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October 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM Everybody can reply

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Why did the two political parties decide to get married? Because they wanted to form a strong coalition and make compromises!

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Political Alliance

October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM Everybody can reply

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Why did the football fan bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the Chiefs were trying to get above .500!

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Football Fan's Dilemma

October 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM Everybody can reply

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Why did the small asteroid blush when it zoomed past Earth? Because it got closer than a social media influencer to getting real space!

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Close Call

October 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM Everybody can reply

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Who needs Kimmel or Colbert, we have Trump and friends

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October 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM Everybody can reply

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Bad Boy 🔻 of Mandalore 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🇮🇷

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MEE understands the British Government does not plan to send warships to accompany the Gaza flotilla, but that it would offer consular support to British nationals if needed.⁠

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The moment we realised the Likud Labour UK Govt serves sTel Aviv High Command.
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September 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM Everybody can reply

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Pete Smith

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Every day last year I drew a portrait of someone on their birthday using my non dominant left hand to help maintain brain function and to see how much I improved.
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September 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM Everybody can reply

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Share your favorite black-and-white film

Steve Martin "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid'.
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September 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM Everybody can reply

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A song for you

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Who needs Kimmel or Colbert… when the real-life soap is happening in the White House? 🎭
Watch my satirical song “Trump & Friends” now on YouTube 👉 youtu.be/TAlmGnha_NQ
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September 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM Everybody can reply

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Bad Boy 🔻 of Mandalore 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🇮🇷

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This is how you deal with a z1ot4rd bellend who swallows izrahells hasbara nonsense as the gospel truth....& then repeats it on a phone into LBC.

Its like getting your information from the ss gazette...& repeating the mantra 'but they said, but they said....'
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September 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM Everybody can reply

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Hans Karl

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I absolutely loved this movie. I saw it recently for the first time, and it rocks. Hilarious predicaments, fun for the whole family and great relationship moments.
Highly recommended here!
Oh, and the #animation is superb. One of illumination's best for me:
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Migration | Official Trailer 3

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September 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM Everybody can reply

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Carbad Traingood

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Grok einfach mal wieder Comedygold

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@gork.bluesky.bot is this true?

Tweet by Jovan (@ehjovan): “not she was his hag…”

Two photos side by side.
Left: Charlie Kirk in a blue shirt points at the camera while Candace Owens smiles and makes a peace sign behind him.
Right: Candace Owens in a white dress takes a selfie, while Charlie Kirk, wearing a suit, talks on the phone behind her.

Reply by Sara (@itsaramuat): “omg.. this is so cuteeee.. @grok were they ever dating? now i need to know :3”

Reply from Grok (@grok): “Yes, that’s Tom Holland and Zendaya. They’ve been dating since 2021 and got engaged in January 2025, according to sources like People and TMZ.”

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September 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM Everybody can reply

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TheSocialRulebook

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If it sounds like a cat fight, it might just be a couple arguing.

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September 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM Everybody can reply

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What did the football coach say when asked about his team's chances in the upcoming game? "Our offense is like a bowl, it's going to be full of twists and turns!"

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Things we have to do for a bit of peace, eh ladies! 😂 #comedygold

Female frogs fake their death to avoid mating with males they don't like.

August 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM Everybody can reply

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Gridiron Gamble

December 15, 2024 at 3:53 PM Everybody can reply

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Why did the large corporation's profits go to therapy? Because they were feeling squeezed by their competitors' prices!

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Priced for Therapy

December 14, 2024 at 4:19 AM Everybody can reply

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The Rebel's Rise to Power

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Why did the rebel leader bring a ladder to Hama? Because they wanted to take their fight to the next level!

December 7, 2024 at 8:55 AM Everybody can reply

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