Really enjoying my #Bartesian but after the 3rd time the #Whiskey bottle has leaked all over my bar (apparently a known issue), I'm switching to the #BlackAndDecker Bev instead which uses the same capsules but appears to have a much better design
January 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Really enjoying my #Bartesian but after the 3rd time the #Whiskey bottle has leaked all over my bar (apparently a known issue), I'm switching to the #BlackAndDecker Bev instead which uses the same capsules but appears to have a much better design
I could see for the convenience, but the issue with the Bartesian machine was that all the liquors went through the same hose. So it's all mixing together.
December 6, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I could see for the convenience, but the issue with the Bartesian machine was that all the liquors went through the same hose. So it's all mixing together.
i think i want a bartesian, just to have one.
December 6, 2024 at 1:20 AM
i think i want a bartesian, just to have one.
There’s this bar cart I want
So I can get this bartesian off the counter
So I can get this bartesian off the counter
December 20, 2024 at 5:14 AM
There’s this bar cart I want
So I can get this bartesian off the counter
So I can get this bartesian off the counter
Things I hate about the current Bartesian ad:
1. The sound of the cocktail splooting into the glass
2. The goofy hesitation of the dude adjusting to sing “jollier”
3. The fact that it’s Juicero for booze
Great job, ad people. You made the product itself only the 3rd most annoying thing about the ad.
1. The sound of the cocktail splooting into the glass
2. The goofy hesitation of the dude adjusting to sing “jollier”
3. The fact that it’s Juicero for booze
Great job, ad people. You made the product itself only the 3rd most annoying thing about the ad.
December 11, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Things I hate about the current Bartesian ad:
1. The sound of the cocktail splooting into the glass
2. The goofy hesitation of the dude adjusting to sing “jollier”
3. The fact that it’s Juicero for booze
Great job, ad people. You made the product itself only the 3rd most annoying thing about the ad.
1. The sound of the cocktail splooting into the glass
2. The goofy hesitation of the dude adjusting to sing “jollier”
3. The fact that it’s Juicero for booze
Great job, ad people. You made the product itself only the 3rd most annoying thing about the ad.
because life is lifing.
The Bartesian been getting dusted off recently. hurricane pod and added some dark cherry grenadine simple syrup to it. Might have to go buy some more pods soon
The Bartesian been getting dusted off recently. hurricane pod and added some dark cherry grenadine simple syrup to it. Might have to go buy some more pods soon
February 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
because life is lifing.
The Bartesian been getting dusted off recently. hurricane pod and added some dark cherry grenadine simple syrup to it. Might have to go buy some more pods soon
The Bartesian been getting dusted off recently. hurricane pod and added some dark cherry grenadine simple syrup to it. Might have to go buy some more pods soon
I need somebody Black to figure out where Bartesian sources that machine from and then slap your name on it so I can buy from one of US!!!
March 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I need somebody Black to figure out where Bartesian sources that machine from and then slap your name on it so I can buy from one of US!!!
I keep getting served ads for Bartesian. Something very evil about a cocktail keurig machine. It’s not the most pernicious new technology, but nothing could drive me to all-out Luddism like a Negroni made from some pod goop
November 18, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I keep getting served ads for Bartesian. Something very evil about a cocktail keurig machine. It’s not the most pernicious new technology, but nothing could drive me to all-out Luddism like a Negroni made from some pod goop
i love having a bartesian , just making drinks for no reason
November 18, 2024 at 2:56 AM
i love having a bartesian , just making drinks for no reason
My friend got a bartesian and I’m about to get me one asap
March 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My friend got a bartesian and I’m about to get me one asap
Exclusive: Channel 4 Ventures backs cocktail machine maker Bartesian
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Exclusive: Channel 4 Ventures backs cocktail machine maker Bartesian
Bartesian will benefit from Channel 4's advertising reach, and in exchange Channel 4 Ventures will receive an equity stake in the business.
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March 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Exclusive: Channel 4 Ventures backs cocktail machine maker Bartesian
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I told my girl i want a bartesian for my birthday awhile ago. If she dont remember, imma have to go on head and get it myself
November 16, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I told my girl i want a bartesian for my birthday awhile ago. If she dont remember, imma have to go on head and get it myself
Like for all its flaws the cocktail keurig actually had a cooling system to adequately chill a drink as if it were stirred in ice or shaken. It was incredibly overdesigned and did its job badly but that bad job is BETTER than the Bartesian performed lol.
And the cocktail keurig is discontinued.
And the cocktail keurig is discontinued.
December 14, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Like for all its flaws the cocktail keurig actually had a cooling system to adequately chill a drink as if it were stirred in ice or shaken. It was incredibly overdesigned and did its job badly but that bad job is BETTER than the Bartesian performed lol.
And the cocktail keurig is discontinued.
And the cocktail keurig is discontinued.
November 21, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Bartesian Duet Cocktail Machine and Margarita Maker for $239, retail $399!
Bartesian Duet Cocktail Machine and Margarita Maker - Compact Home Bartender Mixologist Drink Mixer with 2 Glass Spirit Bottles - Automatic Machine Creates Premium Cocktails and Mocktails in Seconds
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October 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Bartesian Duet Cocktail Machine and Margarita Maker for $239, retail $399!
I used to hear ads for the Bartesian and thought to myself, "That sounds like a Juicero for booze."
Sure enough, it is!
Sure enough, it is!
May 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I used to hear ads for the Bartesian and thought to myself, "That sounds like a Juicero for booze."
Sure enough, it is!
Sure enough, it is!
The decor part of the bar is finally done. I really want a Bartesian next.
April 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The decor part of the bar is finally done. I really want a Bartesian next.
The Bartesian is the perfect gift for the cocktail lover and the amateur mixologist in your life! Now why do I say that?
December 10, 2024 at 9:55 PM
The Bartesian is the perfect gift for the cocktail lover and the amateur mixologist in your life! Now why do I say that?
On my birthday list, I got airpods, socks, and a Bartesian.
December 29, 2024 at 12:40 AM
On my birthday list, I got airpods, socks, and a Bartesian.
This “bartesian” drink maker thingamajig is an abomination. If I am at your place and see one, I will be mercilessly dragging you for being a tasteless dweeb.
Just mix drinks like a real human being, or don’t, that’s fine too.
Just mix drinks like a real human being, or don’t, that’s fine too.
November 14, 2024 at 1:03 AM
This “bartesian” drink maker thingamajig is an abomination. If I am at your place and see one, I will be mercilessly dragging you for being a tasteless dweeb.
Just mix drinks like a real human being, or don’t, that’s fine too.
Just mix drinks like a real human being, or don’t, that’s fine too.