#TheBridesOfDracula
This week’s Hammer Horror Monday double feature is #TheBridesOfDracula and #TheTwoFacesOfDrJekyll! #HorrorSky
January 27, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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That bit probably has better CGI than the next movie on House of Svengoolie.
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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My college thesis was on the extinction of vampires in America due to all the telephone poles. I think it went very well.
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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"Bring some brandy and hot water. And something for the girl."
December 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Kerwyn would make a great Tiny Tim in "A Svengoolie Carol"
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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All these English dudes look alike, but have we seen the guy who hopped on the coach in the beginning of the movie again?
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Bloodlust or too much toking?

Munchies either way.

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December 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Woman: I'll leave you two alone for 10 minutes.

Baron: What are we going to do with the extra 8 minutes?
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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If I were van Helsing, all the buttons on my coat would be little silver crosses.
December 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Peter Cushing is dressed better to lurk in cemeteries and battle the undead than I was in my last job interview.
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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This priest really flunked the church's course on comforting relatives of the deceased.
December 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM

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December 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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We have a French exchange student. When does John Cusack show up?
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December 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Baroness: I'll invite a young girl to my zoo, but make sure not to tell her that she can't pet the Moopsy.
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December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"Someone threw out a perfectly good French girl."

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December 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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So what WAS the Baronesses plan in tricking her into coming to the castle?
December 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"No! I'm going to marry up and get aggressively drunk with guests!"

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December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM