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longcovidcollect.bsky.social
Long Covid Collective
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Long Covid: The reviews are in. Spoiler—none of them are good!

Scroll through for the “official” company responses.

Full post on IG & FB. #chronicillnesshumor #longcovid #parody
A beige background with brown and lavender text that reads: “Long Covid: The Reviews are In! Be sure to read the company responses at the end.” The Long Covid Collective logo appears in the bottom right corner. A parody of an Amazon product review page titled “Customer Reviews for Long Covid.” It shows a one-star rating out of five, with over 375 million global ratings. Under “Customers say,” fake reviews read: “0 stars if I could,” “Arrived unannounced. Won’t leave,” “Doesn’t match the description (‘mild infection’),” “Tried returning – no refund, zero support,” and “0/10 – would not recommend to a friend, or an enemy.” The Long Covid Collective logo appears in the bottom right corner. A parody Yelp review page for “Long Covid.” Four one-star reviews appear: • Chloe F. from Kansas City, MO: “Came for the cough, stayed for the identity crisis. My hobbies now include resting and resenting people with energy.” • Treyvon K. from New York, NY: “Good starter illness if you enjoy gaslighting, confusion, and becoming an amateur epidemiologist.” • Tasha J. from WA: “Atmosphere: chaotic. Decor: pill bottles. Staff: dismissive. Vibe: unhinged.” • Brittany S. from Muskogee, OK: “Cute at first! Thought it was a limited edition flu. Now I’m in Season 5 with no plot resolution and the same sweatpants, which no longer fit.” The Long Covid Collective logo appears in the bottom right corner. A beige background with brown and black text styled like a corporate memo. The heading reads “Long Covid HQ: Responses to Customer Complaints.” Below are sarcastic replies such as: “We’re aware of the ongoing issues and are working hard to fix none of them,” “Hi Brittany! Sorry you’re still waiting for your energy to return. We’ve checked our system, and it was marked as delivered,” “We appreciate your patience as we continue not to understand how any of this works,” “Refunds are not available in your region,” and “Your place in line is currently 4,687,532. Estimated wait time: forever.” The Long Covid Collective logo appears in the bottom right corner.
October 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM Everybody can reply
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softgritspoonie.bsky.social
✨ Soft Grit Spoonie ✨
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Oh wow, rubbing my temples cured my neurological disorder — guess I’ll cancel my meds & neurologist now. 🙃

#Migraine #ChronicIllnessHumor #SpoonieLife #SoftGrit #DisabilityHumor #ChronicPain
September 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM Everybody can reply
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creativetiff78.bsky.social
Tiff
@creativetiff78.bsky.social
#chronicillness #chronicpain #spooniesky #disabledsky #chronicillnesshumor
A name tag graphic on top of a pink, green, yellow diagonal striped background that reads: Hello, I'm Not Looking For Unsolicited Medical Advice. Credited to: @thischronicstruggle
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM Everybody can reply
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gojirama1.bsky.social
gojirama #CovidIsAirborne
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I may have celiac, IBS, a nut allergy, lactose intolerance, asthma, and arthritis- but at least I don't have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap.
#ChronicIllnessHumor
September 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
Comic by howbabycomic.com. Perfect for people with chronic illnesses and disabilities

#chronicillness #mentalillness #autoimmune #chronicallyill #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #autoimmune #fibromemes #fibromyalgia #spoonie #mecfs #disability
A comic with the first 4 panels, the woman is having a hard time building something out of blocks. In the last panel, you can see that she made a platform out of blocks and is wobbling and having a hard time staying up on the platform. Another person who has a cube he is standing on says 'why is it so hard for you? just do it like I did.
August 11, 2024 at 1:42 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
Comic by OwlTurd.com...I changed the words.
#chronicillness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor
4 panel comic 1st panel: guy #1 says "what a wonderful day" 2nd panel: guy #2 named [chronic illness] says *cough* 3rd panel: 2nd guy says 'take it' and 1st guy takes an envelope from him 4th panel: sad looking 1st guy opens up letter and it says "new symptom"
October 22, 2024 at 3:49 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
As a chronically ill person, I wish I could just undiagnose myself
#chronicillness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor
I'm undiagnosing myself. I'm gonna be just fine. *goes unconscious*
February 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillness #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #autoimmune #autoimmunememe #spooniememe #spooniehumor #fibromemes #fibromyalgia #spoonies #mecfs #longcovid #chronicillnessmemes
Every time I try to do something, my body is like hahaha, no! An error message that says "Catastrophic failure"
May 8, 2024 at 4:28 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Life
#chronicallyill #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor
physical health: f-cked mental health: f-cked career: f-cked personal life: f-cked me: not getting f-cked
January 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM Everybody can reply
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psychoserenity.bsky.social
PsychoSerenity
@psychoserenity.bsky.social
What do you get if you cross lower back pain, which needs strengthening & stretching exercises & steadily increasing activity, with #LongCovid post-exertional malaise, which needs rest & carefully paced & often reduced activity?

Painkillers, I guess?
#ChronicIllnessHumor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 7:33 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillness #autoimmune #chronicallyill #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #autoimmune #fibromemes #fibromyalgia #spoonie #mecfs #longcovid #chronicillnessmemes
Honestly, I don’t even play an active role with my body’s health anymore, stuff just happens to me and I’m like oh so we’re doing this now, ok.
July 8, 2024 at 4:42 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillness #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #autoimmune #autoimmunememe #spooniememe #spooniehumor #fibromemes #fibromyalgia #spoonie #mecfs #longcovid #chronicillnessmemes
Do you ever have a symptom that is so bad that u wonder if you should go to the hospital but instead you decide to see how it plays out?
May 15, 2024 at 1:25 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillness #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #autoimmune #autoimmunememe #spooniememe #spooniehumor #fibromemes #fibromyalgia #spoonies #mecfs #longcovid #chronicillnessmemes
[picture of Bob The Builder] Can we fix it? No we can't
April 24, 2024 at 4:35 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
Doing One little thing when you're chronically ill...
#chronicillness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor
Me: *has the nerve to do one eensi weensie teenie little thing* My body: Oh, it's on, b*tch
February 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicallyill #chronicillness
Okay, I did yoga, did Keto, drank a kale smoothie, and stayed positive all day. There is no chronic illness left in this body.
November 3, 2024 at 5:52 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillness #autoimmune #chronicallyill #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #autoimmunememes #fibromemes
Watch how easily it absorbs your money [Shamwow guy holding up the towel and it says "Healthcare" on it]
October 16, 2024 at 4:23 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #funnytweet #funnytweets #funnyhaha
*wakes up* I think I'm gonna call it a night.
June 23, 2024 at 6:38 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicallycryptid.bsky.social
Chronically Cryptid 🥄👾
@chronicallycryptid.bsky.social
“if no laugh, then cry 👍”

#fibromyalgia #chronicillness #chronicillnesshumor
a screenshot of a Discord conversation between two people, usernames and avatars altered to only show them as two different colors: Purple & Orange. Purple: its so true my ass has $80.00 [skull emoji] Orange: wow what does the rest of you have Purple: fibromyalgia [rolling on the floor laughing and crying emoji] Orange: one sec i have to google okay oof but funny Purple: lol yeah xD if no laugh, then cry [thumbs up emoji]
January 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #memes
you: "Living well is the best revenge" Me: *Googles what the second best revenge is*
January 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillness #autoimmune #chronicallyill #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #autoimmunememes #fibromemes #disablitymemes
A picture of the dragon and kid from The Never Ending Story (the kid has a page in his hand that says 'labs look great') but this time it's called "THE NEVER ENDING HEALTH NIGHTMARE"
October 2, 2024 at 1:32 PM Everybody can reply
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bluesky.awakari.com
Awakari
@bluesky.awakari.com
# funny # haha # humor # funnyhaha # memes # doctormemes # doctorhumor # medicalhumor # chronicillnesshumor # chronicillnessmemes

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June 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM Everybody can reply
chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillness #autoimmune #chronicillness #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #autoimmune #fibromemes #fibromyalgia #spoonie #mecfs #longcovid #chronicillnessmemes
Ask your doctor if a drug with 32 pages of side effects if right for you
June 18, 2024 at 6:42 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicallyill
Me: feeling pretty good right now." Me 2 minutes later: "well, that was fun."
February 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillness #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #autoimmune #autoimmunememe #spooniememe #spooniehumor #fibromemes #fibromyalgia #spoonies #mecfs #longcovid #chronicillnessmemes
I'm pitting my doctors against each other like divorced parents. Telling my dentist that the podiatrist said I can have sugar cubes
May 11, 2024 at 7:24 PM Everybody can reply
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social
#chronicillness #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #autoimmune #autoimmunememe #spooniememe #spooniehumor #fibromemes #fibromyalgia #spoonies #mecfs #longcovid #chronicillnessmemes
Dr: "You can't come in here with all these symptoms and expect me to diagnose you." Me: .......
April 20, 2024 at 4:47 PM Everybody can reply
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