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OH MY GOD SOMEOINE DRAW CALAMITYLIAN PLAYING WITH WUMINGS EARS IM GONNA EPXLODE www.tumblr.com/lovebugtenna...
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December 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
my second thought, much later

ghost king calamitylian with his extra feral attack ghost wuming at his feet... hua chengs leash is nice and pretty, his pillow is soft and fluffy and poorly embroidered... but wuming's leash would look ragged, like he's had to be held back. no pillow, just floor.
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I need to comm someone to draw me sexy poledancing Wuming spiderman-kissing Calamitylian 🤡 long limbs wrapped in skin-tight black, the arch of his spine prominent, ponytail swooshing, pulling Calamitylian by his face to kiss him, their masks just thrown away somewhere.
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
held completely still by the real hua cheng and kissed on the neck and he can FEEL it

hc turnings xl's head to look at every set of clones fucking (well, minus calamitylian because hes face down ass up hand on the back of the neck) and saying how beautiful gege looks
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
One more week and I’ll be home alone for 3 days! Fic writing retreat! I’m tempted by poledancing Wuming in a shady ghost realm establishment tempting Calamitylian with his… ass. This will feature ”just the tip” and docking hah. I’m also tempted by prince/maid bingyuan. And my longfics of course.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The new Wuming art makes me feel things. He looks like a pouty little brat who needs to be spanked by Calamitylian. With love of course.
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
🔞calamitylian: *choking him and calling him pathetic*
wuming, internally: ohhhhh don'tcuminyourpantsdon'tcuminyourpantsdon'tcuminyourpantsdon'tcuminyourpants
wuming:
wuming: fuck

#tgcf #hualian #wulian
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
me trying to find the specific discussion we had about calamitylian playing with wms ears and talking about piercing them and i dont know where it went ;---;
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
CalamityLian would NOT STAND A CHANCE
He's picking that thang up, twirling him around, winching his big ol' earrrssss, bullying him by threatening to pluck his flowerrrrrr
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
IMAGINE HATING THAT
HOW COULD YOU
CALAMITYLIAN, TREAT HIM PRECIOUS
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
theres no salt of sweat, no copper tang of blood from a darkly sucked hickey, no musk to the dark curls that xl presses his nose to while deep throating.

calamitylian, swallowing wms cum: this tastes of nothing, i dont see what the issue is. its fine i guess?
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
woufhfgjfgggf

hahaha i am probably the opposite... even the little stick figure wuming/calamitylian pic i did had to be a second sketch x'''D
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Halloween hualian. Imagining Wuming wearing nothing but a huge pumpkin and looking like this 😍🥺☺️🥺 and Calamitylian going through all the stages of ❌ 💢💯❤️‍🔥⁉️💢❤️
October 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Can we get CalamityLian as 2C and/or Wu Ming as 2B 🥹
September 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
HE WOULD!!!! wuming’s ears would have saved calamitylian
August 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i need calamitylian to call him over then send him away then call him back and send him away, just to watch wu mings ears go like
^(o-o)^!!
<(. .)>
^(o-o)^!!
<(. .)>
August 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
THE WIGGLE FOR SURE THE WIGGLE AAAAAAA CAN U IMAGINE HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT WOULD BE LIKE A DOG’S TAIL
calamitylian: wuming! get over here!
wm, voice dead serious: im here, dianxia.
his ears: WOBBLY WIGGLY WOBBLY WIGGLY WOOAAAHHHH WOOOAAAAAAH
August 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Wuming dubcons insult-spouting Calamitylian to the moon and back. Back to normal, XL can’t forget WM+creates a statue of him, pining. 800 years later Hua Cheng is jealous of XL’s ”secret beloved” only to find out it’s a statue of himself. XL gets dp’d by HC and statue!WM. Thank you for listening.
August 3, 2025 at 7:53 AM
eu acho muito interessante que o bai wuxiang reage parecido com o calamitylian quando ele é chamado de taizi dianxia sdljghdsfjg

ambos não suportam serem lembrados
July 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
lá vamos nós.... pro final do arco do calamitylian....
July 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
não só isso, como é meio irônico o calamitylian se referir a ele como "fantasma" e mencionar o fato de que ele tá morto constantemente, porque no futuro ele não vai suportar simplesmente LEMBRAR que o hua cheng morreu kkkk
July 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
eu sei que o diálogo
"eu juro morrer pelo dianxia"
"você já está morto, venha"
é engraçado, mas se você parar pra pensar bem, o calamitylian não sabia que o wu ming, mesmo já morto, REALMENTE iria morrer de novo por ele, e isso devastaria ele por 800 anos :)
July 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
falando no calamitylian, o xiao su obviamente tá ARRASANDO

tipo, ele claramente tá soando como um "vilão", mas também como se tivesse perdido a vontade de viver (?)

é soft o bastante pra sentir a melancolia!!
July 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
o tom dele lembra muito o tom do próprio calamitylian!!! os dois falam com um tom baixo e frio

GHHHHHH COMO EU AMO WULIAN
July 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I suppose I should post this o.O

#TGCF #xielian
July 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM