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drippingwithwords.bsky.social
..my chat sesh with AI search.. now coffee..
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#AI #lol #technology #technews #humansofbluesky #cantmakethisup #thefuture #chatsearch #healthwellness
November 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
dftarot.bsky.social
The other day I was doing a reading for one of my followers and the cat decided she wanted to be on camera.
#Cats #Spirits #Guides #humor #cantmakethisup

youtu.be/ileVKYtGzsg
I was talking to the cat not your spirit guide. @heartandsoulconnected @MsTarotD @carlheese
YouTube video by Denise Fletcher Tarot
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October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
awesomeartenjoyer.bsky.social
EXACTLY. I can't make this up because. SHE PROVE MY VIEW POINT. She blocked me for my 🤷🏾‍♂️ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞-𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐦. 🤷🏾‍♂️ AhhahahAHa!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#CantMakeThisUp #CantMakeThisShitUp #Block #LOL #Blocked #LMAO #Funny
October 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
chbergma.bsky.social
Friends, it happened, after 3.5 years in the new job a colleague was shocked (!!) I work full-time... As a MOM

#CantMakeThisUp
#ParentProblems
October 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
jeffsorley.bsky.social
I love (not really) how the right is now barreling full-steam ahead with their own Cancel Culture, deriding and doxxing people for (checks notes) quoting what Conservatives have said out loud.

#cantmakethisup #magadipshits #magahypocrites
September 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
tenoaks6.bsky.social
It's as though the sky is watching us, the sun to be specific! I don't think I will ever get used to the new 'norm' around these parts. We used to be a rainy place, but no more. Now we're a burning place...over 150 wildfires burning in BC....again😔 #ClimateChange #FFS #CantMakeThisUp
September 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
goodbadsuperugly.bsky.social
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September 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
finsnerd.bsky.social
Sunday Fun Fact - Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. Ironically, it is also the longest word in the dictionary.
#cantmakethisup
August 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
resisterblister.bsky.social
Trump - we will deport all the criminal aliens.

Also.....

www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

#CantMakeThisUp
#TrumpIsAMoron
#TrumpMisAdministration
Maine police officer arrested by ICE agrees to voluntarily leave the U.S.
Officials with the town and police department of Old Orchard Beach have said federal authorities previously told them reserve Officer Jon Luke Evans was legally authorized to work in the U.S.
www.nbcnews.com
August 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
pettinessyears.bsky.social
The new economist #Corruption abounds
#CantMakeThisUp
#Politics
thepettynostradamus.wordpress.com/2025/08/14/b...
Bystander-in-Chief: The Curious Case of E.J. Antoni
When your nominee for Bureau of Labor Statistics is statistically likely to be near a coup. Let’s set the scene.It’s January 6, 2021. The Capitol is under siege. Tear gas clouds the air. Barricades…
thepettynostradamus.wordpress.com
August 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
sanven.com
Very proud to say I did not vote for this idiot or the governor idiot. #CantMakeThisUp
thetnholler.bsky.social The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · Aug 6
Not great that people like Micah Beckwith are in positions of power but don’t understand how our constitution works, and are arrogant in their ignorance.
August 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
tai90.bsky.social
wats wrong with these gacha games brah. why you pushin away the yaoi potential you crazy..... one fujo is the equivalent of 6 trilluon horsepower compared to the feeble incel. #realshit but no sure lets have a 14 to 6 ratio for male characters #genius #cantmakethisup
July 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
tcamp3313.bsky.social
Literally, the inmates are running the asylum!!! #CantMakeThisUp

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Former federal inmate pardoned by Trump tapped as Bureau of Prisons deputy director
Joshua J. Smith, a Tennessee businessman whom the president pardoned during his first term, now advocates for inmate rehabilitation.
www.nbcnews.com
June 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
yyccheesepunk.bsky.social
Comment from another cheesemonger today…
I have underboob cheese… it’s been fermenting all day…
#cheesemongerlife #cantmakethisup #needashower
June 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
carmillaf.bsky.social
Donald "Pol Pot" Trump, Karen Leavitt and their crew are on their way to round up everyone with glasses. Are we at Year Zero yet? Get your contact lenses ready just in case. The American Khmer Rouge is coming for you. #cantmakethisup
May 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
mzdelilah.bsky.social
I gotta start saving these crazy messages I get 'cause they're just too wild! 😆 One dude actually wanted to sport a gas mask and jock strap combo while streaking through a Walmart parking lot. 🏆 That's next-level weird! #CantMakeThisUp
May 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
kickingkarma.bsky.social
Kremlin refuses ceasefire??? I thought #TurdTrump will stop the war in 24 hours .. we all know he is a dumb f*** who cannot do math ., but come on .. it is way more than 24 hrs n now he was asked to F off by a senior dictator 😂😂😂 #CantMakeThisUp #TrumpIsFingStupid
May 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
sanven.com
Picture it: You’re the President of the United States. It’s 1:34 a.m., your Adderall is peaking, and with all the challenges facing the nation, you land on the most pressing issue to address on your social media platform... #CantMakeThisUp #Sec325thAmendment
Madman on Adderall ranting in all caps — a Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) accusing Kamala Harris of illegally paying Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, Oprah, and Bono for campaign endorsements disguised as entertainment. He claims this is a major campaign finance violation and calls the entertainers “unpatriotic” for allegedly helping boost her campaign. The post ends with Trump declaring the payments corrupt and unlawful, promising to call for an investigation. Timestamp: May 19, 2025, at 1:34 AM. 14.5k likes, 4.09k “ReTruths.”
May 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
hellofromsd.bsky.social
Guess who is getting the blame, local news stations for reporting it #cantmakethisup
May 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
xxjessabugxx.bsky.social
🤣Hey, does anybody wanna go out and go get some shit fries with me ? Lmfao ! Literally the sign says “shit fries” ! I can’t even🤣😂🤣😂🤣 #funny #life #thisjusthappened #cantmakethisup
May 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
badgerstatebreakdown.substack.com
🚨 BREAKING: Trump plans to fire Mike Waltz as National Security Advisor 👀 Maybe next time, don’t accidentally add a journalist to your secret group chat about Yemen attack plans 🤦‍♂️ Classic amateur hour! #MikeWaltz #MikeIsOut #TrumpDrama #CantMakeThisUp #ByeByeWaltz #NationalSecurityOops
Donald Trump plans to fire Mike Waltz—Reports
The national security adviser infamously added The Atlantic's Jeffrey Goldberg to a Signal group chat discussing Yemen attack plans.
www.newsweek.com
May 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
fabulush76.bsky.social
At this point it’s willful ignorance. What an unforgivable tragedy this man & his lackeys have this platform to communicate such utter nonsense. Those most impacted by this pseudoscience (lies) deserve better. We, all deserve better.

#CantMakeThisUp 🤦🏻‍♀️
#JustGoogleItDammit
kevinmkruse.bsky.social Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · Apr 23
Gélineau advanced the term "narcolepsy" in 1880 while de la Tourette described his eponymous syndrome in 1885. "Autism" was coined by Bleuler in 1911, with full diagnoses soon after.

But what do I know? I'm not the Cabinet secretary in charge of the goddamn Department of Health and Human Services.
investinq.bsky.social StockMarketNews @investinq.bsky.social · Apr 22
RFK JR: ADD, ADHD, Tourette syndrome, Narcolepsy, Autism.. All of these are injuries that I never heard of when I was a kid.
April 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
lisadct.bsky.social
Blue Origin Blunders! #fyp #blueorigin #cantmakethisup #youtube #readtheroom #lisadct
April 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
susanincanada.bsky.social
This coming from a guy whose last name literally means “hairy hare”, in French. Ok. #CantMakeThisUp #abc
April 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
dmlovenev.bsky.social
Straight out of his mouth #cantmakethisup
April 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM