The only proper reaction to a Wankpanzer.
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The only proper reaction to a Wankpanzer.
There was a wankpanzer driving around my area day before yesterday. Hilarity ensued.
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
There was a wankpanzer driving around my area day before yesterday. Hilarity ensued.
Vanity plate ✅
Wankpanzer ✅
FOUR litre engine ✅
Blacked out windows ✅
Double-yellows ✅
On the footway ✅
Yup, it all checks out. I bet a document check would reveal others.
Wankpanzer ✅
FOUR litre engine ✅
Blacked out windows ✅
Double-yellows ✅
On the footway ✅
Yup, it all checks out. I bet a document check would reveal others.
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Vanity plate ✅
Wankpanzer ✅
FOUR litre engine ✅
Blacked out windows ✅
Double-yellows ✅
On the footway ✅
Yup, it all checks out. I bet a document check would reveal others.
Wankpanzer ✅
FOUR litre engine ✅
Blacked out windows ✅
Double-yellows ✅
On the footway ✅
Yup, it all checks out. I bet a document check would reveal others.
Hold up, this has potential. Imagine all those Tesla crypto fanbois asking it how:
💀 To unstick the accelerator pedal
💀 To escape a hermetically sealed inferno
🤡 To reattach the glued on trim for their wankpanzer
Should be entertaining 😁
💀 To unstick the accelerator pedal
💀 To escape a hermetically sealed inferno
🤡 To reattach the glued on trim for their wankpanzer
Should be entertaining 😁
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hold up, this has potential. Imagine all those Tesla crypto fanbois asking it how:
💀 To unstick the accelerator pedal
💀 To escape a hermetically sealed inferno
🤡 To reattach the glued on trim for their wankpanzer
Should be entertaining 😁
💀 To unstick the accelerator pedal
💀 To escape a hermetically sealed inferno
🤡 To reattach the glued on trim for their wankpanzer
Should be entertaining 😁
Get the average Yank Tank owner to give up their #wankpanzer?
a man in a suit is sitting at a desk with his hands up .
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December 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Get the average Yank Tank owner to give up their #wankpanzer?
Who would want a used Wankpanzer?
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Who would want a used Wankpanzer?
It’s illuminating how Ford responded to the (justifiable) growing concern among the motoring public by hinging its latest ad blitz on humanising its customers.
Disquiet about the image it cultivated for its Emotional Support Vehicle must have filtered into Detroit management. #wankpanzer
Disquiet about the image it cultivated for its Emotional Support Vehicle must have filtered into Detroit management. #wankpanzer
a kermit the frog is driving a car and wearing a seat belt .
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December 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
It’s illuminating how Ford responded to the (justifiable) growing concern among the motoring public by hinging its latest ad blitz on humanising its customers.
Disquiet about the image it cultivated for its Emotional Support Vehicle must have filtered into Detroit management. #wankpanzer
Disquiet about the image it cultivated for its Emotional Support Vehicle must have filtered into Detroit management. #wankpanzer
Worse—Tesla sales are cratering in Europe even as EV sales rise, and it isn’t because the WankPanzer is banned there for safety reasons…
two men are standing next to a tesla truck with a broken window
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December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Worse—Tesla sales are cratering in Europe even as EV sales rise, and it isn’t because the WankPanzer is banned there for safety reasons…
There're not enough klaxons in the known universe for this abomination. Double space #wankpanzer, driven by an individual who's clearly a cunt right down to their DNA.
#YPLAC
#YPLAC
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
There're not enough klaxons in the known universe for this abomination. Double space #wankpanzer, driven by an individual who's clearly a cunt right down to their DNA.
#YPLAC
#YPLAC
Waarom laten wij zo'n voertuigen toe op onze wegen? #wankpanzer www.vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/20...
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December 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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@yplac.bsky.social we've hit the mother lode here chaps
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
@yplac.bsky.social we've hit the mother lode here chaps
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
For many years I've owned the domain name gullibleidiot.com and for the past 2 of them it's been a redirect to the Tesla Wankpanzer order page
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December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
For many years I've owned the domain name gullibleidiot.com and for the past 2 of them it's been a redirect to the Tesla Wankpanzer order page
It is the only joy of the season. Although if i can see a Wankpanzer failing to drive in snow, that will also be seasonal cheer.
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM
It is the only joy of the season. Although if i can see a Wankpanzer failing to drive in snow, that will also be seasonal cheer.
Das Wort dafür ist "Wankpanzer".
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Das Wort dafür ist "Wankpanzer".
*Laughs in 75MPG motorcycle*
I remember that just around when COVID started I was gassing up next to someone who was in a Wankpanzer who was loudly complaining that couldn't even afford to fill the tank halfway.
So many tiny violins. Bed, made.
I remember that just around when COVID started I was gassing up next to someone who was in a Wankpanzer who was loudly complaining that couldn't even afford to fill the tank halfway.
So many tiny violins. Bed, made.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
*Laughs in 75MPG motorcycle*
I remember that just around when COVID started I was gassing up next to someone who was in a Wankpanzer who was loudly complaining that couldn't even afford to fill the tank halfway.
So many tiny violins. Bed, made.
I remember that just around when COVID started I was gassing up next to someone who was in a Wankpanzer who was loudly complaining that couldn't even afford to fill the tank halfway.
So many tiny violins. Bed, made.
Other than mandatory fitting of black boxes and limiters I'm not sure what you can do to prevent cases like this. Reducing the speed limit won't stop some reckless nutter in a wankpanzer from doing 90.
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Other than mandatory fitting of black boxes and limiters I'm not sure what you can do to prevent cases like this. Reducing the speed limit won't stop some reckless nutter in a wankpanzer from doing 90.
Barely could get in my street today because some idiot in a #wankpanzer has parked right before the corner, parallel to another car in almost the same spot.
My neighbour has a big van and if they need to get out they’re screwed because my car barely fit (also the turn into the street is on a rise)
My neighbour has a big van and if they need to get out they’re screwed because my car barely fit (also the turn into the street is on a rise)
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Barely could get in my street today because some idiot in a #wankpanzer has parked right before the corner, parallel to another car in almost the same spot.
My neighbour has a big van and if they need to get out they’re screwed because my car barely fit (also the turn into the street is on a rise)
My neighbour has a big van and if they need to get out they’re screwed because my car barely fit (also the turn into the street is on a rise)
Sorry sir, you can't park your Wankpanzer there!
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sorry sir, you can't park your Wankpanzer there!
Lucia from Sussex is why we need to tax these people off the road. My Focus has got about 100L more boot space than her precious Lexus SUV. I could get at least one her many children and her trumpet in there. #chelseatractor #wankpanzer www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Carspreading’ is on the rise - not everyone is happy
In the UK and across Europe, cars are becoming longer, wider and heavier.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Lucia from Sussex is why we need to tax these people off the road. My Focus has got about 100L more boot space than her precious Lexus SUV. I could get at least one her many children and her trumpet in there. #chelseatractor #wankpanzer www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I just bought a new car. It could have been a Tesla, but I would not be caught dead in a swasticar or wankpanzer.
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I just bought a new car. It could have been a Tesla, but I would not be caught dead in a swasticar or wankpanzer.
As a pan dude, I'd much rather hang out with/bang a balding chubby guy with insecurities and acne as long as he hates nazis.
If there's a guy who's gorgeous but listen to JR or voted for Trump or drive a wankpanzer, or hates women, or any flavor of queerphobic, nah. Fuck off. Idc if you're pretty.
If there's a guy who's gorgeous but listen to JR or voted for Trump or drive a wankpanzer, or hates women, or any flavor of queerphobic, nah. Fuck off. Idc if you're pretty.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
As a pan dude, I'd much rather hang out with/bang a balding chubby guy with insecurities and acne as long as he hates nazis.
If there's a guy who's gorgeous but listen to JR or voted for Trump or drive a wankpanzer, or hates women, or any flavor of queerphobic, nah. Fuck off. Idc if you're pretty.
If there's a guy who's gorgeous but listen to JR or voted for Trump or drive a wankpanzer, or hates women, or any flavor of queerphobic, nah. Fuck off. Idc if you're pretty.
It warms my heart to know there's a cop car that you can literally make explode with a water balloon
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It warms my heart to know there's a cop car that you can literally make explode with a water balloon
Drunk driver who avoided a large puddle in his #Wankpanzer Range Rover Sport and killed a motorcyclist is given seven years.
Driver who killed teenager had drunk 11 pints and a shot - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Driver who killed teenager had drunk 11 pints and a shot - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Driver who killed teenager had drunk 11 pints and a shot
Ben Worrall, 17, died when he was struck by a Range Rover driven by Danny Francis from Trewern.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Drunk driver who avoided a large puddle in his #Wankpanzer Range Rover Sport and killed a motorcyclist is given seven years.
Driver who killed teenager had drunk 11 pints and a shot - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Driver who killed teenager had drunk 11 pints and a shot - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...