I lowkey hate that one of the most successful brands of EVs managed to gain traction not in spite of the fact that, but *because* it came to code as High-Earning Recent Grad Douchemobile.
Every attempt by US manufacturers to pivot to EV is going to founder on the fact that dudes under thirty Want Big Truck Go Voom Voom.
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I lowkey hate that one of the most successful brands of EVs managed to gain traction not in spite of the fact that, but *because* it came to code as High-Earning Recent Grad Douchemobile.
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Because... Douchemobile gotta be full of douches.
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Because... Douchemobile gotta be full of douches.
Most justified “Because OF COURSE you’d drive a douchemobile.” In history.
Imagine how delighted you’d be if you’d flipped off a random Cybertruck driver and Seth Rollins jumped out. Full vindication.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Most justified “Because OF COURSE you’d drive a douchemobile.” In history.
Even worse than the usual Douchemobile.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Even worse than the usual Douchemobile.
Tesla is pretty easy to boycott. The ultimate douchemobile. Bring tesla down. No single person deserves to be a trillionaire. Especially not this fucktard.
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Tesla is pretty easy to boycott. The ultimate douchemobile. Bring tesla down. No single person deserves to be a trillionaire. Especially not this fucktard.
Whoever at #locusrobotics has the matte black Incel Camino with the company logo in it, have you ever considered just like… not?
Literally every roboticist who saw you on the road on I93N towards North Reading flipped you off.
#cybertruck #douchemobile #robotics #badpr
Literally every roboticist who saw you on the road on I93N towards North Reading flipped you off.
#cybertruck #douchemobile #robotics #badpr
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Whoever at #locusrobotics has the matte black Incel Camino with the company logo in it, have you ever considered just like… not?
Literally every roboticist who saw you on the road on I93N towards North Reading flipped you off.
#cybertruck #douchemobile #robotics #badpr
Literally every roboticist who saw you on the road on I93N towards North Reading flipped you off.
#cybertruck #douchemobile #robotics #badpr
I think that anyone who bought a douchemobile aka #cybertruck is a dumbass, but this one is a FUNNY dumbass.
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I think that anyone who bought a douchemobile aka #cybertruck is a dumbass, but this one is a FUNNY dumbass.
#SaveYouAClick: He is doing fine. His #douchemobile has an #AISlop machine that keeps him company and provides "therapy."
> Divorced Tesla Fan Admits That His Cybertruck Is Repulsive to Women futurism.com/advanced-tra...
#wankpanzer #deplorean #BoycottTesla #swasticar
> Divorced Tesla Fan Admits That His Cybertruck Is Repulsive to Women futurism.com/advanced-tra...
#wankpanzer #deplorean #BoycottTesla #swasticar
Divorced Tesla Fan Admits That His Cybertruck Is Repulsive to Women
Tesla fans are trying to defend their Cybertrucks, but it's just making them sound sad, strange, and lonely.
futurism.com
October 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
#SaveYouAClick: He is doing fine. His #douchemobile has an #AISlop machine that keeps him company and provides "therapy."
> Divorced Tesla Fan Admits That His Cybertruck Is Repulsive to Women futurism.com/advanced-tra...
#wankpanzer #deplorean #BoycottTesla #swasticar
> Divorced Tesla Fan Admits That His Cybertruck Is Repulsive to Women futurism.com/advanced-tra...
#wankpanzer #deplorean #BoycottTesla #swasticar
Swastikar Douchemobile.
October 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Swastikar Douchemobile.
How the mighty have fallen.
#ThisIsAmerica
#AmericanEmpire
#BoycottTesla #douchemobile #Deplorean #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer
#ThisIsAmerica
#AmericanEmpire
#BoycottTesla #douchemobile #Deplorean #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer
October 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
How the mighty have fallen.
#ThisIsAmerica
#AmericanEmpire
#BoycottTesla #douchemobile #Deplorean #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer
#ThisIsAmerica
#AmericanEmpire
#BoycottTesla #douchemobile #Deplorean #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer
Yeah it's always been a super douchemobile.
October 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Yeah it's always been a super douchemobile.
Who wants a new douchemobile?
September 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Who wants a new douchemobile?
Douchemobile
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Douchemobile
AKA: The Douchemobile
September 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
AKA: The Douchemobile
That ugly fucking thing doesn’t deserve to be called a truck. An F150 or a Silverado is a truck, I don’t know what to call that stupid fucking thing…Douchemobile, maybe?
August 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
That ugly fucking thing doesn’t deserve to be called a truck. An F150 or a Silverado is a truck, I don’t know what to call that stupid fucking thing…Douchemobile, maybe?
If guys are dumb enough to buy a Douchemobile, they're dumb enough to pay a hefty premium.
August 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If guys are dumb enough to buy a Douchemobile, they're dumb enough to pay a hefty premium.
There is their first mistake. They did not use Krazy Glue.
youtu.be/sZB7sO5ZoV8?...
#IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Deplorean
youtu.be/sZB7sO5ZoV8?...
#IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Deplorean
August 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There is their first mistake. They did not use Krazy Glue.
youtu.be/sZB7sO5ZoV8?...
#IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Deplorean
youtu.be/sZB7sO5ZoV8?...
#IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Deplorean
insideevs.com/news/766162/... So, Musk found another 4,306 guys to buy his Douchemobile.
Tesla Cybertruck Sales Fall Dramatically To Their Lowest Level In A Year
The controversial electric pickup was once a bestseller. Now it’s struggling to stay relevant.
insideevs.com
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
insideevs.com/news/766162/... So, Musk found another 4,306 guys to buy his Douchemobile.
Oh, in #ChampagneProblems, poor douchebags.
> The Cybertruck Is Such a Mess That Insurance Companies Are Refusing to Even Cover It futurism.com/the-byte/cyb...
#IncelCamino #Douchemobile #Deplorean #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Wankpanzer #PieceOfShit 💩
> The Cybertruck Is Such a Mess That Insurance Companies Are Refusing to Even Cover It futurism.com/the-byte/cyb...
#IncelCamino #Douchemobile #Deplorean #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Wankpanzer #PieceOfShit 💩
The Cybertruck Is Such a Mess That Insurance Companies Are Refusing to Even Cover It
Tesla Cybertruck owners insured through Hanover Insurance are being informed that their policy is being terminated.
futurism.com
August 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh, in #ChampagneProblems, poor douchebags.
> The Cybertruck Is Such a Mess That Insurance Companies Are Refusing to Even Cover It futurism.com/the-byte/cyb...
#IncelCamino #Douchemobile #Deplorean #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Wankpanzer #PieceOfShit 💩
> The Cybertruck Is Such a Mess That Insurance Companies Are Refusing to Even Cover It futurism.com/the-byte/cyb...
#IncelCamino #Douchemobile #Deplorean #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Wankpanzer #PieceOfShit 💩
And I’m transcribing her interview a few years later when she’s a witness. Her neighbor shot at her and her sister Because sister parked too close behind his bright green douchemobile
August 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
And I’m transcribing her interview a few years later when she’s a witness. Her neighbor shot at her and her sister Because sister parked too close behind his bright green douchemobile
> US military finds a good use for Tesla Cybertruck: missile target practice www.theverge.com/news/754739/...
About the only thing the #IncelCamino is good for.
#Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #BoycottTesla #swasticar #Deplorean
About the only thing the #IncelCamino is good for.
#Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #BoycottTesla #swasticar #Deplorean
US military finds a good use for Tesla Cybertruck: missile target practice
Musk always envisioned the Cybertruck as a military vehicle, but probably not like this.
www.theverge.com
August 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
> US military finds a good use for Tesla Cybertruck: missile target practice www.theverge.com/news/754739/...
About the only thing the #IncelCamino is good for.
#Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #BoycottTesla #swasticar #Deplorean
About the only thing the #IncelCamino is good for.
#Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #BoycottTesla #swasticar #Deplorean