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July 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM

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@ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social

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May 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM

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April 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM

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April 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM

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March 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM

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March 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM

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March 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM

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March 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM

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March 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM

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February 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM

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February 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM

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February 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM

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February 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM

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February 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM

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February 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM

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@ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social

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February 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM

Captain Phallus

@ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social

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January 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM

Captain Phallus

@ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social

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January 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM

Captain Phallus

@ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social

I don't owe anyone a backstory, but the story of my alias is this; I started as a viewer who couldn't watch mainstream porno anymore, and I plugged in random shit til my username became 'captainphallus'. Then, stupidly(or brilliantly), I started camming with the same account, and I made money.

January 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM