What if we swat that location?
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
What if we swat that location?
TODAY: DoJ contemplating trying to indict Letitia James a THIRD time, is the pipe bomber subject to Trump's 1/6 pardon, and Kash Patel's elite FBI SWAT designated driver service. Free to listen and subscribe: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
Hostis Curiae
Podcast Episode · UnJustified · 12/07/2025 · 1h 7m
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December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
TODAY: DoJ contemplating trying to indict Letitia James a THIRD time, is the pipe bomber subject to Trump's 1/6 pardon, and Kash Patel's elite FBI SWAT designated driver service. Free to listen and subscribe: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
Taxpayers are paying for FBI Agents to escort Kash Patel's girlfriend's drunk friends home after nights of partying, and pulling elite tactical agents away from SWAT missions to chauffeur his girlfriend around.
...something, something, waste and fraud...
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
...something, something, waste and fraud...
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel ordered FBI detail to give girlfriend’s pal a lift home: sources
FBI agents have grown increasingly concerned by Patel’s use of the bureau’s strapped resource.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Taxpayers are paying for FBI Agents to escort Kash Patel's girlfriend's drunk friends home after nights of partying, and pulling elite tactical agents away from SWAT missions to chauffeur his girlfriend around.
...something, something, waste and fraud...
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
...something, something, waste and fraud...
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Undertale Yellow really isn't that good to swat people over
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Undertale Yellow really isn't that good to swat people over
The girlfriend of Kash Patel was partying with a friend. The friend was too drunk to drive, she ordered her SWAT protection detail to drive the friend home. They refused, she called Kash and he ordered the SWAT detail to drive her home. FBI taxi services on our dime.
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The girlfriend of Kash Patel was partying with a friend. The friend was too drunk to drive, she ordered her SWAT protection detail to drive the friend home. They refused, she called Kash and he ordered the SWAT detail to drive her home. FBI taxi services on our dime.
Kash Patel allegedly used FBI SWAT agents as an Uber service for his girlfriend’s drunk friends — and then berated agents who pushed back.
This isn’t “law enforcement.” It’s a concierge service for a 27-year-old country singer.
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
This isn’t “law enforcement.” It’s a concierge service for a 27-year-old country singer.
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
FBI agents now reportedly acting as Kash Patel’s personal Uber
FBI Director Kash Patel is once again under scrutiny for allegedly bending the bureau’s resources to support his personal life, this time involving his girlfriend’s social outings. According ...
www.dailykos.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Kash Patel allegedly used FBI SWAT agents as an Uber service for his girlfriend’s drunk friends — and then berated agents who pushed back.
This isn’t “law enforcement.” It’s a concierge service for a 27-year-old country singer.
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
This isn’t “law enforcement.” It’s a concierge service for a 27-year-old country singer.
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
yeah a lot of girls from boy-aimed cartoons get that effect, like April O'Neill, Raven & Starfire, Callie from Swat Kats etc
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
yeah a lot of girls from boy-aimed cartoons get that effect, like April O'Neill, Raven & Starfire, Callie from Swat Kats etc
The blatant corruption of this admin is crazy.
Patel uses a $60 million FBI jet to fly around with his girlfriend.
Then assigns an elite SWAT team to protect her around the clock.
Now has the elite team driving her drunk friends home.
Patel uses a $60 million FBI jet to fly around with his girlfriend.
Then assigns an elite SWAT team to protect her around the clock.
Now has the elite team driving her drunk friends home.
Kash Patel caught ordering FBI agents to drive girlfriend's 'inebriated' pal home: report
Kash Patel’s girlfriend issues are not going away with MS NOW reporting that the embattled FBI director has ordered agents to act as Uber drivers and deliver one his girlfriend’s “inebriated” pals hom...
www.rawstory.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The blatant corruption of this admin is crazy.
Patel uses a $60 million FBI jet to fly around with his girlfriend.
Then assigns an elite SWAT team to protect her around the clock.
Now has the elite team driving her drunk friends home.
Patel uses a $60 million FBI jet to fly around with his girlfriend.
Then assigns an elite SWAT team to protect her around the clock.
Now has the elite team driving her drunk friends home.
FBI director forced SWAT agents to ‘babysit’ his girlfriend’s drunk friend, former agents say
newsrepublic.co.uk/2025/12/05/f...
newsrepublic.co.uk/2025/12/05/f...
FBI director forced SWAT agents to ‘babysit’ his girlfriend’s drunk friend, former agents say
According to three people familiar with the situation, FBI Director Kash Patel has, more than once, asked the security team assigned to his girlfriend to make sure one of her friends—sometimes reporte...
newsrepublic.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
FBI director forced SWAT agents to ‘babysit’ his girlfriend’s drunk friend, former agents say
newsrepublic.co.uk/2025/12/05/f...
newsrepublic.co.uk/2025/12/05/f...
::taps the sign::
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
::taps the sign::
“The FBI security detail…is made up of members of an elite SWAT team…It has spurred concerns about Patel abusing FBI resources to essentially drive his girlfriend around for various events and appointments. The FBI has never before provided a separate security detail for a director’s girlfriend”
lol
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel ordered FBI detail to give girlfriend’s pal a lift home: sources
FBI agents have grown increasingly concerned by Patel’s use of the bureau’s strapped resource.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“The FBI security detail…is made up of members of an elite SWAT team…It has spurred concerns about Patel abusing FBI resources to essentially drive his girlfriend around for various events and appointments. The FBI has never before provided a separate security detail for a director’s girlfriend”
The quiet calm of a weekday morning in a Woodbridge, Virginia, neighborhood was suddenly interrupted by a loud siren, two Humvee-style vehicles and a group of SWAT-like figures in camouflage, rifles trained on a house. https://cnn.it/4ahpwvF
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The quiet calm of a weekday morning in a Woodbridge, Virginia, neighborhood was suddenly interrupted by a loud siren, two Humvee-style vehicles and a group of SWAT-like figures in camouflage, rifles trained on a house. https://cnn.it/4ahpwvF
me: is critical of Gerard Way
mcr fans kicking down my door like a swat team: WHAT ABOUT FRANK?!?!?!
mcr fans kicking down my door like a swat team: WHAT ABOUT FRANK?!?!?!
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
me: is critical of Gerard Way
mcr fans kicking down my door like a swat team: WHAT ABOUT FRANK?!?!?!
mcr fans kicking down my door like a swat team: WHAT ABOUT FRANK?!?!?!
Per a new report, Kash Patel refused to exit his plane without an FBI jacket, but the only one that would fit him was a woman’s jacket. Then he demanded SWAT patches for it. www.scribd.com/document/958...
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Per a new report, Kash Patel refused to exit his plane without an FBI jacket, but the only one that would fit him was a woman’s jacket. Then he demanded SWAT patches for it. www.scribd.com/document/958...
Today in #caturday news:
Diego the Cat, famous neighbor staple of the Skeifan district here in Reykjavík, who was mercilessly catnapped and rescued by police swat team last year, paid an early visit to the local supermarket this morning. Here he is enjoying some fine Icelandic tap water.
#iceland
Diego the Cat, famous neighbor staple of the Skeifan district here in Reykjavík, who was mercilessly catnapped and rescued by police swat team last year, paid an early visit to the local supermarket this morning. Here he is enjoying some fine Icelandic tap water.
#iceland
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 AM
trans rights are all about outscoring the entire enemy team singlehandedly with an obnoxiously loudly trans profile
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
trans rights are all about outscoring the entire enemy team singlehandedly with an obnoxiously loudly trans profile
now I’m picturing you pissing them off so that they swat at you and you’re checking which paw they use
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
now I’m picturing you pissing them off so that they swat at you and you’re checking which paw they use
FBI SWAT agents were reassigned to guard Director Kash Patel’s romantic partner, country singer Alexis Wilkins, a move experts say has no known precedent and one that raises urgent concerns about diverted crisis response.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
FBI SWAT agents were reassigned to guard Director Kash Patel’s romantic partner, country singer Alexis Wilkins, a move experts say has no known precedent and one that raises urgent concerns about diverted crisis response.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
TIL: FBI director forced SWAT agents to ‘babysit’ his girlfriend’s drunk friend, former agents say
thedailyadda.com/2025/12/05/f...
thedailyadda.com/2025/12/05/f...
FBI director forced SWAT agents to ‘babysit’ his girlfriend’s drunk friend, former agents say
According to three people familiar with the situation, FBI Director Kash Patel has, more than once, asked the security team assigned to his girlfriend to make sure one of her friends—sometimes reporte...
thedailyadda.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
TIL: FBI director forced SWAT agents to ‘babysit’ his girlfriend’s drunk friend, former agents say
thedailyadda.com/2025/12/05/f...
thedailyadda.com/2025/12/05/f...
As an end user, I can attest that the need to swat away unwanted AI pop-ups and add-ons is lowering my productivity.
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
As an end user, I can attest that the need to swat away unwanted AI pop-ups and add-ons is lowering my productivity.
Spain is giving the SWAT-team treatment to an outbreak of African swine fever, in an effort to stop the disease's spread from wild boar to pig farms (which have been free of it for decades).
Milder winters have helped fuel a booming wild boar population in Spanish forests:
Milder winters have helped fuel a booming wild boar population in Spanish forests:
Spain Uses Drones and Soldiers to Track Wild Boar Swine Fever Outbreak
Soaring wild boar populations have become a major problem for the European Union’s largest exporter of pork products.
www.bloomberg.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Spain is giving the SWAT-team treatment to an outbreak of African swine fever, in an effort to stop the disease's spread from wild boar to pig farms (which have been free of it for decades).
Milder winters have helped fuel a booming wild boar population in Spanish forests:
Milder winters have helped fuel a booming wild boar population in Spanish forests:
"When the fake swat team was walking out of the casino with all of Benedicts money, why didn't you say anything?"
Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera."
Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera."
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"When the fake swat team was walking out of the casino with all of Benedicts money, why didn't you say anything?"
Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera."
Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera."
These Musks are like mosquitos, the more you swat the more come.
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
These Musks are like mosquitos, the more you swat the more come.
How come the DS9 one looks like the magazine cover advertising the latest 90s dramedy about carefree young people in New York, and the VOY one looks like the last photo taken of these people before SWAT teams raided the compound and found all their bodies clasping empty soft drink bottles?
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How come the DS9 one looks like the magazine cover advertising the latest 90s dramedy about carefree young people in New York, and the VOY one looks like the last photo taken of these people before SWAT teams raided the compound and found all their bodies clasping empty soft drink bottles?
Me while watching 90s TV shows where all the adult men wear ties to work and talk about like going to the symphony and skiing in Aspen:
[Wearing Homer Simpson PJ pants] I wonder if SWAT Cats is streaming anywhere.
[Wearing Homer Simpson PJ pants] I wonder if SWAT Cats is streaming anywhere.
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Me while watching 90s TV shows where all the adult men wear ties to work and talk about like going to the symphony and skiing in Aspen:
[Wearing Homer Simpson PJ pants] I wonder if SWAT Cats is streaming anywhere.
[Wearing Homer Simpson PJ pants] I wonder if SWAT Cats is streaming anywhere.