#WhatsInMyCoffee
☕️ What's in my coffee?
Skumtomtar— strawberry-flavored marshmallow-foam Christmas candy shaped Santas. 🎅🎅
❓️Do I recommend?
☑️ Once. To remind you to not do it again.
❓️Would I do it again?
☑️ No. Better off just eating the candy.
I am a #CoffeeSlob
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January 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Did it.
Put 15 year old raisins in my coffee.
Honestly, I didn't notice.
I forgot I did that until I saw the raisins in my mug...
They did reconstitute though.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Autumn is in my coffee.

"Senescence"
Three green cardamom pods
One whole clove
Crushed in a mortar & pestle
16 oz. 474 ml. water
Pour over at 200⁰F 94⁰C
Just wet the grounds
Bloom for 60 seconds
Pour over remaining water
One TBS maple syrup
One TBS evaporated milk

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October 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Q: What's in my coffee?

[Halloween—all but just about says a coffee slob.]

A: Fun Size MilkyWay.

Although a slight creamy foam and chocolate gathered for the first sup, the creaminess waned. Albiet a bit of caramel and modest nougat presented, it mouthed slightly bitter.
~meh...

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September 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What's in my Colombia Familia Calambas light roast coffee?
+Dark Cherries from Door County
+ Skinny Sticks Unblended Pure Maple Syrup from Marathon, WI
+ Heavy Cream from some cows somewhere..
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September 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You know, if you put a Halloween Pumpkin Peep in your coffee and let the Peep dissolve, you get a creepy face staring at you on that first sip. Just sayin.
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September 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
#whatsinmycoffee sounds like a horror story hashtag…
August 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Ever think about putting a Reeses Pumpkin in your coffee?

A chocolatey residue floated to the top and the peanut butter insides didn't entirely dissolve. There were two oyster cracker size peanuty nougats at the end. Spoon...
The RPB flavored coffee was subtle, yet pleasant.
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August 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
what's in my coffee
this friday?
4 rollos and whatnot.
ask yourself not why
but why not.
#coffeeslob #whatsinmycoffee
July 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Saturday morning is "Dark Side Vicious" #coffee.
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#WhatsInYourCoffee?
What's in my coffee?
Mortar & pestle:
4 grams Star of Anise
1/8 tsp Lavendar
1/8 tsp Valencia Orange Peel
1/2 of an 1/8" coin of Habañero
Filter > Spices > DARK coffee
16 oz mug
8 grams Jaggery
Pour Over
Bloom @ 200⁰ ~1 minute
Pour over @ 200⁰
Splash of heavy cream.
Delicious

"Dark Side Vicious"
February 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
What's in my #coffee on Tuesday? ☕️
No sugar.
No creamer.
No candy.
No thing.
#WhatsInMyCoffee
Nothing.
Jump to black.
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November 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Reese's Take 5
No.
Not in my #coffee ☕️
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November 16, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Starburst
Finally a candy that melted entirely in coffee.
It tasted tart and limey, a bit Starbursty, but yet remained unpleasant.
I rarely eat #Starburst outside of my #coffee.
Not to repeat.
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November 16, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Snickers
Done this before - fun one.
Not fun as a great tasting cup of #coffee.
Fun as when the #Snickers dissolve, the nougaty bits rise to the top.
Floating chocolate, caramel, nuts, and nougat. It's a coffee soup candy marriage for the slurping.
Slurping the nougaty bits...
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November 14, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Skittles
Taste the rainbow...
Oh, the white lies of sweet rainbow fibs...
-blue, -indigo, -violet, and +brown
Skittles lied to me.
There is no brown in the rainbow! 🌈

This brown #coffee has a layer of goo on top and it taste like, like, ~plastic.
#Skittles lied to me...
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November 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Reese's Pieces
Smooth nutty flavor with a hint of the candy.
I thought this would have been better with steamed milk and a frothed foam. But this ain't fancy #coffee. This is coffee slob candy coffee. Get a spoon for the peanut butter.
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November 13, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
miniatures...

No surprises that chocolatey residue floated to the top and the peanut butter cup didn't entirely dissolve. Two oyster cracker size peanuty nougats at the end. Spooning the nougats...

The RPBC flavored #coffee was subtle, yet pleasant.
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November 11, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Mounds

Chocolate didnt melt into the #coffee but floated to the surface, mostly. Sweetness of coconut presents itself. Bottom of the cup, if swirled, the sips include coconut nibbles.
I prefer to just eat #Mounds, but the coconut in coffee was pleasant!
Maybe I'd repeat this?
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November 10, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Milk Duds

Chocolate-ish and caramely!
Unless stirred with a spoon, the caramel coagulated into one big clump.
Spoon to stir, or eat!
#Coffee flavor was indeed like the candy, but I've better choco-caramel flavor from syrups.
Would do again with Duds.
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November 10, 2024 at 6:42 PM
m&m's plain

m&m's don't melt in #coffee!
Despite swirling, just clumps of Chocolate at the bottom of thevmug.
Get a spoon.
No.
Would not do again.
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November 10, 2024 at 6:32 PM
m&m's peanut

They melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
They don't melt in your #coffee either.
Coffee had a nutty undertone with weak chocolate.
Would not do again.
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November 10, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Kit-Kat in #Coffee

directly to NO
trust me not in your coffee
just eat the Kit-Kat

Not even going to quote post or post an image. You just get that #haiku in reply.
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November 5, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Hershey's Milk Chocolate.
Nothing spectacular. I don't know which ingredient it is, but dark clumps float to the top and cling to the sides of the mug. No real improvement or detraction from the #coffee. Meh... I would have been better off just eating this chocolate plain.
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November 5, 2024 at 12:50 AM
#AlmondJoy Chocolate doesn't melt into the #coffee entirely, clumps on the surface. Sweetness of coconut dissipates & is stark, but not bitter. At the bottom of the cup, if swirled, coconut is received. Still not sweet. The almond, bitter skin prevails, & not so nutty.
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November 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM