gf: “what’s the opposite of a Transformer?”
me: “uh, you mean like…a car that *doesn’t* turn into anything? a robot that *isn’t* in disguise?”
gf: “i meant a Decepticon.”
me: “uh, you mean like…a car that *doesn’t* turn into anything? a robot that *isn’t* in disguise?”
gf: “i meant a Decepticon.”
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
gf: “what’s the opposite of a Transformer?”
me: “uh, you mean like…a car that *doesn’t* turn into anything? a robot that *isn’t* in disguise?”
gf: “i meant a Decepticon.”
me: “uh, you mean like…a car that *doesn’t* turn into anything? a robot that *isn’t* in disguise?”
gf: “i meant a Decepticon.”
Can someone help me please? My new transformer has arrived and it doesn't turn into a gun at all! It's nothing like my childhood memories at all!
September 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Can someone help me please? My new transformer has arrived and it doesn't turn into a gun at all! It's nothing like my childhood memories at all!
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![title: "NO SHIT SHERLOCK." 1: a man is asleep in bed and says "muh?" in small text. 2: he tries to turn on his lamp, squinting w/o his glasses, but it doesn't work. "no light?? why????" [the switch goes *click* *click*]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jdtylupdyzrds425plvkvl2x/bafkreihdg627nttuooaymiqlmrtpaaywbev36q5hxmdsokvm4bkx4bla3q@jpeg)
![1: edogawa conan from the anime detective conan pops into the man's room in front of his desk chair and says "yo." 2: EL-O-VISION: he is a dark blur because the man is functionally blind without his glasses. "you can't see me, can you." [COMPLETE BLUR] 3: the man shakes his head no.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jdtylupdyzrds425plvkvl2x/bafkreiaxzfb6cntiyox3xzlbdwbrgqpqxktk6a72sspjgzatqidhx7qzoy@jpeg)
June 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Have one where I'm wearing clothes. 😛 not overly recent but it's one of my favourite outfits #alternative #punk #trans #all-in-black #one-of-the-bestcolours #trans-belt #doesn't-turn-me-into-a-transformer #that-would-be-so-cool #random-tags-are-fun
December 1, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Have one where I'm wearing clothes. 😛 not overly recent but it's one of my favourite outfits #alternative #punk #trans #all-in-black #one-of-the-bestcolours #trans-belt #doesn't-turn-me-into-a-transformer #that-would-be-so-cool #random-tags-are-fun
I ALMOST get Hummers. They have something of a military-style, Jeep-on-steroidsness about them. Not for me, but I see it.
The Cybertruck looks like a bargain brand, knock-off transformer missing all of its decals that broke and doesn’t even turn into a robot anymore
The Cybertruck looks like a bargain brand, knock-off transformer missing all of its decals that broke and doesn’t even turn into a robot anymore
November 20, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I ALMOST get Hummers. They have something of a military-style, Jeep-on-steroidsness about them. Not for me, but I see it.
The Cybertruck looks like a bargain brand, knock-off transformer missing all of its decals that broke and doesn’t even turn into a robot anymore
The Cybertruck looks like a bargain brand, knock-off transformer missing all of its decals that broke and doesn’t even turn into a robot anymore