#CowboysNation: The #NFL's Annual #TouchFootballTilt, err, #ProBowlGames is NEARLY UPON US. In 2025, 23 starters elected to DO ANYTHING ELSE. NOT A PLUS.
#TheTorturedCowboysFan - "2019-2020 Regular Season: #Undesirabowl Fails To Fill Postseason Hole" - www.emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
#TheTorturedCowboysFan - "2019-2020 Regular Season: #Undesirabowl Fails To Fill Postseason Hole" - www.emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
January 30, 2026 at 5:42 PM
#CowboysNation: The #NFL's Annual #TouchFootballTilt, err, #ProBowlGames is NEARLY UPON US. In 2025, 23 starters elected to DO ANYTHING ELSE. NOT A PLUS.
#TheTorturedCowboysFan - "2019-2020 Regular Season: #Undesirabowl Fails To Fill Postseason Hole" - www.emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
#TheTorturedCowboysFan - "2019-2020 Regular Season: #Undesirabowl Fails To Fill Postseason Hole" - www.emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
As #TheTorturedCowboysFan has said, even if a coach is BLESSED with the BEST players (no matter the MYTHICAL CAP COST), he must STILL ensure those players align with AND intuitively grow beyond his scheme, or their competitive pledge and #SituationalAwareness edge are OFTEN LOST.
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
As #TheTorturedCowboysFan has said, even if a coach is BLESSED with the BEST players (no matter the MYTHICAL CAP COST), he must STILL ensure those players align with AND intuitively grow beyond his scheme, or their competitive pledge and #SituationalAwareness edge are OFTEN LOST.
#CowboysNation: #HappyNewYear2026 from #TheTorturedCowboysFan! "Did you hear the one about the [#DallasCowboys' #NewYearsResolution]?" GM Jerry promises the MISSING SOLUTION for that which #AmericasTeam continues to demonstrate ZERO CONSTITUTION (to solve his 30-YEAR DELUSION).
January 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
#CowboysNation: #HappyNewYear2026 from #TheTorturedCowboysFan! "Did you hear the one about the [#DallasCowboys' #NewYearsResolution]?" GM Jerry promises the MISSING SOLUTION for that which #AmericasTeam continues to demonstrate ZERO CONSTITUTION (to solve his 30-YEAR DELUSION).
"SHEESH! You've been RELENTLESS . . . even for YOU!" you exhaustedly insist. Well, there have been increasing delays what #TheTorturedCowboysFan wishes to more efficiently convey. This particularly long Cowboys yarn - with your understanding - is the resultant twist.
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
"SHEESH! You've been RELENTLESS . . . even for YOU!" you exhaustedly insist. Well, there have been increasing delays what #TheTorturedCowboysFan wishes to more efficiently convey. This particularly long Cowboys yarn - with your understanding - is the resultant twist.
"You are REALLY full of yourself!" you mock (like #Kreature, the angry house elf). No, #TheTorturedCowboysFan simply REFUSES to buy into the concept that Dak SHOULD avoid REASONABLY DOING EVERYTHING within his KNOWN skill set to keep HIS team off the REGULAR-SEASON-ONLY shelf.
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
"You are REALLY full of yourself!" you mock (like #Kreature, the angry house elf). No, #TheTorturedCowboysFan simply REFUSES to buy into the concept that Dak SHOULD avoid REASONABLY DOING EVERYTHING within his KNOWN skill set to keep HIS team off the REGULAR-SEASON-ONLY shelf.
The KEY diff in QUALITY OF PLAY came Dallas' #DUHfense performing like a DEFENSE, whose merciful awakening the limited Raiders offense COULD NOT SWAY. #TheTorturedCowboysFan is all about FUNCTIONING #FromTheInsideOut. #QuinnenWilliams and #KennyClark provided a MIX TO HELP FIX.
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The KEY diff in QUALITY OF PLAY came Dallas' #DUHfense performing like a DEFENSE, whose merciful awakening the limited Raiders offense COULD NOT SWAY. #TheTorturedCowboysFan is all about FUNCTIONING #FromTheInsideOut. #QuinnenWilliams and #KennyClark provided a MIX TO HELP FIX.
"BONUS" Comment Finale WAVING THE WHITE FLAG: "While GM Jerry HEARS #CowboysNation, he has rarely done more than keep his INVESTMENT INTERESTS on GLORY HOLE vacation. REMEMBER: Fresh FAN ELATION still requires GAME DAY EXECUTION." - #TheTorturedCowboysFan. #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"BONUS" Comment Finale WAVING THE WHITE FLAG: "While GM Jerry HEARS #CowboysNation, he has rarely done more than keep his INVESTMENT INTERESTS on GLORY HOLE vacation. REMEMBER: Fresh FAN ELATION still requires GAME DAY EXECUTION." - #TheTorturedCowboysFan. #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo.
“I want to SEE IT WORK [again And Again AND AGAIN through AT LEAST a 17-game #NFL regular season]. I want to see a [NEAR] negative [# of #InTheMoment STALLS] before I provide you with a positive [RECOGNITION UP AND DOWN THE HALLS].” - #DrEldenTyrell, err, #TheTorturedCowboysFan.
October 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
“I want to SEE IT WORK [again And Again AND AGAIN through AT LEAST a 17-game #NFL regular season]. I want to see a [NEAR] negative [# of #InTheMoment STALLS] before I provide you with a positive [RECOGNITION UP AND DOWN THE HALLS].” - #DrEldenTyrell, err, #TheTorturedCowboysFan.
"A grand opportunity?!" some may ask (believing #TheTorturedCowboysFan has finally gone LOONEY). Yes, INDEED. Dak 'N Schotty (through MORE SPARE PARTS MIXING AND MATCHING) might be aiming for even more productivity, no matter how much the #DallasCowboys roster CONTINUES TO BLEED.
October 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"A grand opportunity?!" some may ask (believing #TheTorturedCowboysFan has finally gone LOONEY). Yes, INDEED. Dak 'N Schotty (through MORE SPARE PARTS MIXING AND MATCHING) might be aiming for even more productivity, no matter how much the #DallasCowboys roster CONTINUES TO BLEED.
#TheTorturedCowboysFan, naturally, wishes to spin cycles WONDERING WHY (from 2022 to 2024) the consultative to offensive-coordinating Schotty could not help (inconceivably-stubborn?) #MikeMcCarthy be LESS #InTheMoment SPOTTY and creatively, even aggressively deliver so much more.
October 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
#TheTorturedCowboysFan, naturally, wishes to spin cycles WONDERING WHY (from 2022 to 2024) the consultative to offensive-coordinating Schotty could not help (inconceivably-stubborn?) #MikeMcCarthy be LESS #InTheMoment SPOTTY and creatively, even aggressively deliver so much more.
“BONUS” Comment: “MY GAWD! What is with you and your #NeverEndingStory?!” you respond so laughably-yet-understandably. THIS thread #TheTorturedCowboysFan could not conclude without also recognizing #JavonteWilliams, that TREMENDOUSLY-TIMED FA-acquisition and running game DUDE.
October 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
“BONUS” Comment: “MY GAWD! What is with you and your #NeverEndingStory?!” you respond so laughably-yet-understandably. THIS thread #TheTorturedCowboysFan could not conclude without also recognizing #JavonteWilliams, that TREMENDOUSLY-TIMED FA-acquisition and running game DUDE.
#TheTorturedCowboysFan has not been an #AweShucksGetEmNextTime kinda' fan since THE GREAT REDESIGN began in 1989. For everything the #DallasCowboys DID do right in WEEK ONE at Philly, Neither #TonyStark nor ANY AMOUNT OF SUPERHEROES could have overcome MENTAL MISTAKES SO SILLY.
September 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
#TheTorturedCowboysFan has not been an #AweShucksGetEmNextTime kinda' fan since THE GREAT REDESIGN began in 1989. For everything the #DallasCowboys DID do right in WEEK ONE at Philly, Neither #TonyStark nor ANY AMOUNT OF SUPERHEROES could have overcome MENTAL MISTAKES SO SILLY.
"BONUS" Comment: Yes, #TheTorturedCowboysFan, when in #DFW soooo LONG AGO, used to routinely watch Hansen's reporting on Channel 8 (when not reading equally-diligent #DallasTimesHerald, #DallasMorningNews pieces by "THEN-SANE" #SkipBayless, #FrankLuksa, & THE #RedPill #JeanJacquesTaylor).
August 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"BONUS" Comment: Yes, #TheTorturedCowboysFan, when in #DFW soooo LONG AGO, used to routinely watch Hansen's reporting on Channel 8 (when not reading equally-diligent #DallasTimesHerald, #DallasMorningNews pieces by "THEN-SANE" #SkipBayless, #FrankLuksa, & THE #RedPill #JeanJacquesTaylor).
#CowboysNation: Much has been made of #DaleHansen’s appearance DURING and comments ABOUT #Netflix’s #TheGamblerAndHisCowboys (which #TheTorturedCowboysFan still has, um, failed to view no matter how much it would cause THIS #Nebbercracker, err, DISCERNING FAN to jump and shout).
August 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
#CowboysNation: Much has been made of #DaleHansen’s appearance DURING and comments ABOUT #Netflix’s #TheGamblerAndHisCowboys (which #TheTorturedCowboysFan still has, um, failed to view no matter how much it would cause THIS #Nebbercracker, err, DISCERNING FAN to jump and shout).
Now, using that INFAMOUS IMAGINATION of #TheTorturedCowboysFan, picture everyone sitting down for ANOTHER #SanctimoniousSigningCeremony. Sheriff Buford T. Justice and his son, Junior, err, GM Jerry and Stephen praise Micah for BENDING THE KNEE and MAKING A FORGIVENESS PLEA [?!].
August 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Now, using that INFAMOUS IMAGINATION of #TheTorturedCowboysFan, picture everyone sitting down for ANOTHER #SanctimoniousSigningCeremony. Sheriff Buford T. Justice and his son, Junior, err, GM Jerry and Stephen praise Micah for BENDING THE KNEE and MAKING A FORGIVENESS PLEA [?!].
#CowboysNation: While #MicahParsons was CLEAR "I no longer wish to be here," there is NO MYSTERY to #TheTorturedCowboysFan that "here" has ZERO to do w/ the #DallasCowboys TEAM (no matter his love for #TheMightyQuinn) and ALL to do w/ GM Jerry's SELF-ABSORBED, DESTRUCTIVE THEME.
August 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
#CowboysNation: While #MicahParsons was CLEAR "I no longer wish to be here," there is NO MYSTERY to #TheTorturedCowboysFan that "here" has ZERO to do w/ the #DallasCowboys TEAM (no matter his love for #TheMightyQuinn) and ALL to do w/ GM Jerry's SELF-ABSORBED, DESTRUCTIVE THEME.
Welcome #TrueBelievers! #TheTorturedCowboysFan has returned to embark on ANOTHER exploration of the same ol', SAME OL' w/ GM Jerry on ANOTHER attention-seeking, hostage crisis roll! You may know me as an antagonistic storyteller, but hey, on THIS journey, I'm just another feller.
August 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Welcome #TrueBelievers! #TheTorturedCowboysFan has returned to embark on ANOTHER exploration of the same ol', SAME OL' w/ GM Jerry on ANOTHER attention-seeking, hostage crisis roll! You may know me as an antagonistic storyteller, but hey, on THIS journey, I'm just another feller.
"BONUS" Comment 23: "What IF #GeorgePickens CHOOSES to BUY INTO the idea that he and #CeeDeeLamb can deliver #MichaelIrvinAndAlvinHarper level glam?" asks #TheTorturedCowboysFan (half in DISBELIEF that Pickens would EVER indulge such a plan). Then, the arrow points back at Dak.
May 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"BONUS" Comment 23: "What IF #GeorgePickens CHOOSES to BUY INTO the idea that he and #CeeDeeLamb can deliver #MichaelIrvinAndAlvinHarper level glam?" asks #TheTorturedCowboysFan (half in DISBELIEF that Pickens would EVER indulge such a plan). Then, the arrow points back at Dak.
"BONUS" Comment 8: Coming full circle to RD1 of the #NFLDraft2025, YES, #TheTorturedCowboysFan will ALWAYS REMIND #CowboysNation of the CRITICAL IMPORTANCE of giving a MOBILITY-LIMITED QB and UNKNOWN (?) RB the best, MOST CONSISTENT FRONT FIVE to succeed if just to stay alive.
April 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"BONUS" Comment 8: Coming full circle to RD1 of the #NFLDraft2025, YES, #TheTorturedCowboysFan will ALWAYS REMIND #CowboysNation of the CRITICAL IMPORTANCE of giving a MOBILITY-LIMITED QB and UNKNOWN (?) RB the best, MOST CONSISTENT FRONT FIVE to succeed if just to stay alive.
"BONUS" Comment 4: While #TyronSmith and #TonyManadarich were drafted in DIFFERENT ERAS, it always entertained #TheTorturedCowboysFan that many (but far from all) viewed #TheDoctor as a talented (rather than ARTIFICIAL) incoming terra'. It was FACTUAL that Tyron was #TheNatural.
April 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"BONUS" Comment 4: While #TyronSmith and #TonyManadarich were drafted in DIFFERENT ERAS, it always entertained #TheTorturedCowboysFan that many (but far from all) viewed #TheDoctor as a talented (rather than ARTIFICIAL) incoming terra'. It was FACTUAL that Tyron was #TheNatural.
"BONUS" Comment: YEAH, #TheTorturedCowboysFan IS going to be #THATguy to REMIND how teams ALMOST ALWAYS have to work #FromTheInsideOut to construct and refine an offense that can REALLY FLY. Absent a solid o-line, many a QB (from limited to Houdini) are left on the vine to die.
April 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"BONUS" Comment: YEAH, #TheTorturedCowboysFan IS going to be #THATguy to REMIND how teams ALMOST ALWAYS have to work #FromTheInsideOut to construct and refine an offense that can REALLY FLY. Absent a solid o-line, many a QB (from limited to Houdini) are left on the vine to die.
"BONUS" Comment 23: #TheTorturedCowboysFan KNOWS GM Jerry aims to bring back #KellenMoore (& parade him around as a coach developed in "HIS system") but absent CONSISTENTLY GOOD #InTheMoment play-calling, it will result in the #DallasCowboys once again playing the victim.
January 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"BONUS" Comment 23: #TheTorturedCowboysFan KNOWS GM Jerry aims to bring back #KellenMoore (& parade him around as a coach developed in "HIS system") but absent CONSISTENTLY GOOD #InTheMoment play-calling, it will result in the #DallasCowboys once again playing the victim.
"BONUS" Comment: "Who? WHO is HE who would next MADDENINGLY indulge the #BrandFirst #BendTheKee fire of being GM Jerry's TENTH head-coaching hire?!" you ask, taking #TheTorturedCowboysFan to task. 🤔
January 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
"BONUS" Comment: "Who? WHO is HE who would next MADDENINGLY indulge the #BrandFirst #BendTheKee fire of being GM Jerry's TENTH head-coaching hire?!" you ask, taking #TheTorturedCowboysFan to task. 🤔
#CowboysNation: As #TheTorturedCowboysFan previously stated, #MikeMcCarthy's MENTAL HEALTH was not well-served by remaining in GM Jerry's employ (coaching skill ASIDE). McCarthy, understandably & forgivably, NEEDS a different, #FootballFirst environment.
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January 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
#CowboysNation: As #TheTorturedCowboysFan previously stated, #MikeMcCarthy's MENTAL HEALTH was not well-served by remaining in GM Jerry's employ (coaching skill ASIDE). McCarthy, understandably & forgivably, NEEDS a different, #FootballFirst environment.
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"BONUS" Comment 4: And, #BenJohnson? As #TheTorturedCowboysFan previously stated, there is NOTHING ARROGANT about him demanding $15M per season and EQUAL-TO-GM SAY from interested suitors, particularly the #DallasCowboys, when it is GM JERRY whose "skill" is LAUGHABLY INFLATED.
January 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"BONUS" Comment 4: And, #BenJohnson? As #TheTorturedCowboysFan previously stated, there is NOTHING ARROGANT about him demanding $15M per season and EQUAL-TO-GM SAY from interested suitors, particularly the #DallasCowboys, when it is GM JERRY whose "skill" is LAUGHABLY INFLATED.