"I'm not a fan of gory movies."
Okay, do you really not like gore, or is it just that Eli Roth sucks?
Okay, do you really not like gore, or is it just that Eli Roth sucks?
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"I'm not a fan of gory movies."
Okay, do you really not like gore, or is it just that Eli Roth sucks?
Okay, do you really not like gore, or is it just that Eli Roth sucks?
A classic David Lynch story
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A classic David Lynch story
"Like a stupid Eli Roth comment."
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"Like a stupid Eli Roth comment."
Poor Gus sounds like 2025 David Lee Roth
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Poor Gus sounds like 2025 David Lee Roth
[Daft Punk “Get Lucky” voice] 🎶
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
[Daft Punk “Get Lucky” voice] 🎶
There are two ???? casting choices in that movie: BJ Novak and Roth.
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
There are two ???? casting choices in that movie: BJ Novak and Roth.
Boy Eli Roth isn’t too bright huh
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Boy Eli Roth isn’t too bright huh
David Lee Roth of Van Halen.
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
David Lee Roth of Van Halen.
“Someone” and it’s ELI ROTH.
Someone compared the new Osgood Perkins movie to a David Lynch film...if I watch this movie and it's like the last of Perkins work ima be pissed...
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“Someone” and it’s ELI ROTH.
this is officially the funniest marketing blurb of all time. I love it when dumb guys achieve transcendent comic stupidity all on their own
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this is officially the funniest marketing blurb of all time. I love it when dumb guys achieve transcendent comic stupidity all on their own
Dieter Roth, Basel on the Rhine, 1969
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https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136178
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Dieter Roth, Basel on the Rhine, 1969
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136178
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136178
I liked Inglourious Basterds a lot but I remember the thudding disappointment of Eli Roth coming out of that long tunnel brandishing the bat… it could have been Adam Sandler
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I liked Inglourious Basterds a lot but I remember the thudding disappointment of Eli Roth coming out of that long tunnel brandishing the bat… it could have been Adam Sandler
I like to think this implies Eli Roth has only seen “The Straight Story.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I like to think this implies Eli Roth has only seen “The Straight Story.”
the funniest part of going to any event featuring @davidjroth.bsky.social is the percentage of the audience that looks like Roth cosplay
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
the funniest part of going to any event featuring @davidjroth.bsky.social is the percentage of the audience that looks like Roth cosplay
Eli Roth is so profoundly stupid and offensive that I will go out of my way to not see this film now.
“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Eli Roth is so profoundly stupid and offensive that I will go out of my way to not see this film now.
Eli Roth, please retire from both filmmaking and speaking
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Eli Roth, please retire from both filmmaking and speaking
Eli Roth does.
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Eli Roth does.
1) that's redundant
2) oh, it's eli roth - looooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll who cares
2) oh, it's eli roth - looooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll who cares
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
1) that's redundant
2) oh, it's eli roth - looooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll who cares
2) oh, it's eli roth - looooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll who cares
"Like a shitty Eli Roth movie"
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Like a shitty Eli Roth movie"
My accountant got mad at me today because I asked him if he could set me up a David Lee Roth IRA
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My accountant got mad at me today because I asked him if he could set me up a David Lee Roth IRA
Eli Roth is a dumb cinephile's idea of a smart cinephile. He's the Joe Rogan of directors. I've thought this for decades, and this lil chestnut validates every single second of that time.
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Eli Roth is a dumb cinephile's idea of a smart cinephile. He's the Joe Rogan of directors. I've thought this for decades, and this lil chestnut validates every single second of that time.
Die Renaissance: Eine Epoche der Bücher.
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Tobias Roth: Welt der Renaissance | Kaffeehaussitzer
Die Renaissance war eine Epoche des Buches und der Literatur: In über 350 Originaltexten wird sie lebendig.
kaffeehaussitzer.de
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Die Renaissance: Eine Epoche der Bücher.
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kaffeehaussitzer.de/tobias-roth-...
On this week's Distraction, Roth explains "gooning" to Drew. defector.com/pretending-t...
Pretending To Be Someone Else In An Uber, With Rohan Nadkarni | Defector
Late in this week’s episode of The Distraction, after Drew, returning champion guest Rohan Nadkarni, and I talked about local politics, lamentable trends in sushi roll naming, and the Miami Dolphins,…
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November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
On this week's Distraction, Roth explains "gooning" to Drew. defector.com/pretending-t...
the funniest part of going to any event featuring @davidjroth.bsky.social is the percentage of the audience that looks like Roth cosplay
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
the funniest part of going to any event featuring @davidjroth.bsky.social is the percentage of the audience that looks like Roth cosplay
Eli Roth watching Mulholland Drive: “This is 100% like real life”
“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Eli Roth watching Mulholland Drive: “This is 100% like real life”