#brainfarts
Twitter banned all my account so I guess all of my SideM brainfarts are getting funneled over here

God I feel so naked without a locked account
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This is all just jumped-up pub talk, really. None of us are going to get Pulitzers for our 2am brainfarts. Yet Thread Bro thinks himself a pioneer at the frontier of a new genre. A purveyor of limpid truths unsullied by the editor’s hand.
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i'm done capturing the brainfarts of vrchatters in discord, i felt my intelligence decline with each screenshot
gonna make a best off maintenance, starting with @dtupper.com absolutely executing some poor soul
October 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not one, but two pre-coffee brainfarts!
#Wordle 1,594 4/6

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October 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Katie Lam is obviously deeply dislikeable, but she must be chortling with glee at all the coverage and brainspace being dedicated to her obnoxious kiteflying. Honestly, stop treating brainfarts from shitwits on the fringes as if they were settled policy; stop treating these people seriously.
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Now in my head, I have "🎵Brainfarts from shitwits and obnoxious kiteflying" to the tune of "My Favourite Things" 🙂
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s ludicrous and clearly unworkable like so many of the recent Tory brainfarts
Apropos of nothing, I really do think UK journalists and politicians need some reminding that mass deportation of LEGAL immigrants, particularly those with permanent status, is far more extreme than even Trump's America and would basically place Britain completely on its own among democracies.
October 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Reminder to myself as much as anyone else, when engaging with the latest right wing brainfarts and agitprop to avoid engaging with the thesis of the post as that legitimises the bile. But to challenge the underlying purpose, which is tl spread division and hatred.
October 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
He‘s literally doing this since his inauguration. Dropping bombs of shit and releasing brainfarts.
October 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I proudly put absolutely no effort into my posts and rarely "revisit" them because they are brainfarts. I consider this healthy
October 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Feeling slightly frazzled and sleep deprived, so i know this sign says "breakfast" but my diseased brain reads it as "brainfarts"! 🤣
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Great. Thanks to Labour dimwit MPs we've got another pillock pundit whose brainfarts are somehow now politically relevant
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I know that's hard when you have every media outlet worldwide breathlessly reporting the brainfarts of a visibly dying man because it does numbers, but it really just meaningless engagement bait. don't take it.
September 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Antifa verbieden = fascisme.
Constant Trumps brainfarts herhalen in de media= geheid kopieergedrag door NLse politiek.
De opmars van extreemrechts heeft zich heel lang aangekondigd en er is eindeloos door poc en andere ondervertegenwoordigde groepen voor gewaarschuwd. We blijven ontkennen. Kijk.
‘Cultuurstrijder’ of ‘activist’: de vermoorde Amerikaanse white supremacist Charlie Kirk wordt in de media op allerlei manieren omschreven. Maar niemand noemt hem ‘fascist’, terwijl zijn denkbeelden aan kenmerken ervan voldoen. Herkennen we fascisme nog wel? @cutbeans.bsky.social legt het uit.
September 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Part of me wonders what the hell they're trying to accomplish here, other than to pointlessly antagonise America's own allies.

But then possibly that's me over-analysing the brainfarts of a man with about as much of a strategy as my kitten attacking the Christmas tree.
December 24, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Mark you don't have to treat Trump's brainfarts like they're legitimate thoughts worth engaging with and finding a middle ground on
April 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What’s worrying is the brainfarts aren’t reducing. We make alarming mistakes every game.
December 21, 2024 at 5:22 PM
This is not “nuclear is bad” per se.

Had some of these solutions been proposed a decade ago, they may have been feasible.

But we have had decades of delays culminating in “climate wars”.

We have run out of time for last-minute nuclear brainfarts.

13/..

theconversation.com/climate-wars...
Climate wars, carbon taxes and toppled leaders: the 30-year history of Australia’s climate response, in brief
Click through a timeline to make sense of Australia’s long, tumultuous years of shifting climate policies ahead of next month’s international climate summit in Glasgow.
theconversation.com
January 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Meanwhile in the hell of my own making, I’m going to replace a flat usage metric with a retention and a revenue one, so that I don’t end up being paid to cram mad AI brainfarts into any feature that sits still long enough. Sanity is possible, kids.
June 8, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Die van mij snapt niet hoe opstapjes werken 😂😂 de bank gaat net (meestal), maar de trap en stoelen geven brainfarts
August 2, 2024 at 7:51 PM
No more brainfarts, I beg
November 24, 2024 at 3:46 PM
.@NRA Suck a Dick.... all of you Brainfarts!
November 18, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Dude, I swear, sometimes I have brainfarts where I forget to add a word into a sentence I'm typing when I could've sworn I did, and it gets really annoying sometimes istg
May 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Good speech, not an award-winning slogan.

Who comes up with this?

The right test markets their crap like its a Coke/Pepsi taste test (well, maybe not the trump brainfarts).
July 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I mean, you seem to be silly enough to think "antizionists are" (in plural) rendering the distinction obsolete, so maybe you want to be up to your own standards in your reasoning before displaying brainfarts in public?
June 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM