#ToryPartyConference
No they fucking won't #ToryPartyConference
October 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"... the venerable philosopher Ly Tin
Wheedle says, you have to do something or be considered, in the great scheme of things, a tit."
Terry Pratchett; Snuff
#Discworld #Badenoch #ToryPartyConference
#UnachievablePromises #Tits 😂
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I loved hearing Kemi Badenoch talk about how good the Tories are with the economy. Just don't look into their track record for fuck's sake.

#ToryPartyConference #Con @conservatives.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
'I stand for...' being a bit too pleased with myself #Badenoch #ToryPartyConference
October 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
#Badenochs #ToryPartyConference speech in a nutshell:

"Everything the Tory Government implemented in 14 years in government was absolutely fucking disastrous.

Vote Tory."
October 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Badenoch's just claimed credit for the 1870 Education Act.
#Badenoch #ToryPartyConference
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Kemi seems to think that generations happen in 40 year blocks #kemibadenoch #torypartyconference
October 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
October 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
“The rich man in his castle,
The poor man at his gate,
God made them, high or lowly,
And ordered their estate”

Know your place, peasants. No social mobility for you!

#ToryPartyConference
Breaking: Tories would slash university places by 100k.

Student numbers cap plan billed as saving £3 billion to invest in apprenticeship funding.

Tomorrow, Badenoch will unveil plans to limit student numbers across all subjects.

www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-p...
Tories would slash university places by 100,000 - Research Professional News
Student numbers cap plan billed as saving £3 billion to invest in “doubled” apprenticeship funding
www.researchprofessionalnews.com
October 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
#RobertJenrick #fisting a wig was not on my bingo card for 2025 #torypartyconference
October 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What a bizarrely warped view of the world Robert Jenrick has.

Once a Tory, always a Tory I suppose. Or possibly not these days! 😂

#itvnews #robertjenrick #bbcnews #ToryPartyConference #Handsworth
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October 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Jenrick entertains the #ToryPartyConference with his well-known Shari Lewis impersonation
October 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is how Honest Bob's tilt towards Combat 18/National Front has done for his favourability cf. BadEnoch, Boriswave and Not-too-Cleverly...

Keep going, honest @robertjenrickmp.bsky.social
It's really working for you!

#ToryConference #ToryPartyConference
October 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Robert Jenrick complains of ‘not seeing another white face’ in the audience at Tory Party Conference.

#breakingnews #torypartyconference #robertjenrick #conservativepartyconference #theguardian
October 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Chris Phil at the #ToryPartyConference, trying to sound like MAGA, but coming across like Gordon Brittas as a confused 12 year old reading a fascist playbook to the school assembly.
October 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Let's start to refer to him as "Bungalow Bob".

'coz there's nothing upstairs.

#Jenerick
#ToryPartyConference

Oh hang on, Chris Philp is now on...

Jesus. he really is extraordinarily, spectacularly shit.
October 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
You offend me Kemi. You're an affront to Britain.

#r4today #torypartyconference
October 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
October 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Send me your #torypartyconference #conservativeconference schadenfreude! Empty halls, dreadful merch, sleepy colonels in the front row. I'm here for it all

@sturdyalex.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Tories putting the Grate back in Britian !

#GoKemi #torypartyconference
October 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The biggest shock here - the first 3 words!

#EstherMcVey
#ToryPartyConference
Esther McVey thinks the weakness of Reform is they have gone too left on welfare & the economy for the aspirations of the blue collar working-classes
October 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
OK, Mel Stride, what exactly are 'Conservative values' apart from:-

* cronyism

* theft of public money

* xenophobia

* racism

* personal gain from public office

* denigration of the sick and poor

?

Asking for 68m people.

#ToryPartyConference
October 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
At least she's not singing.

#ToryPartyConference
In place of a speech by Victoria Atkins, the shadow Defra secretary, she is holding a “rally for the countryside” in the main exhibition hall. Her Union Jack jacket is back from the dry cleaners again.
October 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM