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vincentsworkisdone.bsky.social
#AussieHumour lol
anthony-p.bsky.social ⭕𝗻𝗹𝘆𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 @anthony-p.bsky.social · 26d
NICKNAMES FOR LAZY COWORKERS

Cordless - only works for 2 hours

E.T. - always wants to go home

Kitkat - always taking a break

Muffler - always exhausted

Seaweed - just floats around all day

Sensor light -only works if someone
walks past

Wheelbarrow - only works when pushed
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
eyestired.bsky.social
Just found out “ranga” isn’t a universal term for ginger people… it’s literally just us feral Aussies.
So apparently the rest of the world has been out here calling redheads by—what? Their actual names??

#aussie #aussiehumour #aussieslang #ginger #redhead #funny #sarcasm #musings #bluesky #fyp
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
eyestired.bsky.social
I just called a car spoiler the “airplane things” 🫠🫠

#CarGirls #NotACarGirl #MechanicallyConfused #AussieHumour #BlueskyHumour #Chaos #Tragic #Relatable
#Bluesky #Aussie
November 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
rosiedekat.bsky.social
Gotta love The Shovel 🪏

#AussieHumour
Unemployed Man Evicted From Public Housing — The Shovel
The man has lived in the property for more than 20 years under a long-term public housing arrangement with the Crown Estate, a Government body that provides affordable accommodation to unemployed Brit...
theshovel.com.au
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
eyestired.bsky.social
7:30pm on a Friday night and I’m already in bed… since when did I become a grumpy old man?! 😭😅

#AussieHumour #ChronicallyOnline #WeirdGirlEnergy #GoblinHour #SoftRot #AustralianBluesky #writerbrain #fridaynightmood
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
eyestired.bsky.social
I just love shit talking and talking shit 💭

#AustralianBluesky #WeirdGirlEnergy #GoblinHour #AussieHumour #ChronicallyOnline #WriterBrain
October 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
eyestired.bsky.social
Coffee in an IV would go down a treat right now 💤☕️

#AussieHumour #MorningMood #WriterBrain #SoftRot #GoblinHour #AustralianBluesky #MidweekMood
October 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
eyestired.bsky.social
Goon sort of rhymes with doom. Poet in the making??

#AustralianBluesky #WriterBrain #ChronicallyOnline #GoblinHour #SoftRot #WeirdGirlEnergy #MidweekMood #AussieHumour #WritersOnBsky
October 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
andrewbiggs.com.au
I flew business class to Europe.
Centrelink still thinks I’m in a share house.
#AussieHumour #StandUpComedy #Centrelink
October 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
emilylbanks.bsky.social
When someone says they don't like a character in your book 🤣🤣 **DEFENSE MODE ACTIVATED** 😄
#writingcommunity #writer #writingmemes #writingreels #writinghumor #writersofbluesky #authorlife #writerslift #authorcommunity #booksky #authorsofbluesky #bookaholic #booklovers #authorhumor #aussiehumour
September 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
serenitybecca11.bsky.social
#sorrynotsorry 😂 #aussiehumour
August 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
serenitybecca11.bsky.social
It’s not our fault that the rest of the world are so gullible 😂
#sorrynotsorry #aussiehumour
August 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
redmantv.bsky.social
Redman’s idea of fireworks safety? Strap one to your back and light up.
Yeah... we’re not calling it safe — we’re calling it 🔥 entertainment. https://redmantv.com/

#RedmanTV #FireworksFail #AussieHumour #BlueSkyLaughs
June 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
tehnyit.bsky.social
I still love this photo when we visited Melbourne last year.

#photography
#melbourne
#fujifilmxt1
#aussiehumour
May 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
markavelirises.bsky.social
I planned to edit vids for ya today🎬… but at #dialysis it got TOO cold, since there is a substantial amount of my blood out of me, as it’s recycled many times over🩸. So u get my jam to #2pac instead! 🐐. 🩵. [VID 3/3]

#art #rap #fyp #aussie #aussiehumour #tupac #stilliRISE #markaveli #uWILLrise ✨💫🌟
April 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
markavelirises.bsky.social
I planned to edit vids for ya today🎬… but at #dialysis it got TOO cold, since there is a substantial amount of my blood out of me, as it’s recycled many times over🩸. So u get my jam to #2pac instead! 🐐. 🩵. [VID 2/3]

#art #rap #fyp #aussie #aussiehumour #tupac #stilliRISE #markaveli #uWILLrise ✨💫🌟
April 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
markavelirises.bsky.social
I planned to edit vids for ya today🎬… but at #dialysis it got TOO cold, since there is a substantial amount of my blood out of me, as it’s recycled many times over🩸. So u get my jam to #2pac instead! 🐐. 🩵. [VID 1/3]

#art #rap #fyp #aussie #aussiehumour #tupac #stilliRISE #markaveli #uWILLrise ✨💫🌟
April 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
festivelyplump.bsky.social
Aussie humour
youtu.be/3cYVeyOQHn0?...
#aussiehumour
If your Driving Instructor was a Lebo
YouTube video by ShakTV
youtu.be
April 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
dallasmae222.bsky.social
Sign up to the Shauno Special today while the stuff aka the stuff that hasn’t been allowed before is added
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#fansly #shauno #noppv #bts #priority #bogan #aussiehumour #fyp #nsfw #nsfwfyp #swr #sw #content #nudes #onlinecontentcreator #alt #alternative #of #onlyfans #ppv #signup
April 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
multithinker.bsky.social
Stealing a baby wombat? That’s a one-way ticket to legendary disgrace in Australia “Wombat grabber” might be the most elite insult of the decade #WombatGrabber #AussieHumour #NeverRecoveringFromThis
March 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
alexi-edwards.bsky.social
In a day or two we'll all be singing:
"Story bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
Story bridge is falling down,
My fair lady"
#TCAlfred #Brisbane #AussieHumour #AussieHumor
March 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
lizardman007.bsky.social
Hey Mark, as seriously shocking as it was and it was, disgraceful, shameful.... nobody's pants fell down!! 🤭🤭😉 #Aussiehumour
March 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
julieanonymous.bsky.social
Oh Ronni, you've done it again. Hilarious.

We know you're a novelist now, but really, you should be writing comedy.

Had a lot of moments lately thinking 'you wouldn't read about it', but here we are. This one takes the cake, the bolly, & the Gold Logie.

#auspol
#AussieHumour
#MillionareDutton
February 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
chominx.bsky.social
Had a blood test today and got called 'Kamahl' instead of Camille.

Why are people so unkind? (⁠☞ﾟ⁠∀ﾟ⁠)⁠☞

#australia #aussiehumour #straya
February 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM