#Theft
So why the fuck were they not arrested and charged with grand theft !!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM Everybody can reply
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'Grand Theft Auto 3' released 24 years ago today
October 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM Everybody can reply
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What makes something a heist as opposed to a theft? Is it simply how cool it is?
October 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM Everybody can reply
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Why wasn’t he arrested for theft?
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM Everybody can reply
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Very wise.
October 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM Everybody can reply
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Wearing my Jewel Thief costume to the jewel theft investigation
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM Everybody can reply
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it's literally just this. let them eat memes. this and violence and smash and grab theft
It’s going to be an interesting test case to see if an entire administration can govern for four years based entirely on vibes and (literal) shitposting. Honestly nothing else. Nothing to improve the economy, quality of life or national safety. Entirely focused on dicking around on twitter.
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM Everybody can reply
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Generative AI is industrialized theft.
October 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM Everybody can reply
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grand theft auto but its set in like 1866
October 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM Everybody can reply
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Holding your taser like you're an NPC from Grand Theft Autocracy.
October 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM Everybody can reply
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Theft Design
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM Everybody can reply
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Straight up theft of American tax dollars. He's not even hiding it.
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM Everybody can reply
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honestly so jealous of any reporter who gets to work on the Louvre theft story.

But also only 75% of rooms in Louvre have cameras????
October 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM Everybody can reply
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yeah I found a "creative solution" to getting a car with no money, but the police are calling it "grand theft auto"
Leavitt: "The president tapped into tariff revenue to keep WIC money going out the door. He found a creative solution to keep the troops paid. And rather than congratulate him for doing that, this unprecedented action to get our troops paid, Dems want to sue him for it. They're saying it's illegal."
October 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM Everybody can reply
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I should probably mention if TV or radio producers need a knowledgeable art reporter specializing in art crime to talk about the theft at the Louvre, I am available
October 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM Everybody can reply
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And it’s based on a fraudulent conspiracy theory! Just outright theft in plain view.
Democrats should be drawing up legislation right now, this very minute, to bar Trump from helping himself to $230 million in taxpayer funds from DOJ. Challenge Republicans to hold a vote on it. Push this so hard in the media that every GOP Senate and House candidate is pressed to comment on it.
October 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM Everybody can reply
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It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
October 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM Everybody can reply
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bestie theft in my own replies... 😭
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM Everybody can reply
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A quick rant about museum art theft: in a opinion lifted wholesale from The Rotten Library (RIP), I call art theft the peak of stupid selfishness cuz it's about ownership of an object you will not be able to share with anyone, ever.

These will be stuck in a room somewhere, forever, for one person.
Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM Everybody can reply
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It’s not theft, it’s curation without consent.
October 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM Everybody can reply
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In terms of the the Louvre theft, has anyone checked the British Museum for sudden new additions?
October 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM Everybody can reply
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Cartoon-ass crimes deserve carton-ass reponses

Although I hold firm in my conviction that fine art theft (this qualifies) is easily the most pointlessly selfish variety of theft going
October 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM Everybody can reply
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