabrini; the Pope's from Chicago.
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Betting on Cabrini; the Pope's from Chicago.
I kind of can't believe I am saying this but actually the pope's encyclical (?) is a banger and you should read it: www.vatican.va/content/leo-...
60th World Communications Day 2026
MESSAGE OF HIS HOLINESS POPE LEO XIV FOR THE 60 TH WORLD DAY OF SOCIAL COMMUNICATIONS [ Multimedia ] _______________________
www.vatican.va
February 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I kind of can't believe I am saying this but actually the pope's encyclical (?) is a banger and you should read it: www.vatican.va/content/leo-...
not olivia pope’s momma trying to put her titties on mr johnson😂 #AbbottElementary
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
not olivia pope’s momma trying to put her titties on mr johnson😂 #AbbottElementary
If it’s set at a Catholic parish, it gets four seasons: Triduum + Easter Monday.
The finale of season three is everyone saying how much they’re looking forward to a day off, then ends with the 5AM phone call:
“I held off on calling as long as I could—but the pope’s dead, and we need a plan.”
The finale of season three is everyone saying how much they’re looking forward to a day off, then ends with the 5AM phone call:
“I held off on calling as long as I could—but the pope’s dead, and we need a plan.”
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM
If it’s set at a Catholic parish, it gets four seasons: Triduum + Easter Monday.
The finale of season three is everyone saying how much they’re looking forward to a day off, then ends with the 5AM phone call:
“I held off on calling as long as I could—but the pope’s dead, and we need a plan.”
The finale of season three is everyone saying how much they’re looking forward to a day off, then ends with the 5AM phone call:
“I held off on calling as long as I could—but the pope’s dead, and we need a plan.”
The Pope’s brand of Catholicism is too woke for a Magat’s brand of Catholicism.
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
The Pope’s brand of Catholicism is too woke for a Magat’s brand of Catholicism.
💯🎯This Patriot appalled at descent of Catholicism into stuff evangelical Christo-Fascism made of, over past 12 yrs: bsky.app/profile/chri...;
tho' closer one pay's attention, more one realizes Gos 😵💫rg Prest descent into madness accelerated moment Ike left WH: twitter.com/FooFiter1972....
86-G☢️P/47☣️
tho' closer one pay's attention, more one realizes Gos 😵💫rg Prest descent into madness accelerated moment Ike left WH: twitter.com/FooFiter1972....
86-G☢️P/47☣️
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
💯🎯This Patriot appalled at descent of Catholicism into stuff evangelical Christo-Fascism made of, over past 12 yrs: bsky.app/profile/chri...;
tho' closer one pay's attention, more one realizes Gos 😵💫rg Prest descent into madness accelerated moment Ike left WH: twitter.com/FooFiter1972....
86-G☢️P/47☣️
tho' closer one pay's attention, more one realizes Gos 😵💫rg Prest descent into madness accelerated moment Ike left WH: twitter.com/FooFiter1972....
86-G☢️P/47☣️
Former US Treasury Secretary Larry Summers emailed Epstein saying that the real drama in the Vatican wasn't the Pope's resignation, but rather that the bank was getting new leadership.He said the Vatican bank helps the wealthy move money secretly because it doesn't follow EU regulations.
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February 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Former US Treasury Secretary Larry Summers emailed Epstein saying that the real drama in the Vatican wasn't the Pope's resignation, but rather that the bank was getting new leadership.He said the Vatican bank helps the wealthy move money secretly because it doesn't follow EU regulations.
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everyone's evil so here's the pope's exorcist on his tiny little bike to purify your vibes
February 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
everyone's evil so here's the pope's exorcist on his tiny little bike to purify your vibes
The Pope’s team is untouchable.
February 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The Pope’s team is untouchable.
Can hear a fucking pin drop today. Too many people happy to sit on there hands. The one time i sat in the family stand it was me and another bloke trying to get the singing going and everyone looked at us like we had just shat on the pope's head. Have a beer and wake the fuck up #mufc
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Can hear a fucking pin drop today. Too many people happy to sit on there hands. The one time i sat in the family stand it was me and another bloke trying to get the singing going and everyone looked at us like we had just shat on the pope's head. Have a beer and wake the fuck up #mufc
Mark Pope’s Wildcats set the tone against John Calipari’s Razorbacks, and UK ended up with its biggest victory of the season so far.
‘Man, these guys are here to fight.’ How Kentucky finished off No. 15 Arkansas
Mark Pope’s Wildcats set the tone against John Calipari’s Razorbacks, and UK ended up with its biggest victory of the season so far.
bit.ly
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Mark Pope’s Wildcats set the tone against John Calipari’s Razorbacks, and UK ended up with its biggest victory of the season so far.
Alpha. On the one hand, Pope's work is a parody in prose of Longinus's Peri Hupsous (On the Sublime), in that he imitates Longinus's system for the purpose of ridiculing contemporary poets, but, on the other, it is a blow Pope struck in an ongoing struggle against the "dunces." Timeline of audio
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Alpha. On the one hand, Pope's work is a parody in prose of Longinus's Peri Hupsous (On the Sublime), in that he imitates Longinus's system for the purpose of ridiculing contemporary poets, but, on the other, it is a blow Pope struck in an ongoing struggle against the "dunces." Timeline of audio
At a time when many were doubting his standing as Kentucky basketball coach, Pope’s team delivered a signature victory over John Calipari.
You just watched the biggest win of Mark Pope’s UK basketball coaching career
At a time when many were doubting his standing as Kentucky basketball coach, Pope’s team delivered a signature victory over John Calipari.
bit.ly
February 1, 2026 at 10:50 AM
At a time when many were doubting his standing as Kentucky basketball coach, Pope’s team delivered a signature victory over John Calipari.
reminds me of the poem "the pope's penis":
It hangs deep in his robes, a delicate
clapper at the center of a bell.
It moves when he moves, a ghostly fish in a
halo of silver seaweed, the hair
swaying in the dark and the heat — and at night
while his eyes sleep, it stands up
in praise of God.
It hangs deep in his robes, a delicate
clapper at the center of a bell.
It moves when he moves, a ghostly fish in a
halo of silver seaweed, the hair
swaying in the dark and the heat — and at night
while his eyes sleep, it stands up
in praise of God.
February 1, 2026 at 8:15 AM
reminds me of the poem "the pope's penis":
It hangs deep in his robes, a delicate
clapper at the center of a bell.
It moves when he moves, a ghostly fish in a
halo of silver seaweed, the hair
swaying in the dark and the heat — and at night
while his eyes sleep, it stands up
in praise of God.
It hangs deep in his robes, a delicate
clapper at the center of a bell.
It moves when he moves, a ghostly fish in a
halo of silver seaweed, the hair
swaying in the dark and the heat — and at night
while his eyes sleep, it stands up
in praise of God.
We watched The Pope's Exorcist. It's the goddamn Gone With the Wind of bad movies. I checked out until halfway through, something happened that melted me in laughs. This may be my favorite movie. Plus first 5 minutes have like 3 different songs in them, and then the next like 90 minutes? NO SONGS!
February 1, 2026 at 6:38 AM
We watched The Pope's Exorcist. It's the goddamn Gone With the Wind of bad movies. I checked out until halfway through, something happened that melted me in laughs. This may be my favorite movie. Plus first 5 minutes have like 3 different songs in them, and then the next like 90 minutes? NO SONGS!
Mark Pope’s Wildcats set the tone against John Calipari’s Razorbacks, and UK ended up with its biggest victory of the season so far.
‘Man, these guys are here to fight.’ How Kentucky finished off No. 15 Arkansas
Mark Pope’s Wildcats set the tone against John Calipari’s Razorbacks, and UK ended up with its biggest victory of the season so far.
bit.ly
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Mark Pope’s Wildcats set the tone against John Calipari’s Razorbacks, and UK ended up with its biggest victory of the season so far.
My column: Given the circumstances, you just watched the biggest win of Mark Pope’s UK coaching tenure amp.kentucky.com/sports/spt-c...
You just watched the biggest win of Mark Pope’s UK basketball coaching career
At a time when many were doubting his standing as Kentucky basketball coach, Pope’s team delivered a signature victory over John Calipari.
amp.kentucky.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
My column: Given the circumstances, you just watched the biggest win of Mark Pope’s UK coaching tenure amp.kentucky.com/sports/spt-c...
At a time when many were doubting his standing as Kentucky basketball coach, Pope’s team delivered a signature victory over John Calipari.
You just watched the biggest win of Mark Pope’s UK basketball coaching career
At a time when many were doubting his standing as Kentucky basketball coach, Pope’s team delivered a signature victory over John Calipari.
bit.ly
February 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
At a time when many were doubting his standing as Kentucky basketball coach, Pope’s team delivered a signature victory over John Calipari.
Every day I gaze out my window, hoping for news of a sequel to The Pope’s Exorcist.
February 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Every day I gaze out my window, hoping for news of a sequel to The Pope’s Exorcist.
Just saw the ESPN rundown of them. Garrison’s was weak but maybe something was said? Diabate’s was straight BS. Pope’s was likely frustration at it all I’d assume but yeah, wild.
February 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Just saw the ESPN rundown of them. Garrison’s was weak but maybe something was said? Diabate’s was straight BS. Pope’s was likely frustration at it all I’d assume but yeah, wild.
Yeah without any context I thought he meant the Pope’s hat lol
the pope is giving a speech in front of a microphone
ALT: the pope is giving a speech in front of a microphone
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February 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Yeah without any context I thought he meant the Pope’s hat lol