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Something seriously wrong with our Prime Minister's creativity. Instead of bigotry of his own he copies Shane Jones' homework.
“Get off the couch, stop playing PlayStation and go find a job”.
#nzpol #worstgovernmentever

October 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM Everybody can reply

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John Valentine :tinoflag:

@dunedinmouse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy

I read that our PM is studying Ronald Reagan as a leadership model. Reagan famously won a huge landslide second term in 1984. Guess he can dream, even if he can't lead. #nzpol #worstgovernmentever

October 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, I've always said anyone below the top 3% are bottom feeders anyway.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #FIGJAMPM #WorstGovernmentEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

September 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, what on earth is she talking about? Surely the VIP Koru Lounge is all the community anyone needs?
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #ImwealthyImsorted #WorstGovernmentEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

September 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, I'm really enjoying these weekly John Clarke tribute sessions Mike & I are doing.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #EconomicVandals #WomensPayThieves #ElectionRiggers #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol

September 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, if only more people were like Luke Malpass & understood that my lies are not lies. They're "positive guesses".
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #EconomicVandals #CoalitionOfCorruption #ElectionRiggers #WomensPayThieves #NZpol

September 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, I've been known to tell a few porkies in my time, but you can trust me on this one.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstFinMinEver #WorstGovernmentEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

September 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, thankfully Liam Dann's column on Sunday will point out all the new green shoots springing up from last month's now dead & rotting green shoots & how going backwards is a good thing.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you Samuel is, $70 million is chump change. We've got billions to spend on AI.
#WorstGovernmentEver

September 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, jets are my happy place.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

September 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, what Matthew doesn't understand is my strategically aligned KPIs are based on my core competency of chunking down big rocks in the value chain as they go through the decision gates.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

September 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, apologies for not fronting today but I was hard at work coming up with some new slogans. Stay tuned
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #EconomicVandals #NZpo

September 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd say to you is, yes we're only funding 420 social houses this year, while boarding up old ones & flogging them off, but $3 billion for landlords doesn't just fall out of the sky you know.
#LyinLuxon #WorstGovernmentEver #NZpol

September 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, under my leadership NZ has a two-speed economy, fucked & totally fucked. Regardless, I still get my knighthood right?
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

September 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, told you I'd get the joint back on track.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

September 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, we might have to can Breakfast tv. Watching #StraightUpMcAnulty devour Bish again over Weetbix can't be good for anyone's digestion.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #NZpol

September 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, it's disappointing bottom feeders are still being so wet, whiny and miserable instead of celebrating what a great year it's been for farmers.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #NZpol

September 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, my government is all about localism and devolution.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #NeverTrustaTory #NZpol

September 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, let them eat a Sabrina Carpenter concert.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

September 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, I know a lot of you want to know why I keep lying in Parliament. Well to be honest, for once in my life, it's because Gerry Brownlee lets me.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol

September 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, who's leaking this time?
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #EconomicVandals #NZpol

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

September 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM Everybody can reply

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, many thanks to the media for never calling us out on this & instead platforming our oil and gas ban big lie as if it was the truth.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovernmentEver #StateMediaCapture #NZpol