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I'm getting infinite shuttlecrafts (can they be runabouts tho?), consoles that don't explode (we'll use the Cordry rocks in the arboretum instead), and a hologram doctor (because a Denobulan doctor wasn't an option - #TeamPhlox).
This is a A graphic styled like a Star Trek LCARS display lists ten humorous upgrade options for building a fictional Federation starship, with a budget of seven credits. The options include: Cloaking device (3 credits) Holodecks that don’t try to kill you (3 credits) Consoles that don’t explode when hit (3 credits) Infinite shuttlecrafts — “the Voyager special” (2 credits) Saucer separation (1 credit) Comfortable bridge chairs (1 credit) A counselor who senses “pain” (1 credit) Warp 10 (2 credits), with a warning that it turns you into a lizard Self-destruct sequence that actually works (2 credits) Hologram doctor (2 credits) The header reads: “You have 7 Federation credits to build your flagship.” The overall tone is playful, poking fun at common Star Trek tropes and flaws.
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM