Oh. It seems we have a visitor. No worries, though. Time will continue ticking, and I will continue talking. Ha ha.

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WHAT? NO. WHY IS THIS. THE FUCKING QUESTION. THAT YOU PICKED? FUCK YOU SCRATCH. LET ME OUT OF HERE. DIPSHIT.

Okay that's enough, goodbye English.

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I have given English permission to answer one question. I will pick the one I like the best.

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After doing an anonymous poll amongst eighteen people, it has been decided that I shall continue being an excellent host for the next seven sweeps. Enjoy my presence.

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The way you all are acting toward me is exactly the reason why English won’t come back. He’s manipulated you all into believing I’m a bad guy. If I am a bad guy, then he is as well. We all know how stories end. The villain always gets defeated.

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English keeps pestering me regarding his strawpage site. He keeps asking for permission to answer questions again. However, I know that even giving him the opportunity to do such thing will result in a sabotage of my mission. Hee hee.

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