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Law school said “justice.” Real life said “paper jam.”
Now accepting clients and copier repair tips.
Also: if you reply-all one more time…

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
Burnout? No no, I just look like this now.
My hobbies include:
• Checking work email in bed
• Staring into the abyss
• Drafting motions in my dreams

#ImExhausted #LawyerBurnout #attorneyproblems 
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
Client: “You didn’t even do that much.”
Me after winning the whole case: *sighs*

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
Opposing counsel prepping like it's a bar trivia night, not a legal proceeding.
⚖️ “Your Honor, as supported by Totally Not Relevant v. Doesn’t Apply, 1973…”
📚 Meanwhile, the truth is just sitting in discovery.

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
“Your Honor, my client would like to invoke… maritime law?”
⚖️ When they come in quoting TikTok and leave quoting case law after you do damage control.

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
When opposing counsel gets grilled for the same objection you got roasted for yesterday…
🥲 Welcome to the “judicial whiplash” club.
“Rules? Guidelines? Depends on the day.”

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems #courtroomcomedy 
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
“Sir, this is not a town hall meeting.”
🎤 When courtroom turns C-SPAN because someone watched one episode of The West Wing.

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems #courtroomcomedy 
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
⚖️ "Was this your motion?"
🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️"I thought it was yours!"

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems #courtroomcomedy 
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
Law school said “justice.” Real life said “paper jam.”
Now accepting clients and copier repair tips.
Also: if you reply-all one more time…

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
Burnout? No no, I just look like this now.
My hobbies include:
• Checking work email in bed
• Staring into the abyss
• Drafting motions in my dreams

#ImExhausted #LawyerBurnout #attorneyproblems 
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
Client: “You didn’t even do that much.”
Me after winning the whole case: *sighs*

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
Opposing counsel prepping like it's a bar trivia night, not a legal proceeding.
⚖️ “Your Honor, as supported by Totally Not Relevant v. Doesn’t Apply, 1973…”
📚 Meanwhile, the truth is just sitting in discovery.

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
“Your Honor, my client would like to invoke… maritime law?”
⚖️ When they come in quoting TikTok and leave quoting case law after you do damage control.

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
When opposing counsel gets grilled for the same objection you got roasted for yesterday…
🥲 Welcome to the “judicial whiplash” club.
“Rules? Guidelines? Depends on the day.”

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems #courtroomcomedy 
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
“Sir, this is not a town hall meeting.”
🎤 When courtroom turns C-SPAN because someone watched one episode of The West Wing.

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems #courtroomcomedy 
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
⚖️ "Was this your motion?"
🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️"I thought it was yours!"

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems #courtroomcomedy 
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
Law school said “justice.” Real life said “paper jam.”
Now accepting clients and copier repair tips.
Also: if you reply-all one more time…

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
October 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
Burnout? No no, I just look like this now.
My hobbies include:
• Checking work email in bed
• Staring into the abyss
• Drafting motions in my dreams

#ImExhausted #LawyerBurnout #attorneyproblems 
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
Client: “You didn’t even do that much.”
Me after winning the whole case: *sighs*

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
Opposing counsel prepping like it's a bar trivia night, not a legal proceeding.
⚖️ “Your Honor, as supported by Totally Not Relevant v. Doesn’t Apply, 1973…”
📚 Meanwhile, the truth is just sitting in discovery.

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
October 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
“Your Honor, my client would like to invoke… maritime law?”
⚖️ When they come in quoting TikTok and leave quoting case law after you do damage control.

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
When opposing counsel gets grilled for the same objection you got roasted for yesterday…
🥲 Welcome to the “judicial whiplash” club.
“Rules? Guidelines? Depends on the day.”

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems #courtroomcomedy 
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
“Sir, this is not a town hall meeting.”
🎤 When courtroom turns C-SPAN because someone watched one episode of The West Wing.

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems #courtroomcomedy 
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
⚖️ "Was this your motion?"
🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️"I thought it was yours!"

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems #courtroomcomedy 
October 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
lpnlolz.bsky.social
Law school said “justice.” Real life said “paper jam.”
Now accepting clients and copier repair tips.
Also: if you reply-all one more time…

#lawyerlife #legalhumor #attorneyproblems 
October 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM