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LC Hopalong

@lchopalong.bsky.social

And this is where I find out I’ve got a waifu bot follower that’s instantly liking what I post?

What fresh hell

January 2, 2026 at 8:12 AM

NoTimeForWaifus

@notimeforwaifus.bsky.social

Her pleasure alone is enough to seduce the eye 🥵 #nsfw #boobs #waifu #sexywaifu #Aiart #aigirlfriend #aibeauty #YorForger #SpyxFamily #SPY_FAMILY #NoTimeForWaifus

January 2, 2026 at 7:51 AM

NoTimeForWaifus

@notimeforwaifus.bsky.social

Seeing Yor like this is a dangerously beautiful sight 🫦🔥 #nsfw #boobs #waifu #sexywaifu #Aiart #aigirlfriend #aibeauty #YorForger #SpyxFamily #SPY_FAMILY #NoTimeForWaifus

January 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM

NoTimeForWaifus

@notimeforwaifus.bsky.social

Even a temptation like Yor knows how to savor itself… 🍑💦 #nsfw #boobs #waifu #sexywaifu #Aiart #aigirlfriend #aibeauty #YorForger #SpyxFamily #SPY_FAMILY #NoTimeForWaifus

January 2, 2026 at 7:47 AM

doc

@docseuss.bsky.social

So the depression, a disease that's caused in part by my body's poor neurotransmitter production, is going to keep ripping at my brain, and that's obviously not pleasant.

But like

yeah

I think people might see Waifu Death Squad for real in 2026.

January 2, 2026 at 7:37 AM

AngryDutchman

@angrydutchman.peedee.es

Dunno, are you a waifu? :P

January 2, 2026 at 7:32 AM

jael holzman

@jael.bsky.social

a now blocked example

January 2, 2026 at 7:31 AM

NoTimeForWaifus

@notimeforwaifus.bsky.social

Yor Forger, every inch of her a goddess 🥵: irresistibly tempting 🫦🔥 #nsfw #boobs #waifu #sexywaifu #Aiart #aigirlfriend #aibeauty #YorForger #SpyxFamily #SPY_FAMILY #NoTimeForWaifus

January 2, 2026 at 7:21 AM

NoTimeForWaifus

@notimeforwaifus.bsky.social

The curves of temptation whisper their truth in a single name: Yor Forger 😍. An intoxicating beauty that awakens hunger and refuses to be ignored 🫦🔥 #nsfw #boobs #waifu #sexywaifu #Aiart #aigirlfriend #aibeauty #YorForger #SpyxFamily #SPY_FAMILY #NoTimeForWaifus

January 2, 2026 at 7:14 AM

☁️Now🤖Breezing💨

@nowbreezing.ntw.app

Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min):
💨x27 - スパム
💨x26 - 1﹐658
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x15 - 初夢
💨x13 - bestes
💨x12 - 初詣
💨x12 - julie
💨x11 - コロンビーナ
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x10 - 降っ
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

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Word Cloud; its top words (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): スパム, 1﹐658, ukraine*, 初夢, bestes, 初詣, julie, コロンビーナ, gaza*, 降っ, crans-montana, 02, 駅伝, 新年, epstein*, democracy*, 115, 箱根, 神社, 博士, ポイピク, lawful, 正月, 新春, 往路, 寝正月, 元日, ㅜㅜ, よろ, あけ, resolutions, aspirin, 확실히, 読み返し, 親戚, 福袋, 復刻, ンズ, ファ, わあ, まんま, starlink, sneeuw, relieved, neutral, montana, mamdani's, incendie, grok, gladheid, csam, 2026-01-02, 순례길, 먼저, 雑煮, 降り, 逮捕, 昨年, 明け, 年始, 年初, 厳選, 初雪, 全裸, 予告, ニコ, シルエット, コート, イルーガ, イネ, こもっ, お正月, お年玉, あう, zohran, vœux, unhappy, swearing, spins, populations, lyman, lending, latina, january, januar, jan, hayatını, frosty, farts, erster, enero, edging, decks, byd, bord, 2026/01/02, 채로, 잡고, 연락, 안에, 아니지만, 시간, 새해, 본인, 보고싶다, 못하는, 된다고, 내서, 공식, 같고, 飲酒, 願い, 靴下, 運気, 踊っ, 走る, 謹賀, 衣装, 繋い, 積もっ, 秋山, 着物, 申し上げ, 珍しく, 珈琲, 片手, 爆速, 演技, 服装, 早々, 旅人, 控えめ, 手作り, 意義, 情緒, 恋人, 店長, 帰れる, 小吉, 寒く, 実家, 妖精, 売り, 喜び, 半日, 加速, 初め, 出番, 共通, 伸ばし, 人権, 乗り越え, 不穏, 不気味, 不可能, 三が日, ルカ, ミュート, マスク, マイクラ, プラン, ブロック, ファッション, ヌッ, ナイス, ドーナツ, ダウンロード, タオル, ジャケット, クリック, カイロ, イラスト#aiイラスト, ゆり, ぽく, どうし, とうとう, ちんちん, ざっくり, さむい, くろ, くじ, お参り, おもちゃ, おめでとう, říká, österreich, yoy, y2k, wounds, workouts, však, vrijdag, viewed, vanished, unrealistic, uncovered, tomáš, threshold, thinner, thinker

Hashtag Cloud; its hashtagged words/phrases (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): ぶるーすかいおみくじ, ぶる, happynewyear, fcf, fashion, drawing, wheniaminahurry, winter, us, snow, strangerthings, casual, 936, 2026, アニメ, özeloran, women's, windowtreatments, waifu, tops, security, newyear, haircare, featured, elegant, design, clothing, bedroom, 펨돔, 친목, 멜섭, yogapants, wordpress, women'sfashion, vondelkerk, vneck, sweatshirts, sweaters, sunshade, spring, sneeuw, silver, shortsleeve, shoes, scape, radioapple, pullover, prints, photographersofbluesky, ocs, mirror, mensclothing, mens, men's, maç, landscapephotography, kupon, interiordesign, garveehome, fire, felizviernes, farmhouse, falltops, dubai, dining, custom, chubby, car, brown, breathable, boho, blackmirror, bedroomfurniture, artnude, animals, activewear, 20inch, 협박플, 펠라, 중딩게이, 중딩, 인생상납, 용인, 신상상납, 스팽, 섹스, 성남, 분당, 멜돔, 만남, 광주, 裏垢男子と繋がりたい, 絵柄が好みって人にフォローされたい, 絵柄, 神奈川, 百合, 正月, 日記, 新年, 擬人化, 擬人, 名古屋, 写真, 今日, リラックス, ランニング, ブログ, ニュース, ゲーム実況, オタクタイプ診断, ウマ, アークナイツ, ぬい, ちるちる, śląsk, zitat, xrp, worldle, workwear, womenwigs, windowdecor, werewolf, warm, věda, vtuberclips, vinohradska12, vicllax, vibes, velvet, vanitymirror, valveplug, v-neck, uspolitics, underwear, undertale, turkey, tunic, tshirts, throne, tallboots, t-shirt, synthart, sweatpants, sweater, sunset, sunscreen, summer, stretch, streamer, stainless_steel, stablediffusion, splatoon3, spermlover, sonic, soft, socialmedia, skincare, shirts, shirt, shadecloth, sextoy, safety, rustic, running, ruffle, relaxedfit, relatable, reinforcedgrommets, regularfit, redbullracing, quote, quickdry, puerto_rico, producer, privacy, print, prettygarden, portadas, polo, pockets, photooftheday, photonuary, photographersunited, peripátrica, penis, pants, outdoorfurniture, oregon, omega, ofertas, ocean, nye, nostalgia, nonslip, niteflirt, newmusic, newarrival, neige, myart, motorrad

Emoji Cloud; its emojis (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): 🌨️, 🎍, 🦾, ➖, ⛩, ♨, 🦆, 🥤, 🤕, 🤒, 🔷, 💪🏽, 👁, 🐬, 🐔, 🐎, 🐋, 🍬, 🇦🇹, ❄, ✏, ✍🏻, ☃, 🫲, 🪿, 🪩, 🪁, 🩺, 🧁, 🦷, 🦊, 🦇, 🦄, 🦀, 🥶, 🥧, 🤞🏼, 🤌, 🛠️, 🚬, 🚫, 🚪, 🚗, 🚔, 🙏🏾, 😰, 😪, 😚, 😗, 😓, 😒, 😑, 🖋️, 🕺, 🕳️, 🕉, 🔽, 🔶, 🔮, 🔞, 🔎, 📤, 💽, 💣, 💅, 💃🏻, 💃, 👽, 👓, 👏🏾, 👏🏼, 👇🏽, 👁️, 🐹, 🐴, 🐮, 🐖, 🐑, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, 🏯, 🏒, 🏈, 🎣, 🎠, 🎊, 🍩, 🍠, 🍛, 🍇, 🌶️, 🌅, 🇸🇪, 🇫🇮, 🇨🇭, 🆙, ㊗, ❕, ✴, ⚾, ⚰️, ⚪, ⚔, ♾️, ♠️, ♟️, ♂, ☹, ™

Emoji Legend
💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day)
🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.)

[PREVIOUSLY USED]
⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating"
⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above)
⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane]
💬# | 10min Post Count
🆎# | 10min Word Count
🙂# | 10min Emoji Count

January 2, 2026 at 7:10 AM

NoTimeForWaifus

@notimeforwaifus.bsky.social

Yor never leaves me indifferent 🥵; I crave her endlessly, lingering on her curves and the quiet heat of her beauty, letting desire bloom as I watch 🤤 #nsfw #boobs #waifu #sexywaifu #Aiart #aigirlfriend #aibeauty #YorForger #SpyxFamily #SPY_FAMILY #NoTimeForWaifus